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i did THE stupidest thing ever today so me and my friend Sarah were in an elevator on the 20th floor of a building.
and we got stuck!  we got really scared and started calling our friends and family cuz we thought we were going to die 
10 minutes go by and we're still stuck. then suddenly Sarah looks over and starts laughing reallly hard. i'm like, "what the hell is so funny?!" and then right when i said that, i noticed what had happened. we never pushed any buttons | |
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dude ... | |
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 that's too mylean HE'S COMING AGAIN | |
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That's scarier than actually being stuck  My Legacy
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NDRU said: That's scarier than actually being stuck
i know right | |
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InsatiableCream said: NDRU said: That's scarier than actually being stuck
i know right I just read that toilet signature thingy
This story may have been a little funnier if there was a fart involved. I'm only sayin'..... Glad you're okay.  MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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damn I will forever love and miss you...my sweet Prince. | |
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 Going anywhere pass three floors is scary | |
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OMG! I haven't laughed so hard!!!!
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these things happen, even to good people!
My sister and her partner and child in pram, were all squeezed into a small elevator in Borders Books, and it jerked to a halt and they could hear the emergency phone being dialled again and again, but not ringing enough to be answered 
they were there about 15 minutes before they realised there were 2 floor control panels (one lower one for disabled people) and she had been leaning against the emergency stop button with her bum, repeatedly 
my sister is claustrophobic, it was a terrifying ordeal for her poor thing 
she can laugh at it now "I pressed the buttons with my arse!!" | |
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You should sue. | |
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ditz!  | |
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InsatiableCream said: so me and my friend Sarah were in an elevator on the 20th floor of a building.
and we got stuck! we got really scared and started calling our friends and family cuz we thought we were going to die
10 minutes go by and we're still stuck. then suddenly Sarah looks over and starts laughing reallly hard. i'm like, "what the hell is so funny?!" and then right when i said that, i noticed what had happened. we never pushed any buttons Were u a blonde in a former life? PRINCE IS WATCHING U  " When an Artist Creates, whatever they create belongs to society"
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chillichocaholic said: InsatiableCream said: so me and my friend Sarah were in an elevator on the 20th floor of a building.
and we got stuck! we got really scared and started calling our friends and family cuz we thought we were going to die
10 minutes go by and we're still stuck. then suddenly Sarah looks over and starts laughing reallly hard. i'm like, "what the hell is so funny?!" and then right when i said that, i noticed what had happened. we never pushed any buttons Were u a blonde in a former life? i actually am a natural blonde  | |
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Blond ass moments brought to you by Mely  | |
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Amazing. | |
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Reminds me of something that recently happened to me... ...I accompanied the salesman at work to survey a site. At the end of our meeting with the potential client in the penthouse, we said our goodbyes and stepped into the elevator (which is maybe 20-feet from the receptionist counter) to go down to the first floor lobby. We're in the elevator and start talking smack about the pretentious company rep that we had just met with. Then the doors open, and we're back on penthouse level. We look at each other...yep...we never actually pushed any buttons...so all that time we'd been up on the penthouse level. Fortunately they apparently never heard what we'd been saying 'cause we got the job. By St. Boogar and all the saints at the backside door of Purgatory! | |
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OK, talk about retarded moments....
so this is back before I had my apendix removed and I was sick and I knew I was sick but I didn't know what from and 2 trips to the doctors did not yield any diagnosis. Anyway over the course of the 5 years that I had recurring apendicitis I restricted my diet due to so many things making me sick to my stomach. One of those things was sugar. I stopped eating sugar and sweets altogether. Since diabetes runs in my family I thought that maybe my sensitivity to sugar could be from diabetes. So I went to lunch one day and bought this giant Chinese Chicken Salad from Claim Jumper. It literally comes in a gigantic bowl and probably is meant for like 15 people So they gave me 2 dressings and I poured both of them in there and then went. to. town!. So I'm like 2/3s finished with the salad and one of the ladies comes in and starts commenting on how huge the salad is and where do I put all that food and how do I stay so skinny and then she says to another co-worker: As much sugar as they put in that dressing, you might as well just staple 2 phone books to my thighs if I ate that
Me:
I had no idea there was any sugar in the peanut dressing and I start to freak out cuz I ate like half a gallon of dressing with my salad So I go back to my desk and I'm on the verge of having a panic attack and I have my headphones on and all of a sudden my hearing starts to fail and I'm thinking OMG I am going into a diabetic coma!  and then I look down and notice that the batteries on my headphones were dying and that is the reason why the sound went out and I couldn't hear my music
. [Edited 5/20/08 18:29pm] 2010: Healing the Wounds of the Past.... http://prince.org/msg/8/325740 | |
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SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: OK, talk about retarded moments....
