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10 SEX Mistakes Women Make 10 sex mistakes women make
May 15, 2008 01:00pm THE Sex and the City girls did their best to teach us, but now a doctor of sex has identified the top 10 mistakes women make that ruin their relationships. Dr. Yvonne Kristín Fulbright is a sex educator, relationship expert, columnist and founder of Sexuality Source Inc. The author of several books including, Touch Me There! A Hand Guide to Your Orgasmic Hot Spots has now created a check list on Fox News for women to help them stop falling into the same sexual patterns. Basically, Dr Fulbright says: 1. Motherhood should not make you celibate Motherhood should not make you celibate. Instead, you need to see yourself as a hot mama, switching on your Marilyn Monroe persona the second you get your lover alone. For your sake, for your family’s sake, you need to temporarily forget that you’re known as an asexual “mommy” most of the day. You need to nurture your sex life with as much zest as you put into your childcare. Happy parents make for happy families. 2. Be responsive in the sack Most of us don’t like to have sex with a corpse. Don’t just lie there ... Move! Make noise. Do anything but play dead! If you want your lover to keep coming back, you need to go beyond the missionary position. 3. Stay feminine. Strive to stay trim and look your best, and apparently effortlessly at that. While he wants you to be the girl-next-door in so many ways, he also wants to eternally see you as his sex goddess. 4. Don't judge his porn Unless you’ve been replaced by his passion for pornography, don’t give him a guilt trip for it. Instead of seeing his Playboy or Penthouse as a threat, see it as an enhancement. 5. Talk dirty The occasional potty mouth can be a passion-inducer. So don’t be shy! Learn to talk dirty. I’m not saying sound like a trucker (unless that’s your thing). But don’t be afraid to get a little filthy. Who knows? You might deserve a good spanking for talking like that. 6. Own your body. Big or small, short or tall, what men find a turn-on more than anything is how a woman carries herself - her confidence. This will help you boost your sex comfort and his. 7. Trash-talking other women. Sure, you think she looks like a prostitute. But guess what? He does too — and is most likely loving it. Putting down other women in front of him serves as no more than a sign of insecurity. And that makes you unattractive. 8. Don't assume you'll be monogamous. You’re not monogamous until you have the talk. Having sex is no guarantee of anything, including reciprocal feelings, love, and a future. So don’t make any assumptions. Be honest about what you want. Don’t use sex manipulatively. 9. Don't ignore his nipples. While known as a "girl-thing," nipples can be his thing too. Many men have sensitive nipples. In fact, some men have nipples that are more sensitive than their lovers'. 10. Don't use too much teeth. When it comes to oral fixations, this feast should not involve fangs. Teeth scraping is not allowed. Agence France-Presse | |
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11. Don't think you know how to jerk off
only a few of the women I've been with knew how to do it in a way that I did enjoy....or maybe I just had lousy sex-partners..... | |
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12. Don't forget the nuts!!
You got to lick them balls too ladies, it makes a good BJ great IMO!!! [Edited 5/17/08 12:07pm] | |
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abierman said: 11. Don't think you know how to jerk off
only a few of the women I've been with knew how to do it in a way that I did enjoy....or maybe I just had lousy sex-partners..... OMG that reminds me of the funniest conversation i had. We were out with this girl who was only about 17 and was going on and on about how "when she was in a relationship her man would NEVER go without getting his" how it did not matter if she was on her period or she didn't feel like it she would just jerk him off. Silence from all the people in a relationship except my mate Steve who simply said "have you got any fucking idea how long it takes a woman to jerk me off" | |
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Abdul said: 12. Don't forget the nuts!!
You got to lick them balls too ladies, it makes a good BJ great IMO!!! [Edited 5/17/08 12:07pm] | |
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abierman said: 11. Don't think you know how to jerk off
only a few of the women I've been with knew how to do it in a way that I did enjoy....or maybe I just had lousy sex-partners..... it's not rocket science. you just have to learn how the guy likes it. | |
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13. Don't forget to make him a sandwich after sex "We may deify or demonize them but not ignore them. And we call them genius, because they are the people who change the world." | |
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14. Don't foget to play with his Trolls
It helps break the ice and makes for great foreplay | |
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evenstar3 said: abierman said: 11. Don't think you know how to jerk off
only a few of the women I've been with knew how to do it in a way that I did enjoy....or maybe I just had lousy sex-partners..... it's not rocket science. you just have to learn how the guy likes it. | |
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Spookymuffin said: evenstar3 said: it's not rocket science. you just have to learn how the guy likes it. | |
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bboy87 said: 13. Don't forget to make him a sandwich after sex
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oh, and men? here you go- http://www.foxnews.com/st...20,00.html
most important, imo: 10. Believing one orgasm is enough. She’s just had a mind-blowing orgasm, maybe two. So she should be perfectly content, right? Wrong. Women are not nearly as quick to come down from their aroused state as men are post-sex. Many can be launched right back to bliss, and many women do crave more action and orgasms, even if they were perfectly satisfied by the first sexperience. Even if you’re exhausted, don’t rule out Round 2. There are other ways of pleasing her, so go ahead and do it all over again. | |
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Abdul said: 12. Don't forget the nuts!!
