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Thread started 04/15/08 1:38pm

REDFEATHERS

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Why do ppl fart in public?

Its not right..

and dont go pretending the person stood next to you did it..

WE KNOW ITS YOU!!!

Share you stories smile

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Reply #1 posted 04/15/08 1:47pm

morningsong	More room out than in. or course there is Better to stand the pain than the shame. I guess it all depends on which philosophy one subscribes to.
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Reply #2 posted 04/15/08 1:48pm

JustErin

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They can't help it...?

Man, it's the worst when you're out somewhere in a crowd and suddenly you smell rotten ass. Some people just grin and bear it. But I can't I have to get the fuck outta there...fast. ill

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Reply #3 posted 04/15/08 1:49pm

horatio	JustErin said: They can't help it...? Man, it's the worst when you're out somewhere in a crowd and suddenly you smell rotten ass. Some people just grin and bear it. But I can't I have to get the fuck outta there...fast. yeah! its like munching on air from someones ass!
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Reply #4 posted 04/15/08 1:51pm

One4All4Ever	why not ?
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Reply #5 posted 04/15/08 1:51pm

DanceWme	Last summer on the mutha effin train..this woman sitting next to me farted. I heard it!!! And im sitting there like About 10 seconds later..i smelled it and i wanted to fuck her shit up. It was so so so so bad I got up and moved before i had to punch her in the face.
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Reply #6 posted 04/15/08 1:54pm

Mach	cuz they can
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Reply #7 posted 04/15/08 2:37pm

hokie

My cousin, her husband, and their two kids (who were teens at the time) went to Disney. They were in an elevator type ride waiting for their turn. My cousin said that all of a sudden it smelled DISGUSTING in there. She said she wanted to laugh, but it was completely silent. She then heard a woman behind her say, "Ralph!!!" She then elbowed her husband. He said, "But, it wasn't me!"

As it turns out it was my cousin's son. lol

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Reply #8 posted 04/15/08 4:01pm

Anxiety	this reminds me of something i heard a woman say to her misbehaving child in a store this weekend: "quit acting like i never let you out of the house!"
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Reply #9 posted 04/15/08 4:11pm

superspaceboy

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Maybe they just have a lot of gas. Keeping that shit in can hurt like cramps!

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Reply #10 posted 04/15/08 4:54pm

funkpill	REDFEATHERS said: Its not right.. and dont go pretending the person stood next to you did it.. WE KNOW ITS YOU!!! Share you stories (thats all!!! ) That's right!!! Claim your farts!!!!
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Reply #11 posted 04/15/08 5:11pm

DexMSR

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REDFEATHERS said:

Its not right..

and dont go pretending the person stood next to you did it..

WE KNOW ITS YOU!!!

Share you stories smile

(thats all!!! mad

)

All I know is.....

IT'S BETTER OUT THAN IN!!!

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Reply #12 posted 04/15/08 5:14pm

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Reply #13 posted 04/15/08 5:17pm

Statuesqque	there is this good 'ol boy that sits in the cubicle behind me who farts like he's the only one in the office. we were in a meeting the other day and all of a sudden this foul smell filled the freakin room. we all knew it was him the nasty fuck
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Reply #14 posted 04/15/08 5:19pm

horatio	Statuesqque said: there is this good 'ol boy that sits in the cubicle behind me who farts like he's the only one in the office. we were in a meeting the other day and all of a sudden this foul smell filled the freakin room. we all knew it was him the nasty fuck whats a 'good 'ol boy' ?
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Reply #15 posted 04/15/08 5:32pm

Statuesqque

horatio said:

Statuesqque said:

there is this good 'ol boy that sits in the cubicle behind me who farts like he's the only one in the office. we were in a meeting the other day and all of a sudden this foul smell filled the freakin room. we all knew it was him the nasty fuck mad

whats a 'good 'ol boy' ? confuse

that's what I call a true texan that came up in the oil fields. though it's true meaning is a bit different.

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Reply #16 posted 04/15/08 6:08pm

Flowerz	i have an older family member, who, when we used to go shopping in the SuperMarket, he'd do it 'LOUD' right on the check out line, ppl all around and turn n blame me for it and would SAY it... he would say to me all loud in the store 'why did u do that??!!' .. and of course im standing there in total embarrassing humiliation the whole time .. he got a kick outta stuff like that..
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Reply #17 posted 04/15/08 7:22pm

horatio

Flowerz said:

i have an older family member, who, when we used to go shopping in the SuperMarket, he'd do it 'LOUD' right on the check out line, ppl all around and turn n blame me for it and would SAY it... he would say to me all loud in the store 'why did u do that??!!' .. and of course im standing there in total embarrassing humiliation the whole time .. he got a kick outta stuff like that..

why did you do that?

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Reply #18 posted 04/15/08 7:47pm

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REDFEATHERS said:

Its not right..

and dont go pretending the person stood next to you did it..

WE KNOW ITS YOU!!!

Share you stories smile

(thats all!!! mad

)

Never, besides close relatives, experienced that (they are dead now)

Did that answer your question?

lol

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Reply #19 posted 04/15/08 7:58pm

psychodelicide

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OMG, this reminds me of a funny story. One time, my mom and I were sitting at the airport next to a window. This old guy and his family stood in front of us (they were also looking at a jet that was either landing or departing, I forget which). Anyway, this old guy lets out a loud fart, and my mom and I both heard it. My mom was like, "Sheesh!" lol