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veronikka said: KidaDynamite said:   not that they did it to me  they'd be dead if they did it to me Oh lawd, I know i'm gonna regret this.....what is it?  surviving on the thought of loving you, it's just like the water
I ain't felt this way in years... | |
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i've said it like 5,000 times but i dont mind saying it
i've never farted in my life | |
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crazyhorse said: you know what a sponge bob is? man with a shit fetish. he rubs the poop on his balls then likes to sit all over clean white sheets leaving sponge marks.
thats fucked up | |
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KidaDynamite said: veronikka said: not that they did it to me they'd be dead if they did it to me Oh lawd, I know i'm gonna regret this.....what is it? Dutch Oven when you are laying in bed with a "significant other" and you fart then hold her head under the blanket  Rhythm floods my heart♥The melody it feeds my soul | |
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veronikka said: KidaDynamite said: Oh lawd, I know i'm gonna regret this.....what is it? Dutch Oven when you are laying in bed with a "significant other" and you fart then hold her head under the blanket 
sorry for asking but why is it associated with being Dutch
It is a good way to get even with your partner though 
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veronikka said: KidaDynamite said: Oh lawd, I know i'm gonna regret this.....what is it? Dutch Oven when you are laying in bed with a "significant other" and you fart then hold her head under the blanket Hell No! surviving on the thought of loving you, it's just like the water
I ain't felt this way in years... | |
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I fart A LOT. But they never smell....  Maybe we can go to the movies and cry together | |
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AndGodCreatedMe said: veronikka said: Dutch Oven when you are laying in bed with a "significant other" and you fart then hold her head under the blanket
sorry for asking but why is it associated with being Dutch
It is a good way to get even with your partner though
please  you dutchies are world renowned for being the inventors of this amusement! | |
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Volitan said: I fart A LOT. But they never smell....
you should go get your sinuses checked  | |
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I thought men farted
And women pooted What's the difference??
A stink is a stink | |
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funkpill said: I thought men farted
And women pooted What's the difference??
A stink is a stink no way, we FART  | |
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ZombieKitten said: AndGodCreatedMe said:
sorry for asking but why is it associated with being Dutch
It is a good way to get even with your partner though
please you dutchies are world renowned for being the inventors of this amusement!
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AndGodCreatedMe said: ZombieKitten said: please you dutchies are world renowned for being the inventors of this amusement!
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ZombieKitten said: AndGodCreatedMe said:
Hope life is well  | |
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AndGodCreatedMe said: ZombieKitten said:
Hope life is well  can't complain! I got a nice phonecall tonight and now I feel all warm and fuzzy  | |
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ZombieKitten said: AndGodCreatedMe said:
Hope life is well can't complain! I got a nice phonecall tonight and now I feel all warm and fuzzy Did he or she thru the phone
Good to hear you're doing well  | |
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AndGodCreatedMe said: ZombieKitten said: can't complain! I got a nice phonecall tonight and now I feel all warm and fuzzy Did he or she thru the phone
Good to hear you're doing well no but he was eating his breakfast | |
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luv4u said: Does it happen after you have eaten a can of
 ?? Wondering why Luv wants to know this | |
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Did she just farted?? | |
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luv4u said: ArielB said: Ask Hokie. She just got farted in her ear.You started this thread, and YOU give ME the face?
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Bloody hell Luv4u. There's Joy In Expatriation. | |
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ArielB said: luv4u said: You started this thread, and YOU give ME the face?
[Edited 4/12/08 6:18am] morning! | |
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evenstar said: JuliePurplehead said: I usually fart before I go to sleep at night and when I'm waking up in the morning. I like to give my cat dutch ovens.
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InsatiableCream said: i've said it like 5,000 times but i dont mind saying it
i've never farted in my life
Yes you have. What if you take a high-pressure shit, or something? I just farted whilst typing this (albeit a little fart). | |
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after i have ice cream it's pretty bad it's like when you fart and leave the room and come back and it's still there i'm like damn you ever fart and it stank so bad you even you can't handle it[Edited 4/12/08 7:14am] | |
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KidaDynamite said: crazyhorse said: anyone know what a frimp is? it's a dude that likes his woman to fart in the bathtub so he can pop the bubbles with his teeth.
 Hell 2 Tha Nizzaw!!!
Where in the hell do y'all come up with this stuff? Dude:Okay baby, fart in the tub so I can pop the bubbles with my teeth Girl: Okay... {bubble} Dude: {as he's poppin' the bubbles} dang girl what did you eat, you stink baby! Girl: what? I can't hear you with your mouth in the water like that! Dude: You know what we should call this.... a "Frimp" Girl: What? You said I smell like shrimp??? 
[Edited 4/12/08 0:02am] i love your scripts | |
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Spookymuffin said: evenstar said:
erm, i mean, girls never fart!  | |
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I read an article that said studies show the average person farts 10-14 times
a day. I probably fart 2x a day..... depends on what I eat that day. Say it's just a dream...
U open up ur eyes and come 2 realize u simply imagined this So u lean over and give her a kiss Here on earth, here on earth, with u it's not so bad Here on earth, here on earth eye don't feel so sad Stay right here |
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ewww a certain orger who shall remain unnamed farted in front of friends while out drinking with them the other night.. he said cos he felt comfortable in our company.. 
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