Stymie said:

omg I can't stop laughing lol

Stymie said:

1. Smoker/non smoker -former smoker

2. In my spare time my favourite thing to do is? sleep

3. Best present u have every received- telescope

4. Best present u have ever given? - a television
5. Ever used drugs of any kind? - in college I tried weed. It was fun
6. Abortion...necessary/murder - depends
7. Interacial marriages? - If I marry a hot ass white boy like uh, John Mayer, how could anyone not be happy for me?!

8. Movie u can't wait to see - ?
9. What Hobbies do u have? - no hobbies really
10.How would your friends describe u - they would describe me as funny and cute
11.Married, single, involved - single
12.Children ..now/ever/no - one. no more. ever.
13.How often do u say I love u - everyday to my one and only child
14.Ideal night? - sushi, movie, hot sex
15.Favourite meal - soul food
16.Food that makes u want to liver
17.Arrested..yes/no - no
18.Favourite colour? -red
19.Shirt size - medium
20.What do u want most right now? - a glass of water
21.My perfect partner is _____ smart and loyal and loves to fuck
22.I am happy now because_____ I am a good person
23.I am unhappy now because _____ I am kinda lonely
24.If I could change one thing in my life it would be _____ - no comment
25.If you died tomorrow would you be happy with how u lived until then - I guess no
26.Favourite aftershave/perfume - Noa perfume
27.Gold/Silver gold/// silver is for kids.
28.Hard & Fast or Slow & Tender = slow and tender please
29. Love or Lust - love
30. Forever or For now - forever
31. Height, Weight & Shoe Size :giggle 5'5" / 151 lbs shoe size 9 (yes I am thick and I like it. big feet but I have two so that's good.

1. Smoker/non smoker

non

2. In my spare time my favourite thing to do is?

Play with my kids, play piano

3. Best present u have every received

Any of my kids' homemade gifts for Mother's Day

4. Best present u have ever given?

Great sex

5. Ever used drugs of any kind?

yes

6. Abortion...necessary/murder

Sometimes necessary

7. Interacial marriages?



8. Movie u can't wait to see



9. What Hobbies do u have?

Playing the piano

10.How would your friends describe u

Silly, fun, caring

11.Married, single, involved

Involved

12.Children ..now/ever/no

I have two sons. I'm done.

13.How often do u say I love u

Many times a day

14.Ideal night?

Get my kids to bed and stay in and have a quiet dinner with my guy and then
some

15.Favourite meal

Wow...I have too many to pick just one.

16.Food that makes u want to

Bananas and mac n cheese

17.Arrested..yes/no

No

18.Favourite colour?

Pink

19.Shirt size

Small

20.What do u want most right now?

Ariel

21.My perfect partner is _____

Ariel

22.I am happy now because_____

Ariel likes me.

23.I am unhappy now because _____

I still have lots of "life" stuff to work out. Mostly financial.

24.If I could change one thing in my life it would be _____

I would already have my career established.

25.If you died tomorrow would you be happy with how u lived until then

Yes.

26.Favourite aftershave/perfume

???

27.Gold/Silver

Platinum

28.Hard & Fast or Slow & Tender

Both

29. Love or Lust

Both


30. Forever or For now

Forever

31. Height, Weight & Shoe Size

5'4", 118 pounds, 6

ArielB said:

you guys.

ArielB said:

Spookymuffin said:

This whole thread should be blacked out from Ace whipping out his massive schlong.

Spookymuffin said:

If you and Laurel come babysit I'm there!

hokie said:

We wouldn't have to explain to them what we just did on your sofa, would we?

Spookymuffin said:

If you think I'm letting your weird and twisted ass near my kids think again!






We have a small dog. I'd more likely have to explain to them why you're having sex with it.

Spookymuffin said:

You should use her bed. it's king Size. and she has a nice tub, too

hokie said:

ArielB said:

THIS is why Laurel and I don't go round to Phil's. Do not want to sleep together (even without sex) in other people's houses.

(or run the risk of hearing Phil pounding poor, angelic Val).

