Anxiety said:

Actually, to be honest, there's no time rule for me. if it's cutlary, I'd wipe it with a napkin and keep using it (of course in a restaurant I'd ask for a new one). If it's food, and the floor is reasonably clean, I'd pick the food up, look at it and check if it's clean enough to eat.
[Edited 4/15/08 16:48pm]

Zero second rule for me, I don't want anything that has fallen on a floor in my mouth!

does anyone here ever use a broom or a mop?

Raze said:

yall can't put no pants on???

Anxiety said:

does that apply is a bug falls into the food?????

KidaSaurusRx said:

if by "a bug" you mean "my food" and if by "into the food" you mean "on the ground", then yes, it applies.

If we're talking food then I'll never eat it if it's been on the floor. If it's cutlery I'll wash it if I can be bothered but if not I'll get some more. In a restaurant it's new cutlery and still no eating food that's been on the floor. I live in Thailand so I get enough germs as it is, thank you.

Anxiety said:

you dirty baker.

I just thought of something.


An epiphany, really






What if I could apply the 5-second rule to convincing folks to eat my ass!


C'mone yall! If your tongue touches it for less than 5 seconds each lick, it wont hurt cha!!!


Whose with me??? We could start a revolution!





















ok, maybe that's taking this thread in the wrong direction.

Anxiety said:

that's what I've been saying! this is why people have no resistance to anything. everyone's a clean freak! there is absolutely NO ONE on this site that is too good to eat food off of the floor.

KidaSaurusRx said:

eat it oh, wait, it's been on the floor....

Imago said:

5 seconds of ass-eating can hardly be called ass-eating at all

Imago said:

are you saying your ass is dirtier than your floor? you need to wash that ass.

Anxiety said:

We've already established that my ass sags so low it continually sweeps up my floor, so yes.

Do you ever read my threads?



no, don't answer that.

Raze said:

It would be the best 5 seconds of your life!!!





Actually, I use that line for sex too.

Imago said:

Why did I click on this thread

Ocean said:

Because you're "Ocean nosey" !!!!

We've established that Redfeathers, Raze, and Anxiety are an axis of Nassstttaaay!

Imago said:

i just threw up

Imago said:

so it's like when normal people run around outdoors barefoot and get "jesus feet", only you get "jesus ass"? i may not read your threads, but i at least make the token gesture of clicking on then. i would have noticed something like "jesus ass".

Anxiety said:

You misspelled the last word of your second sentence. It's getting on my nerves.

Imago said:

quit trying to distract the conversation from your dirty flip-flop of an ass.

Anxiety said:

We've already established you don't care about the 5 second rule, right?


<--dirty up some snoopy with that shit!

Imago said:

i think burt bacharach put it best:

a chair is not a house

and a house is not a home

and your ass is not my floor

Anxiety said:

you obviously never heard Ralph Waldo Emerson's famous quote:


Hitch your wagon to my ass.

at this thread


I never heared of a so called 2 sec rule..

If food drops on the ground it's gone to the carbage can

I'm not overly sensitive for germs because like Red said my body, hopefully, is immune for the general ones (ok maybe not for the one that cause Impatigo/Impetigo)

But food on the floor and picking it up

AndGodCreatedMe said:

Anxiety is going to be very displeased with your post.

Imago said:

Will he curse me?


And WHY?


sorry didn't read the whole thread

Imago said:

I swear this place is giving me a complex

AndGodCreatedMe said:

Well, apparently he's working on a comedic cookbook of vegetarian recipes you can serve on the floor.