so this is back before I had my apendix removed and I was sick and I knew I was sick but I didn't know what from and 2 trips to the doctors did not yield any diagnosis. Anyway over the course of the 5 years that I had recurring apendicitis I restricted my diet due to so many things making me sick to my stomach. One of those things was sugar. I stopped eating sugar and sweets altogether. Since diabetes runs in my family I thought that maybe my sensitivity to sugar could be from diabetes. So I went to lunch and bought this giant Chinese Chicken Salad from Claim Jumper. It literally comes in a gigantic bowl and probably is meant for like 15 people So they gave me 2 dressings and I poured both of them in there and then went. to. town!. So I'm like 2/3s finished with the salad and one of the ladies comes in and starts commenting on how huge the salad is and where do I put all that food and how do I stay so skinny and then she says to another co-worker: As much sugar as they put in that dressing, you might as well just staple 2 phone books to my thighs if I ate that
Me:
I had no idea there was any sugar in the peanut dressing and I start to freak out cuz I ate like half a gallon of dressing with my salad So I go back to my desk and I'm on the verge of having a panic attack and I have my headphones on and all of a sudden my hearing starts to fail and I'm thinking OMG I am going into a diabetic coma! and then I look down and notice that the batteries on my headphones were dying and that is the reason why the sound went out in my headphones 
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SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: OK, talk about retarded moments....
so this is back before I had my apendix removed and I was sick and I knew I was sick but I didn't know what from and 2 trips to the doctors did not yield any diagnosis. Anyway over the course of the 5 years that I had recurring apendicitis I restricted my diet due to so many things making me sick to my stomach. One of those things was sugar. I stopped eating sugar and sweets altogether. Since diabetes runs in my family I thought that maybe my sensitivity to sugar could be from diabetes. So I went to lunch one day and bought this giant Chinese Chicken Salad from Claim Jumper. It literally comes in a gigantic bowl and probably is meant for like 15 people So they gave me 2 dressings and I poured both of them in there and then went. to. town!. So I'm like 2/3s finished with the salad and one of the ladies comes in and starts commenting on how huge the salad is and where do I put all that food and how do I stay so skinny and then she says to another co-worker: As much sugar as they put in that dressing, you might as well just staple 2 phone books to my thighs if I ate that
Me:
I had no idea there was any sugar in the peanut dressing and I start to freak out cuz I ate like half a gallon of dressing with my salad So I go back to my desk and I'm on the verge of having a panic attack and I have my headphones on and all of a sudden my hearing starts to fail and I'm thinking OMG I am going into a diabetic coma! and then I look down and notice that the batteries on my headphones were dying and that is the reason why the sound went out and I couldn't hear my music
. [Edited 5/20/08 18:29pm] oh. my. god. HE'S COMING AGAIN | |
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SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: OK, talk about retarded moments....
so this is back before I had my apendix removed and I was sick and I knew I was sick but I didn't know what from and 2 trips to the doctors did not yield any diagnosis. Anyway over the course of the 5 years that I had recurring apendicitis I restricted my diet due to so many things making me sick to my stomach. One of those things was sugar. I stopped eating sugar and sweets altogether. Since diabetes runs in my family I thought that maybe my sensitivity to sugar could be from diabetes. So I went to lunch one day and bought this giant Chinese Chicken Salad from Claim Jumper. It literally comes in a gigantic bowl and probably is meant for like 15 people So they gave me 2 dressings and I poured both of them in there and then went. to. town!. So I'm like 2/3s finished with the salad and one of the ladies comes in and starts commenting on how huge the salad is and where do I put all that food and how do I stay so skinny and then she says to another co-worker: As much sugar as they put in that dressing, you might as well just staple 2 phone books to my thighs if I ate that
Me:
I had no idea there was any sugar in the peanut dressing and I start to freak out cuz I ate like half a gallon of dressing with my salad So I go back to my desk and I'm on the verge of having a panic attack and I have my headphones on and all of a sudden my hearing starts to fail and I'm thinking OMG I am going into a diabetic coma! and then I look down and notice that the batteries on my headphones were dying and that is the reason why the sound went out and I couldn't hear my music
. [Edited 5/20/08 18:29pm] oh lord | |
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SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: OK, talk about retarded moments....