You got to lick them balls too ladies, it makes a good BJ great IMO!!! Erhm... no thanks. It is not known why FuNkeNsteiN capitalizes his name as he does, though some speculate sunlight deficiency caused by the most pimpified white guy afro in Nordic history.
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evenstar3 said: oh, and men? here you go- http://www.foxnews.com/st...20,00.html
most important, imo: 10. Believing one orgasm is enough. She’s just had a mind-blowing orgasm, maybe two. So she should be perfectly content, right? Wrong. Women are not nearly as quick to come down from their aroused state as men are post-sex. Many can be launched right back to bliss, and many women do crave more action and orgasms, even if they were perfectly satisfied by the first sexperience. Even if you’re exhausted, don’t rule out Round 2. There are other ways of pleasing her, so go ahead and do it all over again. I like you pissing on me [Edited 5/17/08 15:02pm] | |
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Spookymuffin said: evenstar3 said: oh, and men? here you go- http://www.foxnews.com/st...20,00.html
most important, imo: 10. Believing one orgasm is enough. She’s just had a mind-blowing orgasm, maybe two. So she should be perfectly content, right? Wrong. Women are not nearly as quick to come down from their aroused state as men are post-sex. Many can be launched right back to bliss, and many women do crave more action and orgasms, even if they were perfectly satisfied by the first sexperience. Even if you’re exhausted, don’t rule out Round 2. There are other ways of pleasing her, so go ahead and do it all over again. I like you pissing on me [Edited 5/17/08 15:02pm] none of that applies to you anyway | |
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14. Don't forget to bring him a chilled beer with the sandwich
15. Shut the fuck up talking for at least an hour after 16. Don't forget to bring out the trash while he is having his beer and sandwich 17. Don't forget to wash his car and iron all his clothes for the week ahead, as a mark of respect for allowing you to go down on him | |
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biggest sex mistake I ever made was getting married | |
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ZombieKitten said: biggest sex mistake I ever made was getting married
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Steadwood said: 14. Don't foget to play with his Trolls
It helps break the ice and makes for great foreplay Group sex....?! This is not an exit | |
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1.A --Don't try to cram all my 8 1/2 by 6 1/2 down to your throat. it hurts. --the one's in the movies are professionals. | |
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rocknrolldave said: Steadwood said: 14. Don't foget to play with his Trolls
It helps break the ice and makes for great foreplay Group sex....?! With 9 inch muppets | |
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11. Acknowledge his infidelities.
move on, keep going, nothing to see..... | |
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peppeken said: 14. Don't forget to bring him a chilled beer with the sandwich
15. Shut the fuck up talking for at least an hour after 16. Don't forget to bring out the trash while he is having his beer and sandwich 17. Don't forget to wash his car and iron all his clothes for the week ahead, as a mark of respect for allowing you to go down on him I can add here: Take acting lessons and PRETEND his manhood is as big as in the porn movies, and the testicles are right about what a 20-year old has..... You can work around the tire around the waist.... You get all sexed up with lingere and stockings, and he's just.....naked, with everything else I just mentioned. | |
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i've heard straight boys like a little assplay too. You CANNOT use the name of God, or religion, to justify acts of violence, to hurt, to hate, to discriminate- Madonna
authentic power is service- Pope Francis | |
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ZombieKitten said: biggest sex mistake I ever made was getting married
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Steadwood said: rocknrolldave said: Group sex....?! With 9 inch muppets NINE INCHES?! Oh wait, you mean nine inches tall, right.....? This is not an exit | |
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What about the 10 SEX mistakes that Men Make? | |
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shanti0608 said: What about the 10 SEX mistakes that Men Make?
how about a shorter list - what they do RIGHT | |
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