ok ladies (or men, though we're simple creatures--it's easy to tell if we're flirting).



How do you flirt?


I mean what do you normally do when you're flirting?


Girls give off the strangest signals... Well, except the aggressive, desperate, or slutty ones.


It's like navigating a mindfield of flirtation vs. politeness. Who can tell these days, when being coy is all the rage again? Especially in a corporate environment?


I swear, I see what I call "non flirt flirting" all the time. Thats flirting that you deliberately try to make look like you're not actually flirting.--hard to explain.

i do the same thing my cat does. i offer my intended partner a dead mouse, then i wave my butt in the air and make chirping noises.

I eat their leftover pie.

flirting that you deliberately try to make look like you're not actually flirting

I tried to support your wack-ass Gremlins thread, but this one is beyond help.

Was part one as booty as this one?

i throw my pants at them.

DanceWme said:

Exactly!!!

I don't flirt

Mars23 said:

I think it's pretty obvious when I am flirting. I'm not a non-flirt flirt.

Anxiety said:

That's hot!

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i just come right out with it. dont even try and hide it. if she is receptive i'll keep going. if not, i turn it off right away.

LleeLlee said:

The English and their subtle ways of communicating

crazyhorse said:

yes, but we're men!

We. are. simple.

Take this picture of Ocean, for example.



You'd think she was flirting with you, but her hair jewlry sends mixed signals.
It's like mixing the temperment of a flirtatious feline with that of a angry pit bull terrior--you have no clue if you're gonna get stroked or killed.

Anxiety said:

if i know someone likes me, i'm pretty fucking obvious about it, i think. too much eye contact, smiling, coy replies, etc.

Imago said:

You said hair jewelry....

pardonme4livin said:

Thanks to Ken, this thread is so fucked up now

very true. looks like she's confused about her own thoughts.

evenstar said:

No shit.... knock it off already... Ben's gonna get jealous...



(Just for clarification.... I am JOKING fuckers....)

Imago said:

You are welcome..... anything I can do...

crazyhorse said:

That's an interesting strategy.....

pardonme4livin said:

evenstar said:

You gotta spell it out for them sometimes Laurel....

Imago said:

That lady at the back in yellow is plotting something.

I just do this









It works like a charm

LleeLlee said:

LleeLlee said:

She's a hater.....