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Date this weekend  Got a date with a gorgeous girl this sunday. I'm thinking maybe a fancy-ish resturaunt? Not like suit/tie but like polo shirt/khaki type place? Or is this too much on a first date? And maybe leave me some tips on stuff not to do so I don't make a jackass out of myself, and maybe some tips to insure a 2nd date  (I've never taken a girl out on a get-to-know-me type date).
BTW, she's not a total stranger, she's one of my ex's friends (I know, I know), so I kinda know her and vice-versa a little bit, so it isn't like I'm going into this completely blind, so to speak.... Maybe we can go to the movies and cry together | |
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fancy-ish sounds good...
don't talk too much, be a good listener as well & inquire about her if she doesn't just offer it up... don't drink too much 
if she sucks you off under the table resist the urge to scream out "classless slut!!!" just thank her nicely, pretend you still think she's beautiful... I dunno what else... avoid oniony/garlic-y food... wash your ass, as well as the rest of you... tell her you hate what she's wearing, she'll mount you right then & there... these are hard to beat but I'll think of more good ones in a moment...   I never met you, but I LOVE you & I will forever!! Thank you for being YOU - my little Princey, the best to EVER do it | |
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Go dutch! | |
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CalhounSq said: if she sucks you off under the table resist the urge to scream out "classless slut!!!" just thank her nicely, pretend you still think she's beautiful...
Please, that's second date material.  |
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CalhounSq said: fancy-ish sounds good...
don't talk too much, be a good listener as well & inquire about her if she doesn't just offer it up... don't drink too much
if she sucks you off under the table resist the urge to scream out "classless slut!!!" just thank her nicely, pretend you still think she's beautiful... I dunno what else... avoid oniony/garlic-y food... wash your ass, as well as the rest of you... tell her you hate what she's wearing, she'll mount you right then & there... these are hard to beat but I'll think of more good ones in a moment...  | |
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CalhounSq said: tell her you hate what she's wearing, she'll mount you right then & there... Ask her to marry you after that. Never take things slowly! | |
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Y'all are trying to have that girl stab him with the leftover bone from the steak she just got finished eating!  surviving on the thought of loving you, it's just like the water
I ain't felt this way in years... | |
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Bring gum or tic tacs.
Clean ur fingernails. Bring me back a baked potato and chicken. Put ur cell phone on vibrate while y'all are eating | |
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DanceWme said: Bring gum or tic tacs.
Clean ur fingernails. Bring me back a baked potato and chicken. Put ur cell phone on vibrate while y'all are eating   surviving on the thought of loving you, it's just like the water
I ain't felt this way in years... | |
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Like a brontosaurus, pack it in.
Take food off her plate as well. Bring back chicken for DanceWme. | |
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Sander said: Like a brontosaurus, pack it in.
Take food off her plate as well. Bring back chicken for DanceWme.  | |
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I think fancy-ish is weird for a first date.
Well, unless you're in your late 40s. | |
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don't forget to put cologne on your nuts outta the shower.
clean your bathroom and kitchen. get your old albums out. most important ... listen listen listen to her. | |
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JustErin said: I think fancy-ish is weird for a first date.
Well, unless you're in your late 40s. And isn't he quite young? I'd have felt weird going to a fancy-ish place on a date when I was 18-19... |
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CarrieMpls said: JustErin said: I think fancy-ish is weird for a first date.
Well, unless you're in your late 40s. And isn't he quite young? I'd have felt weird going to a fancy-ish place on a date when I was 18-19... I feel weird going to them now. | |
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JustErin said: CarrieMpls said: And isn't he quite young? I'd have felt weird going to a fancy-ish place on a date when I was 18-19... I feel weird going to them now. oh, I don't now. I love fancy food. I just didn't spend that kinda money on it as a youngster and I'd have felt weird having a date spend that kinda money on me then. |
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CarrieMpls said: JustErin said: I feel weird going to them now. oh, I don't now. I love fancy food. I just didn't spend that kinda money on it as a youngster and I'd have felt weird having a date spend that kinda money on me then. You'd do it up at a fancy place on a first date? | |
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Don't talk about your ex!!!!
Just be yourself! Have fun good luck! | |
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JustErin said: CarrieMpls said: oh, I don't now. I love fancy food. I just didn't spend that kinda money on it as a youngster and I'd have felt weird having a date spend that kinda money on me then. You'd do it up at a fancy place on a first date? If he's paying, sure.  |
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DanceWme said: Bring gum or tic tacs.
Clean ur fingernails. Bring me back a baked potato and chicken. Put ur cell phone on vibrate while y'all are eating Rhythm floods my heart♥The melody it feeds my soul | |
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Volitan said: Got a date with a gorgeous girl this sunday. I'm thinking maybe a fancy-ish resturaunt? Not like suit/tie but like polo shirt/khaki type place? Or is this too much on a first date? And maybe leave me some tips on stuff not to do so I don't make a jackass out of myself, and maybe some tips to insure a 2nd date (I've never taken a girl out on a get-to-know-me type date).
BTW, she's not a total stranger, she's one of my ex's friends (I know, I know), so I kinda know her and vice-versa a little bit, so it isn't like I'm going into this completely blind, so to speak.... Be yourself and if you wouldn't go to this place to eat on a Sunday, go to a place you would. Getting to know someone means not rushing to judgment, save that for here.
Good luck and Altoids are your friend | |
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listen to me carefully:
NO!!! Take her to McDonald's. I'm dead serious. Save the nice shit for after you see whether she's a good person or not. | |
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CarrieMpls said: JustErin said: I think fancy-ish is weird for a first date.
Well, unless you're in your late 40s. And isn't he quite young? I'd have felt weird going to a fancy-ish place on a date when I was 18-19... He said fancy-ish, but then he said "polo shirt/khakis", which is really no different than jeans & a decent shirt for a dude (a little more conservative, but similar comfort level). So I'm hoping "fancy-ish" to him is pretty basic to the rest of us - he's pretty young, I think his description could be misleading. Then again, he wants to wear khakis  I never met you, but I LOVE you & I will forever!! Thank you for being YOU - my little Princey, the best to EVER do it | |
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Skip the chain restaurants. Appleby's = shitty food and no nookie.
Go somewhere local and maybe go for a good ethnic place. Talk to her and see what she likes. Don't order long pasta, you look dorky slurping noodles. Open her car door and any other door. OK not the bathroom door or any other extemporaneous doors. Just the ones you need to use. Get an appetizer, offer dessert, be polite to the servers, tip large. Old enough for booze? You could skip all that other shit and get her liquored up. Shave your nuts. Never, ever, ever date you ex's friends. If you can't close the deal in 1 date, get the fuck out! Studies have shown the ass crack of the average Prince fan to be abnormally large. This explains the ease and frequency of their panties bunching up in it. |
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moderatorMars23 said: Skip the chain restaurants. Appleby's = shitty food and no nookie.
Go somewhere local and maybe go for a good ethnic place. Talk to her and see what she likes. Don't order long pasta, you look dorky slurping noodles. Open her car door and any other door. OK not the bathroom door or any other extemporaneous doors. Just the ones you need to use. Get an appetizer, offer dessert, be polite to the servers, tip large. Old enough for booze? You could skip all that other shit and get her liquored up. Shave your nuts. Never, ever, ever date you ex's friends. If you can't close the deal in 1 date, get the fuck out! God, dating sucks. I got agita just reading this. So much effort for something that you don't even know if you WANT, never mind knowing if you'll get it. The Normal Whores Club | |
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FunkMistress said: Mars23 said: Skip the chain restaurants. Appleby's = shitty food and no nookie.
Go somewhere local and maybe go for a good ethnic place. Talk to her and see what she likes. Don't order long pasta, you look dorky slurping noodles. Open her car door and any other door. OK not the bathroom door or any other extemporaneous doors. Just the ones you need to use. Get an appetizer, offer dessert, be polite to the servers, tip large. Old enough for booze? You could skip all that other shit and get her liquored up. Shave your nuts. Never, ever, ever date you ex's friends. If you can't close the deal in 1 date, get the fuck out! God, dating sucks. I got agita just reading this. So much effort for something that you don't even know if you WANT, never mind knowing if you'll get it. Oh, for me, I just go up to chicks and say "gimmie some". I'm just trying to help the kid out. Studies have shown the ass crack of the average Prince fan to be abnormally large. This explains the ease and frequency of their panties bunching up in it. |
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Mars23 said: FunkMistress said: God, dating sucks. I got agita just reading this. So much effort for something that you don't even know if you WANT, never mind knowing if you'll get it. Oh, for me, I just go up to chicks and say "gimmie some". I'm just trying to help the kid out. Nice! The Normal Whores Club | |
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FunkMistress said: Mars23 said: Oh, for me, I just go up to chicks and say "gimmie some". I'm just trying to help the kid out. Nice! Facetiousness aside, most of my serious suggestions are just simple manners and politeness. Nothing hard about that and it can take you a long way. Studies have shown the ass crack of the average Prince fan to be abnormally large. This explains the ease and frequency of their panties bunching up in it. |
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Mars23 said: FunkMistress said: Nice! Facetiousness aside, most of my serious suggestions are just simple manners and politeness. Nothing hard about that and it can take you a long way. Believe it or not, I wasn't kidding. What in THE WORLD does it matter where you take someone on a first date? The only thing that matters is personality and compatibility. And getting some ass of course, but you see my point. | |
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JerseyKRS said: Mars23 said: Facetiousness aside, most of my serious suggestions are just simple manners and politeness. Nothing hard about that and it can take you a long way. Believe it or not, I wasn't kidding. What in THE WORLD does it matter where you take someone on a first date? The only thing that matters is personality and compatibility. And getting some ass of course, but you see my point. There's nothing I'd eat at a McDonalds. So it matters at least a little. |
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