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Printablepardonme4livin said: crazyhorse said: i just come right out with it. dont even try and hide it. if she is receptive i'll keep going. if not, i turn it UP right away.
 That's an interesting strategy.....
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I really can't flirt. I don't even know how. Almost every guy I've dated had no idea I was remotely interested until I eventually had to flat out tell them. |
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Flirting? What's that?  
I can be a big ol' flirt when I want to be. If I'm into someone and I know that they're into me, my flirting is very obvious
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CarrieMpls said: I really can't flirt. I don't even know how. Almost every guy I've dated had no idea I was remotely interested until I eventually had to flat out tell them.
I'm not sure if my response is even remotely relevant but it's my new all time favorite spam.  | |
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Imago said: CarrieMpls said: I really can't flirt. I don't even know how. Almost every guy I've dated had no idea I was remotely interested until I eventually had to flat out tell them.
I'm not sure if my response is even remotely relevant but it's my new all time favorite spam.  | |
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Imago said: CarrieMpls said: I really can't flirt. I don't even know how. Almost every guy I've dated had no idea I was remotely interested until I eventually had to flat out tell them.
I'm not sure if my response is even remotely relevant but it's my new all time favorite spam.  | |
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I tend to joke a lot more when I'm flirting.
BUT, if it's a guy that I'm really really into, I can't even talk. MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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MIGUELGOMEZ said: I tend to joke a lot more when I'm flirting.
BUT, if it's a guy that I'm really really into, I can't even talk. I just bump and grind the on the dancefloor and they don't even notice.  | |
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Imago said: ok ladies (or men, though we're simple creatures--it's easy to tell if we're flirting).
How do you flirt? I mean what do you normally do when you're flirting? Girls give off the strangest signals... Well, except the aggressive, desperate, or slutty ones. It's like navigating a mindfield of flirtation vs. politeness. Who can tell these days, when being coy is all the rage again? Especially in a corporate environment? I swear, I see what I call "non flirt flirting" all the time. Thats flirting that you deliberately try to make look like you're not actually flirting.--hard to explain.  i think the best thing to do when you find someone you like is to grab onto them and never ever let go not for anything not even for a shower because there's room for two in there anyway and don't let anyone tell you that load of crap about if you love someone set them free beacuse that really isn't the best way the best way is to duct tape them to your bed because then you know they will be there for you all the time also a really helpful flirting skill is to talk really long and fast never using punctuation or letting your beloved get a word in edgewise because if you do they might tell you to get lost so the moral of that story is just keep talking and don't ever ever stop | |
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Imago said: MIGUELGOMEZ said: I tend to joke a lot more when I'm flirting.
BUT, if it's a guy that I'm really really into, I can't even talk. I just bump and grind the on the dancefloor and they don't even notice. Doh!!!!!
That was a good dance though. I had soooo much fun that night. MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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XxAxX said: Imago said: ok ladies (or men, though we're simple creatures--it's easy to tell if we're flirting).
How do you flirt? I mean what do you normally do when you're flirting? Girls give off the strangest signals... Well, except the aggressive, desperate, or slutty ones. It's like navigating a mindfield of flirtation vs. politeness. Who can tell these days, when being coy is all the rage again? Especially in a corporate environment? I swear, I see what I call "non flirt flirting" all the time. Thats flirting that you deliberately try to make look like you're not actually flirting.--hard to explain. i think the best thing to do when you find someone you like is to grab onto them and never ever let go not for anything not even for a shower because there's room for two in there anyway and don't let anyone tell you that load of crap about if you love someone set them free beacuse that really isn't the best way the best way is to duct tape them to your bed because then you know they will be there for you all the time also a really helpful flirting skill is to talk really long and fast never using punctuation or letting your beloved get a word in edgewise because if you do they might tell you to get lost so the moral of that story is just keep talking and don't ever ever stop  | |
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I don't flirt | |
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XxAxX said: Imago said: ok ladies (or men, though we're simple creatures--it's easy to tell if we're flirting).
