Oh, wise, Jenn/Teacher/MrsFiness, it is high time you taught us, the org posters, something.

What, you ask? Why, how to be positive, of course!

I remember your last account here, Teacher, often promoted positivity. Upon reminiscing about your promotions, I decided to use the dictionary. Now, I know you're high on the dictionary these days, so I'm most certain you'll appreciate this:

pos·i·tiv

pos·i·tive
adj.
Characterized by or displaying certainty, acceptance, or affirmation: a positive answer; positive criticism.
Measured or moving forward or in a direction of increase or progress.
Explicitly or openly expressed or laid down: a positive demand.
Admitting of no doubt; irrefutable: positive proof.

Very sure; confident: I'm positive he's right. See Synonyms at sure.
Overconfident; dogmatic.
Formally or arbitrarily determined; prescribed.
Concerned with practical rather than theoretical matters.
Composed of or characterized by the presence of particular qualities or attributes; real.
Philosophy.
Of or relating to positivism.
Of or relating to laws imposed by human authority rather than by nature or reason alone: “the glaring discrepancy between American positive law and natural rights” (David Brion Davis).
Of or relating to religion based on revelation rather than on nature or reason alone.
Informal. Utter; absolute: a positive darling.
Mathematics.
Relating to or designating a quantity greater than zero.
Relating to or designating the sign (+).
Relating to or designating a quantity, number, angle, or direction opposite to another designated as negative.
Physics. Relating to or designating an electric charge of a sign opposite to that of an electron.
Medicine. Indicating the presence of a particular disease, condition, or organism: a positive test for pregnancy.
Biology. Indicating or characterized by response or motion toward the source of a stimulus, such as light: positive tropism.
Having the areas of light and dark in their original and normal relationship, as in a photographic print made from a negative.
Grammar. Of, relating to, or being the simple uncompared degree of an adjective or adverb, as opposed to either the comparative or superlative.
Driven by or generating power directly through intermediate machine parts having little or no play: positive drive.

n.
An affirmative element or characteristic.
Mathematics. A quantity greater than zero.
Physics. A positive electric charge.
A photographic image in which the lights and darks appear as they do in nature.
Grammar.
The uncompared degree of an adjective or adverb.
A word in this degree.
Music. A division of some pipe organs, similar in sound to the great but smaller and less powerful.

I took the liberty in highlighting what, upon reading this definition, made me think of you especially.

However, positivity in your case, I believe, related to optimism, and loving everyone...In this case, even the moderators, which I know you LOVE Ian!

I was hoping, MrsFiness, you could manage to spread the positivity on all of us negative org bastards! Especially that unfair prick Ian!

Positivity sucks dog ass.

IceNine said:

You take that back, you negative fucker!

BattierBeMyDaddy said:

Fuck you... you positive people make me want to smash my head in with a copy of any number of Tony Robbins books.

Positivity sucks!

Oh great, now you two are calling each other "phucs"

IceNine said:

How about I bash your head in with a copy of any number of Tony Robbins books? It sounds like more fun that way, you negative bitch.

If you keep talking this way, with all your insults and so on, Teacher/MrsFiness might not teach us! And that would be a damn shame!

Listen you two bitter old hags, you're ruining the positive experience for me! (I put ten on the little one for her chutzpah!)
[This message was edited Thu Oct 31 6:25:42 PST 2002 by nLA]

BattierBeMyDaddy said:

That would be a good experience for you... it would be the first time you have picked up anything other than a comic book in years... you dorks amaze me with your positivity and Star Trek conventions...

Have you perfected that communicator yet? How is that secret insignia project going?

Positivity sucks and so do you, captain dork.

lol
[This message was edited Thu Oct 31 6:25:16 PST 2002 by nLA]

IceNine said:

Oh, that's real original! Always bringing up the Trek jokes, aren't you, you short, tiny, little bastard!

I'll be the one laughing when my communicator works, you fuck! You're just mad, cuz like, YOU aren't cool enough to do it.

nLA said:

Shut up, before I kick you in the balls.

BattierBeMyDaddy said:

I'll tell you what... if you win this fight, I will take you to a Doctor Who convention and you can dance ecstatically with all the other dorks dressed up as Klingons in their misplaced attempt at making it to the Star Trek convention. People such as you would do well to read the instructions on a roll of toilet paper... at least your hands wouldn't stink all the time.

IceNine said:

I'll tell you what...If you win this fight, I'll buy you a bowl of wheaties, and a can of some greens, so maybe, just maybe you can grow a bit. However, it is unlikely, so I'll be preparing your Star Trek outfit. You'll be my Ferangi.

Now, stoppit. You're ruining my POSITIVE thread with your assinine ways, you bastard!

BattierBeMyDaddy said:

Ooooh, that one stings! Did you do some sort of strange, Vulcan mind meld with your pet hamster to come up with that one? I was asking because you have said that your hamster was of below average intelligence and that last flame smacked of the work of a retarded hamster with epilepsy.

Your chances of meeting your dream man at the Doctor Who convention (which has been mistaken for a Star Trek convention by your dream man) and dancing the night away are dwindling.



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[This message was edited Wed Oct 30 14:48:29 PST 2002 by IceNine]

IceNine said:

Shut up, bicycle boy...

Your chances of taking me to that Star Trek convention - which would not be a Dr. Who convention, mind you, are not dwindling.

Here's a new deal, if you win, I'll get a washcloth, and wipe that crusty shit off your lower lip, left there from that time you had sex with Nep2na, and she Sanchezed you.

Oh Battier that last one was tough!

Oh, and what is Sanchezed?
[This message was edited Wed Oct 30 14:54:39 PST 2002 by sag10]

sag10 said:

Dirty Sanchez.

BattierBeMyDaddy said:

You are reaching again, young un!

Don't worry, I won't stop your going to the Star Trek AND Doctor Who conventions. Girls your age are subject to bouts of depression and I would not want to send you to a depression clinic because you missed out on a chance to meet a local Captain Kirk impersonator. Hell, you might even win first prize in the "You too can be a dork" contest with your communicators that you constructed so elaborately out of boxes from your extensive collection of training bras.

BattierBeMyDaddy said:

Who is Dirty Sanchez?

IceNine said:

I might get my communicator done, if you'd stop stealing my training bras for all of the local transvestite conventions you go to.

sag10 said:

Shit. Literally.

BattierBeMyDaddy said:

Why Sanchez?

And indeed, MrsFitness is nowhere to be found!!!

BattierBeMyDaddy said:

Ooooh... a burner!

Is it true that everyone dresses up as members of an intergalactic force and runs around speaking gibberish on the last day of band camp? I have heard that many band nerds have been seen running around with protractors fastened to their band uniforms trying to do the Vulcan death grip on the cooler kids at school... from what I understand, this behavior often culminates with the Vulcan being closed inside a locker with a jockstrap on their head.

Can you confirm or deny this?

teller said:

That's because that asshole IceNine scared her off with his devilish, negative ways!

Satan is in his soul, he knows not what he does!

BattierBeMyDaddy said:

No, Ice doesn't believe in evil, just ask him.

IceNine said:

Oooh, aren't you clever! Having to resort to insulting band kids, who, work harder than your scrawny ass ever does!

I deny it. It never happened.

"Battymydaddy", I can't stop laughing at Tibor.

BattierBeMyDaddy said:

Just as I expected... the mental scars are deep and it is easier to deny it than to admit it and grow from it.

:LOL: