Women mature faster than men yet they reach their sexual peak much later than men. What kind of joke is this really? Someone explain this existence to me will you.

Can't wait to read these answers!


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they enjoy the learning experience more

Define "sexual peek."

SCNDLS said:

Have you ever seen "Girls Gone Wild"? Mature faster my ass.


Do you mean physically mature? Cause mentally, well, see above.
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FunkMistress said:

I fixed it!!! DAMN!!!


WHAP WHAP WHAP WHAP!!!!!

My theory, that I have spent my entire life researching (or at least the last 15 seconds) and I have come up with only one possible answer:

If men and women peeked and matured simultaneously...the earth would explode....
Pretty simple I think....

pardonme4livin said:

DexMSR said:

Awww damn! I wasn't being funny I didn't notice your typo AND I repeated it in my post. LOL! No, I'm serious, what are you considering a "sexual peak."

DexMSR said:

I'm here to help Dex...any other questions you may have... lemme know...

Yes, but they can't handle their alcohol as well.

How hard is it for a man to put his thingy in a hole and pump away?

Stymie said:

It's easy. Did you see the toilet paper roll thread? Really, how do you figure something like that out unless you were trying to fuck it?
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SCNDLS said:

Well..."they" say....women peak around their early to mid thirties. And what I "mean" by it is that they're libidos heighten, willingness to experiment, and just be more open sexually tends to really show itself at that age.

Not all, but most....I have to throw that in their because there are some people here that can't handle the fact that blanket statements DON'T apply to all....FUCKERS!!

Mars23 said:

What I meant Mars is women's plumbing is complicated and men's is not. It took me to almost 30 to learn certain things about myself sexually.

Imago said:

Says who?

Drink your azz under a table.... you must not hang with too many Latinas.

Stymie said:

Marry me ?

Stymie said:

That's not true.... I found my clit when I was like ummm... 11, and never been the same since.

Mach said:

Sure.

Men don't learn how to do it well 'til they are about in their late twenties anyways. That's why women learn to get their stuff off later in life... when dudes are young they "rabbit fuck" and cum too quickly.

Maybe because when girls are all young, firm, and hot, it's easy for them to get whatever they want. When things start to deteriorate, they can still get what they want cause now they know how to screw your brains out.


Don't judge me, I'll do all ages!

I had to edit that. Not ALL ages, but all non gross ages.
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paintedlady said:

So did I but it wasn't until I was 30 that I found....umm....interesting ways to pleasure myself. Things I never knew as an 11 year old. Now in my 30s, the things I would put up with from men are over with and I am more in control of my sexual pleasure. Cum before I do? Get.tha. fuck.out.

paintedlady said:

Show up to the next invasion!

We'll see who slams more wine coolers in a given hour!!!

Imago said:

Fuck coolers.... let's go straight to martini's ..... I can easily drink 10 and still be cool.

Imago said:

but drinking at invasions leads to hugging and groping and telling people you love them lots!

evenstar said:

Once we get him drunk .... we can make him do stuff....
get the camera's ready...

paintedlady said:

erm... how about Zimas?

DexMSR said:

Let's see, would "sexual peak" equate to "biological clock?"

evenstar said:

OMG I totally had a dream involving you last night.


I need to start a thread about it.

That shit was hilarious.

NDRU said:

No, definately not. I'm done having kids...maybe one more...but women have sex into their 50s, 60s, 70s just like men.