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How Often Do You Fart?? Does it happen after you have eaten a can of  ??  
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moderatorconstantly, beans or no beans.
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every several minutes. | |
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ArielB said: every several minutes.
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eeeeewww!!! nonsense!!  | |
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Make a big stinky and move away from the scene fast.
or Squeeze your butt together when you are about to fart and force out the air/fart, and it makes a noise 
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luv4u said: ArielB said: every several minutes.
 Ask Hokie. She just got farted in her ear. | |
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ArielB said: luv4u said: Ask Hokie. She just got farted in her ear.
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luv4u said: Make a big stinky
and move away from the scene fast.
or Squeeze your butt together when you are about to fart and force out the air/fart, and it makes a noise pull the covers up over my significant other's head and let 'er rip. "Half of what I say is meaningless; but I say it so that the other half may reach you." - Kahlil Gibran | |
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I usually fart before I go to sleep at night and when I'm waking up in the morning. I like to give my cat dutch ovens. Shake it til ya make it  | |
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luv4u said: Make a big stinky
and move away from the scene fast.
or Squeeze your butt together when you are about to fart and force out the air/fart, and it makes a noise I heard if you do that it comes up as a burp !  | |
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luv4u said: ArielB said: Ask Hokie. She just got farted in her ear.I did. And I'm part deaf now.  | |
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Raze said: luv4u said: Make a big stinky
and move away from the scene fast.
or Squeeze your butt together when you are about to fart and force out the air/fart, and it makes a noise pull the covers up over my significant other's head and let 'er rip.  
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pplrain said: luv4u said: Make a big stinky
and move away from the scene fast.
or Squeeze your butt together when you are about to fart and force out the air/fart, and it makes a noise I heard if you do that it comes up as a burp ! Give it a try sometime 
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JuliePurplehead said: I usually fart before I go to sleep at night and when I'm waking up in the morning. I like to give my cat dutch ovens.
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luv4u said: Raze said: pull the covers up over my significant other's head and let 'er rip. He's probably kill me if I'd ever tried that, actually "Half of what I say is meaningless; but I say it so that the other half may reach you." - Kahlil Gibran | |
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JuliePurplehead said: I usually fart before I go to sleep at night and when I'm waking up in the morning. I like to give my cat dutch ovens.
 I'm scared to ask! surviving on the thought of loving you, it's just like the water
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Thx Bev now every time I do I will think of you and analize my fart
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JuliePurplehead said: I usually fart before I go to sleep at night and when I'm waking up in the morning. I like to give my cat dutch ovens.
Explain
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luv4u said: Make a big stinky
and move away from the scene fast.
or Squeeze your butt together when you are about to fart and force out the air/fart, and it makes a noise "I'm looking at a bug!"
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anyone know what a frimp is? it's a dude that likes his woman to fart in the bathtub so he can pop the bubbles with his teeth.
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crazyhorse said: anyone know what a frimp is? it's a dude that likes his woman to fart in the bathtub so he can pop the bubbles with his teeth.
Hell 2 Tha Nizzaw!!!
Where in the hell do y'all come up with this stuff? Dude:Okay baby, fart in the tub so I can pop the bubbles with my teeth Girl: Okay... {bubble} Dude: {as he's poppin' the bubbles} dang girl what did you eat, you stink baby! Girl: what? I can't hear you with your mouth in the water like that! Dude: You know what we should call this.... a "Frimp" Girl: What? You said I smell like shrimp???  [Edited 4/12/08 0:02am] surviving on the thought of loving you, it's just like the water
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KidaDynamite said: crazyhorse said: anyone know what a frimp is? it's a dude that likes his woman to fart in the bathtub so he can pop the bubbles with his teeth.
Hell 2 Tha Nizzaw!!!
Where in the hell do y'all come up with this stuff? Dude:Okay baby, fart in the tub so I can pop the bubbles with my teeth Girl: Okay... {bubble} Dude: {as he's poppin' the bubbles} dang girl what did you eat, you stink baby! Girl: what? I can't hear you with your mouth in the water like that! Dude: You know what we should call this.... a "Frimp" Girl: What? You said I smell like shrimp???
[Edited 4/12/08 0:02am] HE'S COMING AGAIN | |
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Protege said: KidaDynamite said:
Hell 2 Tha Nizzaw!!!
Where in the hell do y'all come up with this stuff? Dude:Okay baby, fart in the tub so I can pop the bubbles with my teeth Girl: Okay... {bubble} Dude: {as he's poppin' the bubbles} dang girl what did you eat, you stink baby! Girl: what? I can't hear you with your mouth in the water like that! Dude: You know what we should call this.... a "Frimp" Girl: What? You said I smell like shrimp???
[Edited 4/12/08 0:02am] that was good man. | |
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KidaDynamite said: JuliePurplehead said: I usually fart before I go to sleep at night and when I'm waking up in the morning. I like to give my cat dutch ovens.
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crazyhorse said: anyone know what a frimp is? it's a dude that likes his woman to fart in the bathtub so he can pop the bubbles with his teeth.
OMG!!! please tell me you kidding!!! Rhythm floods my heart♥The melody it feeds my soul | |
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you know what a sponge bob is? man with a shit fetish. he rubs the poop on his balls then likes to sit all over clean white sheets leaving sponge marks.
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crazyhorse said: you know what a sponge bob is? man with a shit fetish. he rubs the poop on his balls then likes to sit all over clean white sheets leaving sponge marks.
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veronikka said: KidaDynamite said: I'm scared to ask! Thanks to another orger I know what that means surviving on the thought of loving you, it's just like the water
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KidaDynamite said: veronikka said: Thanks to another orger I know what that means not that they did it to me  they'd be dead if they did it to me Rhythm floods my heart♥The melody it feeds my soul | |
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