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PrintableJessieJ said: SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: I have the absolute worst story about this.... I was out with my ex one night and he was fucking hammered. He is naturally a flirt and it really takes every thread of self control for me not to poke his blind eyes out when he would flirt. Most of the time he was pretty respectful about it but this time, as hammered as he was, he indulged this fucking broad (he was bi-sexual) that was coming on to him and she started grinding on his knee and shit and I'm standing there like Hell-thefuck-O! knowing she's trying to fucking get off on my man and she started kneading her tits and then whipped them out and he went to grab them and she pinched her tit in his face and milk squirted out all over his glassed  He turned to me:
Did she just squirt me in the face with fucking breast milk?  
 serves you right fucker! 
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OMG!!! Jess, you have no idea how hard I laughed then and how hard I'm laughing now!  2010: Healing the Wounds of the Past.... http://prince.org/msg/8/325740 | |
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It definitely annoys me...whether he responds or not doesn't matter...it still annoys me.
But I don't take it out on him if he's not responsive to it. | |
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i only hear about flirting since obviously i can't be there, and then when i do meet the girls in person later the stupid cunts are quiet and don't say anything. damn fucking right.  | |
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RodeoSchro said: One drunk tried to hit on my wife at a party. I told him I'd knock his fucking block off if he ever came within 50 feet of my wife again.
He never did. No real man flirts with a married woman. I was once flirted with by some guy at a party, who knew I was married with 4 kids for godsakes! How stupid is that, my husband is 10 feet away, and dude...I am as fertile as they come!  | |
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Well, I'm 'going to be a complete hypocrite when I say this.
It annoys me. I think it's terribly disrespectful and shows very little class if you flirt with someone who's married or involved. Even if they're receptive to it, it just seems dishonorable regardless of how 'harmless' the flirting is. That being said, Jerseykrs is going to have to watch out as I WILL cop a feel. | |
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SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: JessieJ said: EXACTLY!!! I have the absolute worst story about this.... I was out with my ex one night and he was fucking hammered. He is naturally a flirt and it really takes every thread of self control for me not to poke his blind eyes out when he would flirt. Most of the time he was pretty respectful about it but this time, as hammered as he was, he indulged this fucking broad (he was bi-sexual) that was coming on to him and she started grinding on his knee and shit and I'm standing there like Hell-thefuck-O! knowing she's trying to fucking get off on my man and she started kneading her tits and then whipped them out and he went to grab them and she pinched her tit in his face and milk squirted out all over his glassed He turned to me:
Did she just squirt me in the face with fucking breast milk?
serves you right fucker!
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RodeoSchro said: One drunk tried to hit on my wife at a party. I told him I'd knock his fucking block off if he ever came within 50 feet of my wife again.
He never did. No real man flirts with a married woman. 
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Imago said: Well, I'm 'going to be a complete hypocrite when I say this.
It annoys me. I think it's terribly disrespectful and shows very little class if you flirt with someone who's married or involved. Even if they're receptive to it, it just seems dishonorable regardless of how 'harmless' the flirting is. That being said, Jerseykrs is going to have to watch out as I WILL cop a feel.
I was just saying last night, "I know I'm a grown-ass woman, but sometimes I just have this urge to fight somebody, I mean really fuck them up. I just never find myself in a situation that warrants it." Really, I did. The Normal Whores Club | |
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newpower99 said: SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: I have the absolute worst story about this.... I was out with my ex one night and he was fucking hammered. He is naturally a flirt and it really takes every thread of self control for me not to poke his blind eyes out when he would flirt. Most of the time he was pretty respectful about it but this time, as hammered as he was, he indulged this fucking broad (he was bi-sexual) that was coming on to him and she started grinding on his knee and shit and I'm standing there like Hell-thefuck-O! knowing she's trying to fucking get off on my man and she started kneading her tits and then whipped them out and he went to grab them and she pinched her tit in his face and milk squirted out all over his glassed He turned to me:
Did she just squirt me in the face with fucking breast milk?
serves you right fucker!
