♦ In some villages, people keep their chickens under their beds at night to prevent theft.

♦ Chickens can fly.

♦ After laying an egg, a hen announces the fact with a "pride of achievement" call. It's the loud bawk-bawk-bawk-baaaaawwwwk that you hear in chicken cartoons.

♦ Hens on average lay an egg about every day and a half.

♦ A rooster isn't needed for a hen to lay an egg, only for fertilized eggs.

♦ Chickens pee, poop, have sex, and lay eggs through the same orifice.
♦ Chickens do more than half of their pooping at night.

♦ Although chickens can withstand temperatures several degrees below freezing, they do not tolerate temperatures over 40C very well, especially in high humidity.

♦ When do roosters crow? When they want to.

♦ Why do roosters crow? Because they want to.
♦ Chickens love to eat ripe bananas.

♦ Chicken feathers are very soft, like a rabbit's fur, when you pet them.

♦ Our chickens love to eat grass, but they only nip off the top half an inch or so of the blade.

♦ Now I know where the terms 'pecking order' and 'cocky' come from. When we received our second two hens, Conchita and Carmen, Ramón pecked them on the head a few times to show the new girls who was boss. Then Ramona pecked them on the head a few more times so show them who was 'head hen.' That pecking order remains in effect even though the second pair of hens are bigger than both Ramón and Ramona. Ramón is the epitome of cocky! He struts around, bossing the hens around all day.

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chickens facts that i know:

chickens love classical music

chickens are moms

theodore said:

right..and your moms are really dads.

baroque said:

Totally

theodore said:

STOP IT!!! stop thread jacking lol..
and read my pointless thread lol.

baroque said:

I read it



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chicken dinners

horatio said:

thats a opinion.

baroque said:

eggs benedict?

There are chickens, literally, every-fucking-where on this island. The charm has worn off, although I hardly even notice them anymore. Even in the parking lots.

chickens aren't appreciated the way they should be

i prefer to just choke my chicken

Fury said:

I prefer having my cock sucked

horatio said:

does your cock rise early in the morning or just when it wants to?

Fury said:

sometimes it wakes me up in the middle of the night

i believe that having a big cock is better than having a small one. when your neighbors come to your farm, they always want to see the biggest cock available.

I'm glad this thread finally got around to having a point.