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Reply #30 posted 04/15/08 11:00am

Imago

Raze said:

I'm guessing every single person on here has had 1) a penis in their mouth, 2) their tongue in a vagina, or 3) their tongue in a rectum.



and you're going to get grossed out by eating food on the floor?


come on lol







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Reply #31 posted 04/15/08 11:01am

FunkMistress

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JerseyKRS said:

evenstar said:



and people who use the SAME dirty dishtowel to wipe down every kitchen counter!! shake



our kids are SO fucking guilty of that shit, it drives me BANNANANAAS.


One of 'em did it and then lied about it last week, and went to bed with no dessert because of it. lol

It's boot camp in this piece.
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Reply #32 posted 04/15/08 11:01am

JessieJ

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JessieJ said:

Eww. I'm a germaphobe, so once it hits the floor, I'm done neutral



YUCK! This just reminded me of the time that I threw out the crust from my pizza and my ex-boyfriend straight up picked it out and ate it! ill He said it was ok 'cause it was right at the top and it had only been there for a couple of seconds ill barf ill lock

thats when our relationship would've ended falloff

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Reply #33 posted 04/15/08 11:01am

Imago

FunkMistress said:

JerseyKRS said:




our kids are SO fucking guilty of that shit, it drives me BANNANANAAS.


One of 'em did it and then lied about it last week, and went to bed with no dessert because of it. lol

It's boot camp in this piece.

I'm a very mean babysitter you know!



EVIL
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Reply #34 posted 04/15/08 11:02am

JerseyKRS

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FunkMistress said:

JerseyKRS said:




our kids are SO fucking guilty of that shit, it drives me BANNANANAAS.


One of 'em did it and then lied about it last week, and went to bed with no dessert because of it. lol

It's boot camp in this piece.



damn, I think we had special dessert that night too, I'm like the gestapo up in this piece.


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Reply #35 posted 04/15/08 11:03am

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Imago said:

Raze said:

I'm guessing every single person on here has had 1) a penis in their mouth, 2) their tongue in a vagina, or 3) their tongue in a rectum.



and you're going to get grossed out by eating food on the floor?


come on lol







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Reply #36 posted 04/15/08 11:03am

FunkMistress

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Imago said:

FunkMistress said:



One of 'em did it and then lied about it last week, and went to bed with no dessert because of it. lol

It's boot camp in this piece.

I'm a very mean babysitter you know!



EVIL


lol
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Reply #37 posted 04/15/08 11:04am

FunkMistress

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JerseyKRS said:

FunkMistress said:



One of 'em did it and then lied about it last week, and went to bed with no dessert because of it. lol

It's boot camp in this piece.



damn, I think we had special dessert that night too, I'm like the gestapo up in this piece.


Yeah, we did. Homemade strawberry shortcake. Stalin.
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Reply #38 posted 04/15/08 11:04am

evenstar

Raze said:

I'm guessing every single person on here has had 1) a penis in their mouth, 2) their tongue in a vagina, or 3) their tongue in a rectum.



and you're going to get grossed out by eating food on the floor?


come on lol


i only allow clean penises in my mouth, thanks very much talk to the hand



falloff
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Reply #39 posted 04/15/08 11:04am

Imago

Raze said:

Imago said:








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oral



This gets more and more disturbing. lol
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Reply #40 posted 04/15/08 11:04am

REDFEATHERS

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evenstar said:

REDFEATHERS said:




totally nod


ENJOY YOUR DYSENTERY



Uncalled for bored

what I am saying is yes I do clean or get new if I drop cutlery and stuff..

my home is clean enough, thank you
and my immune system is strong enough to withstand afew germs..

y'all gonna die of heart attacks the way you are going on about this here..


nod
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Reply #41 posted 04/15/08 11:05am

Imago

evenstar said:

Raze said:

I'm guessing every single person on here has had 1) a penis in their mouth, 2) their tongue in a vagina, or 3) their tongue in a rectum.



and you're going to get grossed out by eating food on the floor?


come on lol


i only allow clean penises in my mouth, thanks very much talk to the hand



falloff



run. to. church.
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Reply #42 posted 04/15/08 11:05am

JerseyKRS

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Imago said:

FunkMistress said:



One of 'em did it and then lied about it last week, and went to bed with no dessert because of it. lol

It's boot camp in this piece.

I'm a very mean babysitter you know!



EVIL



falloff

this is my current fave running joke for the record, it makes me lol irl.


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Reply #43 posted 04/15/08 11:06am

Imago

JerseyKRS said:

Imago said:


I'm a very mean babysitter you know!



EVIL



falloff

this is my current fave running joke for the record, it makes me lol irl.