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oh fuck no. You are making this shit up! NOT! All my stories are real baby. Even the scary bad ones
I wanted to beat that bitch and him but when it all went wrong with fuckin Miss Similacz I laughed my ass off like there was no tomorrow Matter of fact, I just sent him a text that said:
BREAST MILK! 
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I could care less but then again I am single. To Sir, with Love | |
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FunkMistress said: Imago said: Well, I'm 'going to be a complete hypocrite when I say this.
It annoys me. I think it's terribly disrespectful and shows very little class if you flirt with someone who's married or involved. Even if they're receptive to it, it just seems dishonorable regardless of how 'harmless' the flirting is. That being said, Jerseykrs is going to have to watch out as I WILL cop a feel.
I was just saying last night, "I know I'm a grown-ass woman, but sometimes I just have this urge to fight somebody, I mean really fuck them up. I just never find myself in a situation that warrants it." Really, I did. This is probably not a relevant response, but it's my new favorite spam...  | |
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FunkMistress said: RodeoSchro said: One drunk tried to hit on my wife at a party. I told him I'd knock his fucking block off if he ever came within 50 feet of my wife again.
He never did. No real man flirts with a married woman.
I can't lie, that possessive-rage shit gets me SO hot.  | |
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Imago said: Well, I'm 'going to be a complete hypocrite when I say this.
It annoys me. I think it's terribly disrespectful and shows very little class if you flirt with someone who's married or involved. Even if they're receptive to it, it just seems dishonorable regardless of how 'harmless' the flirting is. What I think is even more tasteless is married people flirting with abandon. On one hand, I understand most flirting is harmless, on the other, it's just so trashy.  |
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Imago said: FunkMistress said:
I was just saying last night, "I know I'm a grown-ass woman, but sometimes I just have this urge to fight somebody, I mean really fuck them up. I just never find myself in a situation that warrants it." Really, I did. This is probably not a relevant response, but it's my new favorite spam...  | |
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It can turn me on if someone is trying to flirt with my S.O. especially if its another guy..the girls well 
but at least I know hes a hot commodity
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CarrieMpls said: Imago said: Well, I'm 'going to be a complete hypocrite when I say this.
It annoys me. I think it's terribly disrespectful and shows very little class if you flirt with someone who's married or involved. Even if they're receptive to it, it just seems dishonorable regardless of how 'harmless' the flirting is. What I think is even more tasteless is married people flirting with abandon. On one hand, I understand most flirting is harmless, on the other, it's just so trashy. Well, you can see it here on the org even
For me it's not about the 'potential' for something more to happen--hell, there's ALWAYS potential. For me, it's about respect. If hetero couples have the ability to marry--something that at this time is a privilege bestowed strictly to them, and not a 'right' by everyone, than at least stick to your fucking vows. To me, to honor and respect implies not flirting. Maybe I'm just being harsh. | |
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Imago said: FunkMistress said:
I was just saying last night, "I know I'm a grown-ass woman, but sometimes I just have this urge to fight somebody, I mean really fuck them up. I just never find myself in a situation that warrants it." Really, I did. This is probably not a relevant response, but it's my new favorite spam... You're going to either find it inexplicably attractive, or shit your pants, when you see each of my eyeballs look like one of these:  The Normal Whores Club | |
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Imago said: If hetero couples have the ability to marry--something that at this time is a privilege bestowed strictly to them, and not a 'right' by everyone, than at least stick to your fucking vows. To me, to honor and respect implies not flirting.
Maybe I'm just being harsh. I agree with this wholeheartedly. The Normal Whores Club | |
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FunkMistress said: Imago said: This is probably not a relevant response, but it's my new favorite spam... You're going to either find it inexplicably attractive, or shit your pants, when you see each of my eyeballs look like one of these: I can't help it. When I see his cute little button hose, big brown eyes, etc. etc... | |
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Hey I'm a hopeless flirt!
I never worry about that kinda stuff, they know where their bread is buttered  
'dre Tried many flavours - but sooner or later, always go back to the Purple Kool-aid!
