2the9s - Dancer in a club wearing just his leopard skin underpants and a smile.

Ace - Working in a laundrette .....folding freshly laundered towels and gossiping with the customers about the state of such and such's smalls.


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Spookymuffin - A Clown at children's parties.

Evenstar - a T.V chef


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LleeLlee - Batman.

LleeLlee - Moderator on Orgers Without Borders.

JD a therapist.

Imago a bouncer.

Jess a waitress...She'd be telling the patrons to fuck off if they gave her a hard time.

Ben a minister.

hokie said:

He he! I'm a pretty good listener truth be told. You're right though, I can't be doing with people's crap.

Anyway, Hokie I definetely can't see you as a zoo keeper.

JDInteractive said:

Oh...you are soooo right. I really don't care much for animals. We have a small dog and I tolerate it because of the kids, but I do not like cleaning up other's shit. And I don't like to get dirty and be outside and get sweaty. I'm a girly girl for sure.

JDInteractive said:

i was gonna say i can't see you as a self-help counselor.

imago - dairy farm owner

Hokie - Lumberjack

hokie said:

JessieJ said:

Hey...I can log roll with the best of 'em.

evenstar said:

Yes..


Patient: But, I just feel so lonely and no one likes me.

JD: Oh come on you twit! Stop whining like a little girl. Grow some balls and go get laid or something.

JessieJ said:

LleeLlee: A part-time receptionist in a car rental firm, only working on Tuesdays and Thursdays because her Mum can look after the bairn but she might do more hours if her Mum-in-Law gets over her hip replacement operation and can have the wee one for a day, hopefully a Wednesday, but if she did get more cover she'd like to do something else, like design jewellery like she wanted to do in school but sometimes these things never work out but if she did do something like that it would exclude her entry to this thread as it's jobs you CAN'T imagine an orger doing.

Or something.

mcmeekle said:

The firm might also do sales.

JDInteractive said:

Oh you are online!!

RhondaB -- dog-walker. Trust me... those dogs would NOT listen to Rhonda.

JasmineFire -- cook.

emm -- barbecue chef

2the9s -- college professor.

Adisa, Lammastide, Namepeace -- criminal

Dewdre (sp or whatever) and Irresistibleb1tch flipping burgers @ burger King..

LleeLlee said:

Oh, I could totally do that; I like the zen of the folding (and I love the smell of laundry detergent). I don't indulge in non-celeb gossip, though. "Smalls"? I'm assuming this means underwear?

LleeLlee: Bruce Springsteen's Sideburn Groomer.

ThreadBare said:

Naw, see I can see Namepeace being a criminal mastermind... just can't see him as a school busdriver... those kids would be like "Shut up you nerd!" "We ain't scared of you or your vocabulary".... they would then pelt him with their soda cans and and pare balls.

I couldn't see you being into pest control.
You'd run like Forest Gump at the first sight of an American Cockroach.

REDFEATHERS said:

I have met Martina and I truly cannot see her doing that .

paintedlady said:

That's where you're wrong. I'm intensely anti-bug, as a spider in my living room found out this morning.

ThreadBare said:

So you killed it after it was already dead like four times huh?
LOL!

And could you see Graycap23 as a toll booth operator?

paintedlady said:

No, but I dropped what I was doing and found the nearest implement to squash that thang...

Graycap23 would throw coins back at some people: "How dare you come to my tollbooth listening to that garbage! I'm letting you off with a warning!"
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ThreadBare said:

LOL!

Serious said:

OMG you met? I am jealous..

REDFEATHERS said:

She's awesome . It was almost a year ago. She came to visit and stayed for 4 days and we had a great time . I hope I will see her again in person one day .

Well, this is some shit here.

I can't see Dex as one of the seven dwarves in a local senior theatre production.

I can't see Jersey as a DMV clerk. at least without him killing someone on his second day at work.

ArielB said:

Oh God no.

He hates people!

He really does.