Imago said:

I'm at work.

FunkMistress said:

Tell me you two aren't in the same room when you go on like this.

Phil and Val often are, and that's rather creepy.

Raze said:

This gets more and more disturbing.

FunkMistress said:

I'm high and unemployed.

That's right people, she got herself a KEEPER.

Imago said:

LMFAO, OMGzzzz, you have no idea how alike you are with ERin and I.


and the answer is NO, I was on the desktop and she on the laptop once, and we botha at the same time, said "dude, we're pretty fucking lame here"

Imago said:

JerseyKRS said:

Muse and I did that at Carrie's place in Minneapolis

Imago said:

my son likes to call us on the cell phone from upstairs to tell us stuff.

OK,

So anyways, I'm at a restaurant with a coworker and we're joking and talking and shit about how I'm trying to stick to this vegan thing.

Anyways, I look over about 5 tables down and some dude drops his chopsticks, and then reaches over, picks them back up, and proceeds to use them.

I thought I was about to have a heart attack.

My coworker (for those of you in Wales, you can substitute that word with 'mate' or employee or whatever ) says to me, "Don't worry - it was only for 2 seconds. The 2 second rule applies"

I was like , "I thought it only applies at home???!!!!"




So does the 2 second rule apply only at home? Or everywhere?
Or at friend's houses and not restaurants?

I mean, I have a zero second rule--NOTHING get's placed back in my mouth if it's been on the floor. (waiting for your lame ass jokes).

JerseyKRS said:

boarding school.

Imago said:

I don't even use that rule at home! If it hits the floor it's not going in my mouth! EWWWWW!!!!

MoniGram said:

My floors are very clean though cause my ass droops down so low now that it sweeps up after me all day long.

MoniGram said:

My floors are very clean though cause my ass droops down so low now that it sweeps up after me all day long.

if it's food -> into the bin.
if it's a woman -> I'm probably on top of her in under 5 seconds ...

Imago said:

Now that would be a sight to see!!!

MoniGram said:

My floors are very clean though cause my ass droops down so low now that it sweeps up after me all day long.

Imago said:

NO FUCKING WAY MY TONGUE TOUCHES YOUR RECTUM !


not that there was a chance even before this thread

Imago said:

NO FUCKING WAY MY TONGUE TOUCHES YOUR RECTUM !


not that there was a chance even before this thread

One4All4Ever said:

In general, once it touches the floor it's done.

Of course, I've dropped cigarettes before and picked them back up. But I suppose that's a dirty disgusting thing anyway.

CarrieMpls said:

I'm the same way.

Eww. I'm a germaphobe, so once it hits the floor, I'm done



YUCK! This just reminded me of the time that I threw out the crust from my pizza and my ex-boyfriend straight up picked it out and ate it! He said it was ok 'cause it was right at the top and it had only been there for a couple of seconds

JessieJ said:

JessieJ said:

MoniGram said:

it's been on the floor

those same chopsticks were up somebodys ass in the back before they were given to him to use, so any shitty floor particles are better by default...