She's really upset with me again,
I didn't give her what she likes.
I don't know what to tell her,
Don't know what to say.
Everything got funky last night.

She Was Really Bombed,
And I was really blown away,
Until I asked her what she wanted,
And this is what she had to say:.....


A pearl necklace.
She wanna pearl necklace.
She wanna pearl necklace.

Neither. More into black onyx set in platinum or sterling, or simple garnets that I mined myself in NC. I still have loose stones.

Not big on pearls but it depends on the diamond's cut. Asscher cut and yellow diamonds are my favorites. And although I'd love for a man to buy them for me, I have no problem buying my own diamonds. I think this ring is a bit much but it shows off the Asscher cut really well.

gems

Diamonds for sure. Especially blue diamonds.

Although, I received a beautiful strand of pearls from my mother in law and they are gorgeous (and real too).

In summary, pearls suck ass

CalhounSq said:

no, both Diamonds and Pearls suck ass.

Those ho's can't dance or sing.

CalhounSq said:

chillichocaholic said:

Is it because it brings to your mind fond memories of Mrs. Barbara Bush or Wilma Flinstone?

I'd like a deep blue tanzanite surrounded by black pearls.....anybody feeling generous?

JustErin said:

either did you hear about that couple who found a rare purple pearl? i can't remember how much it was worth, but it's a lot i thought that was cute i wondered if prince would try to buy it from them

Pointless buying either here since gold is a fantastic investment that increases in value massively over time, so my wife will never get either.

Spookymuffin said:

There was a freakin' hysterical scene in Joe Schmo 2 (Joe Schmo was a parody of a reality show, in which one or two of the "contestants" was not in on the joke - i.e. they thought it was real): The Pearl Necklace Elimination Ceremony.

One by one, the women would come up and the very handsome, soap-opera-looking dude would say, "_____, may I give you a pearl necklace?".

The topper? "Ladies, believe me: if I could, I'd give you all pearl necklaces, tonight."

Ace said:

hokie said:

Are you gonna try and lock every thread you roll up on?

I need neither.... platinum though... I'd be down with that...

noimageatall said:

I have six like that cut and ready to have a setting made


One day

foxyflawedhands said:

That was the show that had Jonathan Torrens, right?

Mach said:

They just seem to be prettier if you chipped them out of the side of a mountain yourself. I was swimming and panning in Franklin and found a sapphire in the riverbed. Although I've been to the Sheffield Mine, I like going on my own into the mountains.