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Imago said: FunkMistress said: You're going to either find it inexplicably attractive, or shit your pants, when you see each of my eyeballs look like one of these: I can't help it. When I see his cute little button hose, big brown eyes, etc. etc... What the fuck is a button hose? And what makes you think he'll show it to you??  The Normal Whores Club | |
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CarrieMpls said: Imago said: Well, I'm 'going to be a complete hypocrite when I say this.
It annoys me. I think it's terribly disrespectful and shows very little class if you flirt with someone who's married or involved. Even if they're receptive to it, it just seems dishonorable regardless of how 'harmless' the flirting is. What I think is even more tasteless is married people flirting with abandon. On one hand, I understand most flirting is harmless, on the other, it's just so trashy. Yeah it works both ways...and the onus is on the married one to respect the relationship with his/her spouse. But what if they are doing that but there's a third party who doesn't give a damn and thinks that she is hot even though youve seen a prettier face on a babboon's arse. what then? | |
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FunkMistress said: Imago said: I can't help it. When I see his cute little button hose, big brown eyes, etc. etc... What the fuck is a button hose? And what makes you think he'll show it to you??
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LleeLlee said: CarrieMpls said: What I think is even more tasteless is married people flirting with abandon. On one hand, I understand most flirting is harmless, on the other, it's just so trashy. Yeah it works both ways...and the onus is on the married one to respect the relationship with his/her spouse. But what if they are doing that but there's a third party who doesn't give a damn and thinks that she is hot even though youve seen a prettier face on a babboon's arse. what then? Then you grab that baboon's arse by the arse-hair, and introduce it swiftly to the curb. The Normal Whores Club | |
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Imago said: For me, it's about respect.
If hetero couples have the ability to marry--something that at this time is a privilege bestowed strictly to them, and not a 'right' by everyone, than at least stick to your fucking vows. To me, to honor and respect implies not flirting. Maybe I'm just being harsh.  Do you feel strongly about this if it's you flirting with a married person here on the Org - even if it's all in so called fun ? | |
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Mach said: Imago said: For me, it's about respect.
If hetero couples have the ability to marry--something that at this time is a privilege bestowed strictly to them, and not a 'right' by everyone, than at least stick to your fucking vows. To me, to honor and respect implies not flirting. Maybe I'm just being harsh. Do you feel strongly about this if it's you flirting with a married person here on the Org - even if it's all in so called fun ?yes!!! I do! Which is why I mentioned above that I'm a hypocrite about it! | |
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FunkMistress said: LleeLlee said: Yeah it works both ways...and the onus is on the married one to respect the relationship with his/her spouse. But what if they are doing that but there's a third party who doesn't give a damn and thinks that she is hot even though youve seen a prettier face on a babboon's arse. what then? Then you grab that baboon's arse by the arse-hair, and introduce it swiftly to the curb. | |
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Imago said: Mach said: Do you feel strongly about this if it's you flirting with a married person here on the Org - even if it's all in so called fun ?yes!!! I do! Which is why I mentioned above that I'm a hypocrite about it! Okay
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Imago said: Mach said: Do you feel strongly about this if it's you flirting with a married person here on the Org - even if it's all in so called fun ?yes!!! I do! Which is why I mentioned above that I'm a hypocrite about it! So trashy. |
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Mach said: Imago said: For me, it's about respect.
If hetero couples have the ability to marry--something that at this time is a privilege bestowed strictly to them, and not a 'right' by everyone, than at least stick to your fucking vows. To me, to honor and respect implies not flirting. Maybe I'm just being harsh. Do you feel strongly about this if it's you flirting with a married person here on the Org - even if it's all in so called fun ?this might be weird, but i think there's different degrees of seriousness when it comes to org flirting- like fauxie and i will like saying hello half the time, but i don't think that's necessarily disrespectful to either of our partners. i think it's weird flirting seriously/heavily on the org if your SO knows nothing about it, but to each their own i guess | |
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