Spookymuffin said:

Spookymuffin said:

Hey Jill, maybe Ben would take the dog out of your hands. You'd get rid of it, and give it a good home at the same time

ArielB said:

it would be dead within the hour.

Spookymuffin said:

Good home, dead. same thing.

ArielB said:

ArielB said:

You two!!!

1. Smoker/non smoker Non

2. In my spare time my favourite thing to do is? Spending time with friends and family!

3. Best present u have every received? Probably my wine fridge!

4. Best present u have ever given? A grandmother's ring to my Mommy

5. Ever used drugs of any kind? Yes

6. Abortion...necessary/murder? That is a subject that is very touchy! I don't believe that it should be used as a form of birth control, but I think in certain situations it's necessary.

7. Interacial marriages? She why not? Love doesn't know race!

8. Movie u can't wait to see? Nothing right now

9. What Hobbies do u have? I don't really have any hobbies at the moment.

10.How would your friends describe u? Caring, Passionate, Forward, Open

11.Married, single, involved Involved

12.Children ..now/ever/no I am done having babies

13.How often do u say I love u? As often as I can!

14.Ideal night? It would include a nice bed and breakfast, a fireplace, and my sweetie!

15.Favourite meal My Mom's Mole or Menudo

16.Food that makes u want to Liver

17.Arrested..yes/no Yes, when I was a teenager

18.Favourite colour? Purple

19.Shirt size XL

20.What do u want most right now? Wow...so many things.

21.My perfect partner is _____ someone who will love me for me!

22.I am happy now because_____ my grandbaby has been born!

23.I am unhappy now because _____ I am not unhappy!

24.If I could change one thing in my life it would be _____ Nothing! Everything happens for a reason

25.If you died tomorrow would you be happy with how u lived until then I think so

26.Favourite aftershave/perfume I love Beautiful Sheer

27.Gold/Silver Both

28.Hard & Fast or Slow & Tender Hard & Fast

29. Love or Lust Both

30. Forever or For now Forever

31. Height, Weight & Shoe Size 5'5", Voluptuous, shoe size...to big!

MoniGram said:

Stymie said:

hokie said:

Orgnote sent

1. Smoker/non smoker
Still smoking.
2. In my spare time my favourite thing to do is?
Watch tv on dvds or eat fabulous food. Both at the same time is pure heaven.
3. Best present u have every received
Every gift is wonderful. The ones that surprise me even more so.
4. Best present u have ever given?
I really liked taking my mom for a day of beauty after her hair started growing back after chemo.
5. Ever used drugs of any kind?
In my wayward youth...
6. Abortion...necessary/murder
necessary
7. Interacial marriages?
absolutely
8. Movie u can't wait to see
oh, I'm sure there's a lot, but I can't think of any at the moment.
9. What Hobbies do u have?
travel, going to shows (live music)
10.How would your friends describe u
cute and stylish
11.Married, single, involved
single, forever apparently
12.Children ..now/ever/no
perhaps someday, but I'm thinking not likely
13.How often do u say I love u
At least once or twice a week, whenever I speak to my niece or my mom.
14.Ideal night?
friends, drinks, really good food
15.Favourite meal
anything indian or thai will usually get me
16.Food that makes u want to
chicken. BLEH.
17.Arrested..yes/no
no
18.Favourite colour?
black, pink and lime green
19.Shirt size
16
20.What do u want most right now?
more spare time
21.My perfect partner is _____
loving, attentive and hilarious
22.I am happy now because_____
I get to go to bed soon. yay sleep!
23.I am unhappy now because _____
oh, let's not go down that road...
24.If I could change one thing in my life it would be _____
to worry less.
25.If you died tomorrow would you be happy with how u lived until then
I'd be utterly content and satisfied with my life, yes.
26.Favourite aftershave/perfume
gaultier classique
27.Gold/Silver
silver
28.Hard & Fast or Slow & Tender
both, please
29. Love or Lust
love
30. Forever or For now
nothing lasts forever
31. Height, Weight & Shoe Size
5'5", yeah no, 8

