AndGodCreatedMe said:

Well, apparently he's working on a comedic cookbook of vegetarian recipes you can serve on the floor.

Imago said:

you clean freak sissies would have perished in the old-timey days.

PERISHED.

AndGodCreatedMe said:

Well, apparently he's working on a comedic cookbook of vegetarian recipes you can serve on the floor.

Imago said:

Report him!

AndGodCreatedMe said:

if you can't feel safe eating off your own floor, then what makes your dishes so much cleaner? maybe rodents and insects scurry across the rims of your stemware while you're asleep. maybe termites poo in your cereal bowls. or mites. do you have any idea how much mite poop you eat in one day? you ingest a whole mouthful of mite feces every time you yawn. how about them apples?

speaking of apples, those things are filthy too. no such thing as a clean apple. don't believe what they tell you.

AndGodCreatedMe said:

if you can't feel safe eating off your own floor, then what makes your dishes so much cleaner? maybe rodents and insects scurry across the rims of your stemware while you're asleep. maybe termites poo in your cereal bowls. or mites. do you have any idea how much mite poop you eat in one day? you ingest a whole mouthful of mite feces every time you yawn. how about them apples?

speaking of apples, those things are filthy too. no such thing as a clean apple. don't believe what they tell you.

Raze said:

It would be the best 5 seconds of your life!!!





Actually, I use that line for sex too.

We've established that Redfeathers, Raze, and Anxiety are an axis of Nassstttaaay!

OK,

So anyways, I'm at a restaurant with a coworker and we're joking and talking and shit about how I'm trying to stick to this vegan thing.

Anyways, I look over about 5 tables down and some dude drops his chopsticks, and then reaches over, picks them back up, and proceeds to use them.

I thought I was about to have a heart attack.

My coworker (for those of you in Wales, you can substitute that word with 'mate' or employee or whatever ) says to me, "Don't worry - it was only for 2 seconds. The 2 second rule applies"

I was like , "I thought it only applies at home???!!!!"




So does the 2 second rule apply only at home? Or everywhere?
Or at friend's houses and not restaurants?

I mean, I have a zero second rule--NOTHING get's placed back in my mouth if it's been on the floor. (waiting for your lame ass jokes).

It's an in the bin if it's been on the floor rule for me, but seriously, some of you guys wouldn't last a day in Thailand.

@ this thread

it depends on what i drop on the floor if it's like an m&m or a similarly non porous junk food, i'll pick it up and examine it to see if it has stuff on it and maybe rinse it off so i can eat it. the tastier it is, the more likely it is i will attempt to do this

anything else gets thrown out. and i'm really picky about utensils - if it touches the floor it goes in the sink. fucked up that i'll eat an m&m if it falls on the floor (only at home though ) but i'll put the fork in the sink and get a new one.

i don't know why i post this shit

Protege said:

for heavens sake it's just a M&M

throw that shit away

We've established that Redfeathers, Raze, and Anxiety are an axis of Nassstttaaay!

Imago said:

AndGodCreatedMe said:

which is why i just eat it

but seriously, there's so much shit we all come across that i'm like, i don't think eating one m&m that fell on the ground is going to kill me. eating prepackaged food isn't exactly the most sanitary thing in the world anyway

i said i was fucked up though

Protege said:

I don't think it would kill you either but why take the chance for a M&M

And please can just not mention package food

KidaSaurusRx said:

if by "a bug" you mean "my food" and if by "into the food" you mean "on the ground", then yes, it applies.

OK,

So anyways, I'm at a restaurant with a coworker and we're joking and talking and shit about how I'm trying to stick to this vegan thing.

Anyways, I look over about 5 tables down and some dude drops his chopsticks, and then reaches over, picks them back up, and proceeds to use them.

I thought I was about to have a heart attack.

My coworker (for those of you in Wales, you can substitute that word with 'mate' or employee or whatever ) says to me, "Don't worry - it was only for 2 seconds. The 2 second rule applies"

I was like , "I thought it only applies at home???!!!!"




So does the 2 second rule apply only at home? Or everywhere?
Or at friend's houses and not restaurants?

I mean, I have a zero second rule--NOTHING get's placed back in my mouth if it's been on the floor. (waiting for your lame ass jokes).

Imago said:

don't ever stay in a hotel then Dan

Housekeeping rinse out the coffee cups and glasses in the rooms, and dry with your used towels, which they also use to wipe down all surfaces.
They caught this on camera and showed on A Current Affair here

ZombieKitten said:

...I wish current affair still aired here..

Imago said:

don't ever stay in a hotel then Dan

Housekeeping rinse out the coffee cups and glasses in the rooms, and dry with your used towels, which they also use to wipe down all surfaces.
They caught this on camera and showed on A Current Affair here

ZombieKitten said:

hell. to. the. naw.

Imago said:

I saw it here too, on dateline or something. They had hidden cameras in a range of low-end to highly extravagent hotels. They all did it. Rinsed the glasses out with tap water and wiped them down with used towels.

CarrieMpls said:

I think I'm going to be sick.


Seriously.