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LADIES: Need help attracting a man? The Bacon Bra! 
Bacon Bra Posted by Erin Zimmer, April 2, 2008 at 1:15 PM "Wait, men love bacon and boobs, why not combine the two? That's a million dollar idea right there!" —bkusler Still no confirmation if it's turkey or piggy bacon, but even the kosher chick might make an exception for a bra made of bacon (NSFW). Given the raw state, sunbathing seems like the ideal frying method. Victoria's Secret—nudge, nudge—you need to get on this, though it does seem pretty DIY-friendly. http://www.seriouseats.co...rwear.html The Normal Whores Club | |
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 I can picture a woman wearing this bra, and her dog jumping at her and biting her on the boobs. RIP, mom. I will forever miss and love you. | |
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if you don't come home with one of these, I'm gonna be pretty fucking pissed off. | |
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FunkMistress said:
Bacon Bra Posted by Erin Zimmer, April 2, 2008 at 1:15 PM "Wait, men love bacon and boobs, why not combine the two? That's a million dollar idea right there!" —bkusler Still no confirmation if it's turkey or piggy bacon, but even the kosher chick might make an exception for a bra made of bacon (NSFW). Given the raw state, sunbathing seems like the ideal frying method. Victoria's Secret—nudge, nudge—you need to get on this, though it does seem pretty DIY-friendly. http://www.seriouseats.co...rwear.html raw meat  | |
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JerseyKRS said: if you don't come home with one of these, I'm gonna be pretty fucking pissed off.
You'll just have to be patient while I lie under the lizard's heat lamp to cook it up. The Normal Whores Club | |
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Ok, weird. Just this morning I saw some ad where this chick was wearing bacon perfume and her friend was like, "you're nuts" and she was like, "but men love bacon"...and then all these dudes were like..."hey baby" with her.
I just realized that I type like I am 10 years old.  | |
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JustErin said: Ok, weird. Just this morning I saw some ad where this chick was wearing bacon perfume and her friend was like, "you're nuts" and she was like, "but men love bacon"...and then all these dudes were like..."hey baby" with her.
I just realized that I type like I am 10 years old. And then I, like, logged on to the Org or whatever, and there was totally a thread about bacon on a girls you-know-whats!!!  The Normal Whores Club | |
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FunkMistress said: JustErin said: Ok, weird. Just this morning I saw some ad where this chick was wearing bacon perfume and her friend was like, "you're nuts" and she was like, "but men love bacon"...and then all these dudes were like..."hey baby" with her.
I just realized that I type like I am 10 years old. And then I, like, logged on to the Org or whatever, and there was totally a thread about bacon on a girls you-know-whats!!!
So this is what it feels like to be Dani. | |
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JustErin said: FunkMistress said: And then I, like, logged on to the Org or whatever, and there was totally a thread about bacon on a girls you-know-whats!!!
So this is what it feels like to be Dani. Feels LIEK. This is what it feels LIEK to be Dani.  The Normal Whores Club | |
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FunkMistress said:
Bacon Bra Posted by Erin Zimmer, April 2, 2008 at 1:15 PM "Wait, men love bacon and boobs, why not combine the two? That's a million dollar idea right there!" —bkusler Still no confirmation if it's turkey or piggy bacon, but even the kosher chick might make an exception for a bra made of bacon (NSFW). Given the raw state, sunbathing seems like the ideal frying method. Victoria's Secret—nudge, nudge—you need to get on this, though it does seem pretty DIY-friendly. http://www.seriouseats.co...rwear.html Is that a cheap ass Olgelvi Perm she's rocking there?  | |
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FunkMistress said: JustErin said:
So this is what it feels like to be Dani. Feels LIEK. This is what it feels LIEK to be Dani. Why yous all gotta be so mean?  | |
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Imago said: FunkMistress said:
Bacon Bra Posted by Erin Zimmer, April 2, 2008 at 1:15 PM "Wait, men love bacon and boobs, why not combine the two? That's a million dollar idea right there!" —bkusler Still no confirmation if it's turkey or piggy bacon, but even the kosher chick might make an exception for a bra made of bacon (NSFW). Given the raw state, sunbathing seems like the ideal frying method. Victoria's Secret—nudge, nudge—you need to get on this, though it does seem pretty DIY-friendly. http://www.seriouseats.co...rwear.html Is that a cheap ass Olgelvi Perm she's rocking there? But you can do them yourself! At HOME!  | |
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raw meat  | |
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JustErin said: FunkMistress said: Feels LIEK. This is what it feels LIEK to be Dani. Why yous all gotta be so mean? Rite...mhm | |
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Imago said: FunkMistress said:
Bacon Bra Posted by Erin Zimmer, April 2, 2008 at 1:15 PM "Wait, men love bacon and boobs, why not combine the two? That's a million dollar idea right there!" —bkusler Still no confirmation if it's turkey or piggy bacon, but even the kosher chick might make an exception for a bra made of bacon (NSFW). Given the raw state, sunbathing seems like the ideal frying method. Victoria's Secret—nudge, nudge—you need to get on this, though it does seem pretty DIY-friendly. http://www.seriouseats.co...rwear.html Is that a cheap ass Olgelvi Perm she's rocking there? 
What were those flexible, bendy hot curler stick thingies? They smelled like burnt rubber and came in different colors. The Normal Whores Club | |
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FunkMistress said: Imago said: Is that a cheap ass Olgelvi Perm she's rocking there?
What were those flexible, bendy hot curler stick thingies? They smelled like burnt rubber and came in different colors. oh god, I'm trying to remember. They looked sort of like taffy, no? | |
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Imago said: FunkMistress said:
What were those flexible, bendy hot curler stick thingies? They smelled like burnt rubber and came in different colors. oh god, I'm trying to remember. They looked sort of like taffy, no? Oh...those were the perm rods. :nods: Don't ask how I know this....  | |
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hokie said: Imago said: oh god, I'm trying to remember. They looked sort of like taffy, no? Oh...those were the perm rods. :nods: Don't ask how I know this....  | |
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hokie said: Don't ask how I know this.... | |
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GEOMETRICKS!!!! The Normal Whores Club | |
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i don't think bacon panties would go down as well...  | |
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evenstar said: i don't think bacon panties would go down as well...
har har The Normal Whores Club | |
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FunkMistress said: evenstar said: i don't think bacon panties would go down as well...
har har fucking beat me to it!!! | |
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JerseyKRS said: FunkMistress said: har har fucking beat me to it!!! The Normal Whores Club | |
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I'd so totally go down on bacon panties!
LMFAO | |
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at LEAST ben & i keep the twin-mind posting thing to a minimum | |
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evenstar said: i don't think bacon panties would go down as well...
Piggy pussy. | |
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evenstar said:
at LEAST ben & i keep the twin-mind posting thing to a minimum | |
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hokie said: and you! with that signature! WHY IS THE ORG SUCH A DAMN MEAT MARKET?? | |
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