so this is back before I had my apendix removed and I was sick and I knew I was sick but I didn't know what from and 2 trips to the doctors did not yield any diagnosis. Anyway over the course of the 5 years that I had recurring apendicitis I restricted my diet due to so many things making me sick to my stomach. One of those things was sugar. I stopped eating sugar and sweets altogether. Since diabetes runs in my family I thought that maybe my sensitivity to sugar could be from diabetes. So I went to lunch one day and bought this giant Chinese Chicken Salad from Claim Jumper. It literally comes in a gigantic bowl and probably is meant for like 15 people So they gave me 2 dressings and I poured both of them in there and then went. to. town!. So I'm like 2/3s finished with the salad and one of the ladies comes in and starts commenting on how huge the salad is and where do I put all that food and how do I stay so skinny and then she says to another co-worker: As much sugar as they put in that dressing, you might as well just staple 2 phone books to my thighs if I ate that
Me:
I had no idea there was any sugar in the peanut dressing and I start to freak out cuz I ate like half a gallon of dressing with my salad So I go back to my desk and I'm on the verge of having a panic attack and I have my headphones on and all of a sudden my hearing starts to fail and I'm thinking OMG I am going into a diabetic coma! and then I look down and notice that the batteries on my headphones were dying and that is the reason why the sound went out and I couldn't hear my music
. [Edited 5/20/08 18:29pm] OMG!!!! That was funny!!!! Proud Memaw to Seyhan Olivia Christine ,Zoey Cirilo Jaylee & Ellie Abigail Lillian | |
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InsatiableCream said: SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: OK, talk about retarded moments....
so this is back before I had my apendix removed and I was sick and I knew I was sick but I didn't know what from and 2 trips to the doctors did not yield any diagnosis. Anyway over the course of the 5 years that I had recurring apendicitis I restricted my diet due to so many things making me sick to my stomach. One of those things was sugar. I stopped eating sugar and sweets altogether. Since diabetes runs in my family I thought that maybe my sensitivity to sugar could be from diabetes. So I went to lunch one day and bought this giant Chinese Chicken Salad from Claim Jumper. It literally comes in a gigantic bowl and probably is meant for like 15 people So they gave me 2 dressings and I poured both of them in there and then went. to. town!. So I'm like 2/3s finished with the salad and one of the ladies comes in and starts commenting on how huge the salad is and where do I put all that food and how do I stay so skinny and then she says to another co-worker: As much sugar as they put in that dressing, you might as well just staple 2 phone books to my thighs if I ate that
Me:
I had no idea there was any sugar in the peanut dressing and I start to freak out cuz I ate like half a gallon of dressing with my salad So I go back to my desk and I'm on the verge of having a panic attack and I have my headphones on and all of a sudden my hearing starts to fail and I'm thinking OMG I am going into a diabetic coma! and then I look down and notice that the batteries on my headphones were dying and that is the reason why the sound went out and I couldn't hear my music
. [Edited 5/20/08 18:29pm] oh lord You should have seen me. It was like the scene where Uma Thurman's character in Pulp Fiction gets the adrenaline straight to the heart When the sound dimmed and dimmed and then went silent I was holding onto the desk because all I saw was the black roses of panic and I swear I almost fainted. I'm just glad I didn't call for an ambulance And the thing is like right when this was happening I thought I was in the perfect place if I was dying cuz I worked at a mortuary at the time 2010: Healing the Wounds of the Past.... http://prince.org/msg/8/325740 | |
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JustErin said:
Amazing. 
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SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: OK, talk about retarded moments....
so this is back before I had my apendix removed and I was sick and I knew I was sick but I didn't know what from and 2 trips to the doctors did not yield any diagnosis. Anyway over the course of the 5 years that I had recurring apendicitis I restricted my diet due to so many things making me sick to my stomach. One of those things was sugar. I stopped eating sugar and sweets altogether. Since diabetes runs in my family I thought that maybe my sensitivity to sugar could be from diabetes. So I went to lunch one day and bought this giant Chinese Chicken Salad from Claim Jumper. It literally comes in a gigantic bowl and probably is meant for like 15 people So they gave me 2 dressings and I poured both of them in there and then went. to. town!. So I'm like 2/3s finished with the salad and one of the ladies comes in and starts commenting on how huge the salad is and where do I put all that food and how do I stay so skinny and then she says to another co-worker: As much sugar as they put in that dressing, you might as well just staple 2 phone books to my thighs if I ate that
Me:
I had no idea there was any sugar in the peanut dressing and I start to freak out cuz I ate like half a gallon of dressing with my salad So I go back to my desk and I'm on the verge of having a panic attack and I have my headphones on and all of a sudden my hearing starts to fail and I'm thinking OMG I am going into a diabetic coma! and then I look down and notice that the batteries on my headphones were dying and that is the reason why the sound went out and I couldn't hear my music
. [Edited 5/20/08 18:29pm] U win!!! PRINCE IS WATCHING U " When an Artist Creates, whatever they create belongs to society"
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InsatiableCream said: so me and my friend Sarah were in an elevator on the 20th floor of a building.
and we got stuck! we got really scared and started calling our friends and family cuz we thought we were going to die
10 minutes go by and we're still stuck. then suddenly Sarah looks over and starts laughing reallly hard. i'm like, "what the hell is so funny?!" and then right when i said that, i noticed what had happened. we never pushed any buttons omg ROFL | |
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