How do you flirt? I mean what do you normally do when you're flirting? Girls give off the strangest signals... Well, except the aggressive, desperate, or slutty ones. It's like navigating a mindfield of flirtation vs. politeness. Who can tell these days, when being coy is all the rage again? Especially in a corporate environment? I swear, I see what I call "non flirt flirting" all the time. Thats flirting that you deliberately try to make look like you're not actually flirting.--hard to explain. i think the best thing to do when you find someone you like is to grab onto them and never ever let go not for anything not even for a shower because there's room for two in there anyway and don't let anyone tell you that load of crap about if you love someone set them free beacuse that really isn't the best way the best way is to duct tape them to your bed because then you know they will be there for you all the time also a really helpful flirting skill is to talk really long and fast never using punctuation or letting your beloved get a word in edgewise because if you do they might tell you to get lost so the moral of that story is just keep talking and don't ever ever stop ok, this is the funniest post I've read in ages x 1,000,000,000 | |
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Statuesqque said: I don't flirt I guess I don't either. I just usually tell guys: I woul.d fuck the shit out of you.  | |
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Statuesqque said: I don't flirt
Ever? | |
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Stymie said: Statuesqque said: I don't flirt I guess I don't either. I just usually tell guys: I woul.d fuck the shit out of you. Oh, ok. That makes sense then. Although, I ususally do a little flirting first then come out and say it. The last time I pulled a "I think we should fuck" I was rejected hardcore.  | |
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JustErin said: Stymie said: I guess I don't either. I just usually tell guys: I woul.d fuck the shit out of you.
Oh, ok. That makes sense then. Although, I ususally do a little flirting first then come out and say it. The last time I pulled a "I think we should fuck" I was rejected hardcore. | |
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JustErin said: Stymie said: I guess I don't either. I just usually tell guys: I woul.d fuck the shit out of you.
Oh, ok. That makes sense then. Although, I ususally do a little flirting first then come out and say it. The last time I pulled a "I think we should fuck" I was rejected hardcore. 
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Stymie said: JustErin said: Oh, ok. That makes sense then. Although, I ususally do a little flirting first then come out and say it. The last time I pulled a "I think we should fuck" I was rejected hardcore. Ya, it can really take them back a bit.
I think he laughed and said something a long the lines of, "Although that sounds great I know what happened with you and [so and so] and how that caused a huge fallout with him and your brother so there is no fucking way I'm going there". | |
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Statuesqque said: I don't squirt
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You guys are consistent 
Once again, I've learned nothing from your posts or comments | |
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JustErin said: Stymie said: I guess I don't either. I just usually tell guys: I woul.d fuck the shit out of you.
Oh, ok. That makes sense then. Although, I ususally do a little flirting first then come out and say it. The last time I pulled a "I think we should fuck" I was rejected hardcore. Girl why would you even admit that ?
When roodboi sees this, it'll be fodder for a thread for sure. | |
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Imago said: JustErin said: Oh, ok. That makes sense then. Although, I ususally do a little flirting first then come out and say it. The last time I pulled a "I think we should fuck" I was rejected hardcore. Girl why would you even admit that ?
When roodboi sees this, it'll be fodder for a thread for sure. | |
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JustErin said: Imago said: Girl why would you even admit that ?
When roodboi sees this, it'll be fodder for a thread for sure. You know he will!! Quick! edit! | |
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Imago said: JustErin said: Oh, ok. That makes sense then. Although, I ususally do a little flirting first then come out and say it. The last time I pulled a "I think we should fuck" I was rejected hardcore. Girl why would you even admit that ?
When roodboi sees this, it'll be fodder for a thread for sure. whoever it was that turned you down was either lying about something or just a straight pussy. | |
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XxAxX said: Is that the company that will call you and talk to you like you have a significant other? Or call you and make you feel like you're popular?
I heard about that on the NPR's "Wait, Wiat--Don't tell me" | |
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JustErin said: Statuesqque said: I don't flirt
Ever? at this point "ever" would qualify | |
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crazyhorse said: Imago said: Girl why would you even admit that ?
When roodboi sees this, it'll be fodder for a thread for sure. whoever it was that turned you down was either lying about something or just a straight pussy. Or I just wasn't his type...? | |
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JustErin said: Stymie said: I guess I don't either. I just usually tell guys: I woul.d fuck the shit out of you.
Oh, ok. That makes sense then. Although, I ususally do a little flirting first then come out and say it. The last time I pulled a "I think we should fuck" I was rejected hardcore. | |
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