1. Smoker/non smoker
i likes the smokey treats.
2. In my spare time my favourite thing to do is?
being around words of my choosing, whether i'm writing them or reading them or hearing them or saying them.
3. Best present u have every received
probably something my mom got me for christmas. she always bought gifts way outside of her means.
4. Best present u have ever given?
i got my mom a pink iPod and a pink kimono last year, and you'd think from her reaction that i bought her graceland. the only other great gift i can think of that i gave someone was a full deck of tarot cards i drew for the person i was dating at the time. that was very time consuming.
5. Ever used drugs of any kind?
i didn't use drugs. i got to know them, i nurtured them, i made them my friends.
6. Abortion...necessary/murder
necessary
7. Interracial marriages?
of course. are people still outraged by this? don't they have anything better to bitch about?
8. Movie u can't wait to see
Mister Lonely, the new Harmony Korine movie about a Michael Jackson impersonator.
9. What Hobbies do u have?
music, travelling, reading, writing; i'm on-and-off with improv and working out
10.How would your friends describe u
apocalyptic and zesty
11.Married, single, involved
i'm involved like chapter 23 of a harry potter book
12.Children ..now/ever/no
i want to adopt someday, certainly. right now, though, i think we're wrestling with the notion of getting a third housecat.
13.How often do u say I love u
daily. weirdly, my bf picked up where my mom left off.
14.Ideal night?
a little quiet time, a little movie time, a little cooking time, a little craft corner time, a little nookie time, with lots of snacks dispersed throughout the evening.
15.Favourite meal
indian buffet
16.Food that makes u want to
pickles
17.Arrested..yes/no
no
18.Favourite colour?
orange
19.Shirt size
small
20.What do u want most right now?
a funky dead-end day job working with hippie burnouts
21.My perfect partner is _____
at home right now
22.I am happy now because_____
i pretty much have everything i need for a functional life.
23.I am unhappy now because _____
people i work with keep talking to me about my damn food
24.If I could change one thing in my life it would be _____
to reclaim my self-discipline
25.If you died tomorrow would you be happy with how u lived until then
i'm sure i'd think of SOMEthing i forgot to do.
26.Favourite aftershave/perfume
fragrance makes me ill. i swear, my sinuses blow up in my head like balloons.
27.Gold/Silver
silver
28.Hard & Fast or Slow & Tender
i don't have to make that choice
29. Love or Lust
love
30. Forever or For now
now's all ya gots. now kinda *IS* forever, no?
31. Height, Weight & Shoe Size
5'9", 132, 8.5

CarrieMpls said:

1. Smoker/non smoker non
2. In my spare time my favourite thing to do is? listen to music
3. Best present u have every received my girls making me a valentine days card, this year
4. Best present u have ever given? i've given many, I'd like to think they were all good
5. Ever used drugs of any kind? never
6. Abortion...necessary/murder agree with Moni's answer
7. Interacial marriages? of course!
8. Movie u can't wait to see don't know
9. What Hobbies do u have? scrapbooking
10.How would your friends describe u loves to laugh and have fun!
11.Married, single, involved single
12.Children ..now/ever/no I have one
13.How often do u say I love u almost daily
14.Ideal night? relaxing
15.Favourite meal pretty much anything my mom makes
16.Food that makes u want to oysters
17.Arrested..yes/no no
18.Favourite colour? pink
19.Shirt size
20.What do u want most right now? to hear his voice
21.My perfect partner is someone I can trust, intelligent, caring
22.I am happy now because all my family is in good health
23.I am unhappy now because I have a headache
24.If I could change one thing in my life it would be to be healthier
25.If you died tomorrow would you be happy with how u lived until then can't complain
26.Favourite aftershave/perfume Be Delicious
27.Gold/Silver Silver
28.Hard & Fast or Slow & Tender Slow & Tender then Hard & Fast
29. Love or Lust Love
30. Forever or For now Forever
31. Height, Weight & Shoe Size 5'4, , 8 1/2

Ace said:

Awww Dan's a member of that club too