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Fresh From Her Shower A woman stands in front of the mirror complaining to her husband
that her breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically telling her it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion. "If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds". Willing to try anything, She fetch a piece of toilet paper and stood in front of the mirror, rubbing it between her breasts. "How long will this take?" She asked. "They will grow larger over a period of years," the husband replies. She stopped. "Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?" Without missing a beat he says, "Worked for your a$$, didn't it?" He's still live, and with a great deal of therapy, he may walk again, although he will probably continue to take his meals through a straw. Stupid, stupid man. 
 Stupid, stupid joke too
 yeah...gonna lose your audience on this one
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happy friday funkpill  seems that i was busy doing something close to nothing, but different than the day before   | |
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i could have sworn this thread was just locked a minute ago  "Half of what I say is meaningless; but I say it so that the other half may reach you." - Kahlil Gibran | |
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Raze said: i could have sworn this thread was just locked a minute ago
it was  seems that i was busy doing something close to nothing, but different than the day before | |
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prb said: Raze said: i could have sworn this thread was just locked a minute ago
it was [Flame Snipped - June7] 
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