Is our 'org' life just a series of these stupid running jokes? lol
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Reply #44 posted 04/15/08 11:07am

Imago

Mars23 said:

It depends on if she just fell because she is tipsy or actually passes out. If she passed out I would be laughing too hard to pick her up within 2 seconds.

lol razz
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Reply #45 posted 04/15/08 11:08am

morningsong

After watching Mythbusters I definitely have a zero second policy. But then in a resturant at any time before I would have asked for another utensil/chopsticks/whatever.
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Reply #46 posted 04/15/08 11:08am

evenstar

REDFEATHERS said:

evenstar said:



ENJOY YOUR DYSENTERY



Uncalled for bored

what I am saying is yes I do clean or get new if I drop cutlery and stuff..

my home is clean enough, thank you
and my immune system is strong enough to withstand afew germs..

y'all gonna die of heart attacks the way you are going on about this here..


nod


i was joking, red. lol but seriously, enjoy your diphtheria. :nod;
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Reply #47 posted 04/15/08 11:09am

JerseyKRS

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Imago said:

JerseyKRS said:




falloff

this is my current fave running joke for the record, it makes me lol irl.



Is our 'org' life just a series of these stupid running jokes? lol



interspersed with 20% meaningful conversation, yes.


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Reply #48 posted 04/15/08 11:09am

JerseyKRS

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FunkMistress said:

JerseyKRS said:




damn, I think we had special dessert that night too, I'm like the gestapo up in this piece.


Yeah, we did. Homemade strawberry shortcake. Stalin.



Um, Mussolini, thank you very much. hrmpph.


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Reply #49 posted 04/15/08 11:09am

evenstar

Imago said:

evenstar said:



i only allow clean penises in my mouth, thanks very much talk to the hand



falloff



run. to. church.


i was so shocked when i didn't burst into flames walking into notre dame giggle
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Reply #50 posted 04/15/08 11:11am

FunkMistress

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REDFEATHERS said:

evenstar said:



ENJOY YOUR DYSENTERY



Uncalled for bored

what I am saying is yes I do clean or get new if I drop cutlery and stuff..

my home is clean enough, thank you
and my immune system is strong enough to withstand afew germs..

y'all gonna die of heart attacks the way you are going on about this here..


nod


GOD, SHUT UP
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Reply #51 posted 04/15/08 11:12am

Imago

evenstar said:

Imago said:




run. to. church.


i was so shocked when i didn't burst into flames walking into notre dame giggle



oh, don't you worry. God's mercy and wrath are nowhere to be found in French churches, according to Tom Delay.
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Reply #52 posted 04/15/08 11:12am

FunkMistress

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Imago said:

evenstar said:



i was so shocked when i didn't burst into flames walking into notre dame giggle



oh, don't you worry. God's mercy and wrath are nowhere to be found in French churches, according to Tom Delay.


The Angels and Airwaves guy? confuse
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Reply #53 posted 04/15/08 11:13am

evenstar

FunkMistress said:

Imago said:




oh, don't you worry. God's mercy and wrath are nowhere to be found in French churches, according to Tom Delay.


The Angels and Airwaves guy? confuse


shit falloff
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Reply #54 posted 04/15/08 11:14am

Imago

FunkMistress said:

Imago said:




oh, don't you worry. God's mercy and wrath are nowhere to be found in French churches, according to Tom Delay.


The Angels and Airwaves guy? confuse

I thought he was that Republican dude who finances those Gap clothes sweatshops in Saipan. lol
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Reply #55 posted 04/15/08 11:15am

JerseyKRS

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FunkMistress said:

Imago said:




oh, don't you worry. God's mercy and wrath are nowhere to be found in French churches, according to Tom Delay.


The Angels and Airwaves guy? confuse



do you believe? DO YOU BELIEVE?

falloff


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Reply #56 posted 04/15/08 11:16am

FunkMistress

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JerseyKRS said:

FunkMistress said:



The Angels and Airwaves guy? confuse



do you believe? DO YOU BELIEVE?

falloff


lol You never let me down.
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Reply #57 posted 04/15/08 11:17am

Imago

FunkMistress said:

JerseyKRS said:




do you believe? DO YOU BELIEVE?

falloff


lol You never let me down.

Tell me you two aren't in the same room when you go on like this.

Phil and Val often are, and that's rather creepy.
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Reply #58 posted 04/15/08 11:19am

JerseyKRS

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Imago said:

FunkMistress said:



lol You never let me down.

Tell me you two aren't in the same room when you go on like this.

Phil and Val often are, and that's rather creepy.



LMFAO, OMGzzzz, you have no idea how alike you are with ERin and I. falloff


and the answer is NO, I was on the desktop and she on the laptop once, and we botha at the same time, said "dude, we're pretty fucking lame here"


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Reply #59 posted 04/15/08 11:19am

FunkMistress

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Imago said:

FunkMistress said:



lol You never let me down.

Tell me you two aren't in the same room when you go on like this.

Phil and Val often are, and that's rather creepy.


evillol

I'm at work.
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