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Please help me!!! I got my shlong stuck in a duck! for those of you who don't know.. a shlong is a small metal object vets use to place medication in the back of a duck's throat.. this morning..while giving one of my ducks their anti depressant.. i accidently lost my grip and the ducky swallowed my shlong.. any advice on how to retrieve my shlong would be much appreciated..thank you
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Well, you could play a lot of Barbara Streisand records for the duck... he is certain to throw up very soon... et voila!
The schlong is recovered! SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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IceNine said: Well, you could play a lot of Barbara Streisand records for the duck... he is certain to throw up very soon... et voila!
The schlong is recovered! trust you to know the correct spelling of the word schlong.. 
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MrBliss said: IceNine said: Well, you could play a lot of Barbara Streisand records for the duck... he is certain to throw up very soon... et voila!
The schlong is recovered! trust you to know the correct spelling of the word schlong..
I don't know if it is right or wrong... schlong just seems like it would be right... I mean... I never used the word "schlong" in a university paper or anything... SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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I always pictured it as "shlong," but I've never had to actually type it out before. I'm very conflicted at the moment.  Fear is the mind-killer. | |
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IceNine said: MrBliss said: IceNine said: Well, you could play a lot of Barbara Streisand records for the duck... he is certain to throw up very soon... et voila!
The schlong is recovered! trust you to know the correct spelling of the word schlong..
I don't know if it is right or wrong... schlong just seems like it would be right... I mean... I never used the word "schlong" in a university paper or anything... Yeah, sure you didn't.  When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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bkw said: IceNine said: MrBliss said: IceNine said: Well, you could play a lot of Barbara Streisand records for the duck... he is certain to throw up very soon... et voila!
The schlong is recovered! trust you to know the correct spelling of the word schlong..
I don't know if it is right or wrong... schlong just seems like it would be right... I mean... I never used the word "schlong" in a university paper or anything... Yeah, sure you didn't. heh heh "Kurt Vonnegut and the Phenomenology of Schlong," By IceNine.  | |
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teller said: I always pictured it as "shlong," but I've never had to actually type it out before. I'm very conflicted at the moment.
Yeah... we can't really look it up in a dictionary, can we? :LOL: SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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2the9s said: bkw said: IceNine said: MrBliss said: IceNine said: Well, you could play a lot of Barbara Streisand records for the duck... he is certain to throw up very soon... et voila!
The schlong is recovered! trust you to know the correct spelling of the word schlong..
I don't know if it is right or wrong... schlong just seems like it would be right... I mean... I never used the word "schlong" in a university paper or anything... Yeah, sure you didn't. heh heh "Kurt Vonnegut and the Phenomenology of Schlong," By IceNine. I never turned that paper in, you fucking plagiarist!!! How did you get a copy of my paper??? SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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IceNine said: 2the9s said: bkw said: IceNine said: MrBliss said: IceNine said: Well, you could play a lot of Barbara Streisand records for the duck... he is certain to throw up very soon... et voila!
The schlong is recovered! trust you to know the correct spelling of the word schlong..
I don't know if it is right or wrong... schlong just seems like it would be right... I mean... I never used the word "schlong" in a university paper or anything... Yeah, sure you didn't. heh heh "Kurt Vonnegut and the Phenomenology of Schlong," By IceNine. I never turned that paper in, you fucking plagiarist!!! How did you get a copy of my paper??? 
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2the9s said: IceNine said: 2the9s said: bkw said: IceNine said: MrBliss said: IceNine said: Well, you could play a lot of Barbara Streisand records for the duck... he is certain to throw up very soon... et voila!
The schlong is recovered! trust you to know the correct spelling of the word schlong..
I don't know if it is right or wrong... schlong just seems like it would be right... I mean... I never used the word "schlong" in a university paper or anything... Yeah, sure you didn't. heh heh "Kurt Vonnegut and the Phenomenology of Schlong," By IceNine. I never turned that paper in, you fucking plagiarist!!! How did you get a copy of my paper???
Google! I think 2the9s secretly owns Google. When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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Shlongs seem bigger in my mind's eye than any of the other expleditives...kind of a swinging action associated therewith...do you suppose it's because shlong rhymes with "long" ...? Fear is the mind-killer. | |
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bkw said: 2the9s said: IceNine said: 2the9s said: bkw said: IceNine said: MrBliss said: IceNine said: Well, you could play a lot of Barbara Streisand records for the duck... he is certain to throw up very soon... et voila!
The schlong is recovered! trust you to know the correct spelling of the word schlong..
I don't know if it is right or wrong... schlong just seems like it would be right... I mean... I never used the word "schlong" in a university paper or anything... Yeah, sure you didn't. heh heh "Kurt Vonnegut and the Phenomenology of Schlong," By IceNine. I never turned that paper in, you fucking plagiarist!!! How did you get a copy of my paper???
Google! I think 2the9s secretly owns Google. It appears that he owns my brilliant paper on Vonnegut and the schlong at this point... Damn it!!! I never published it and he is probably shopping it to journals now!!! Fuck, fuckity, fuck, fuck, fuck! SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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teller said: Shlongs seem bigger in my mind's eye than any of the other expleditives...kind of a swinging action associated therewith...do you suppose it's because shlong rhymes with "long" ...?
True... you can't have a penis anymore... you have to be packing a schlong (shlong) or a meaty cock in today's society! SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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c'mon ppl.. my duck's in a lot of pain here..
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This reminds of one of my most pointless little anecdotes:
Man: "My penis is beyond your understanding!!!" Woman: "How am I supposed to suck it? I can't even understand it!?" LOL...I crack myself up sometimes... :LOL: Fear is the mind-killer. | |
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MrBliss said: c'mon ppl.. my duck's in a lot of pain here..
I told you... Barbara Streisand is the key... NOBODY can listen to Barbara Streisand without throwing up! SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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teller said: This reminds of one of my most pointless little anecdotes:
Man: "My penis is beyond your understanding!!!" Woman: "How am I supposed to suck it? I can't even understand it!?" LOL...I crack myself up sometimes... :LOL: Which also reminds me of a line from the movie "The Hollywood Knights:" "Hey... that looks just like a penis, only smaller!" SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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IceNine said: teller said: This reminds of one of my most pointless little anecdotes:
Man: "My penis is beyond your understanding!!!" Woman: "How am I supposed to suck it? I can't even understand it!?" LOL...I crack myself up sometimes... :LOL: Which also reminds me of a line from the movie "The Hollywood Knights:" "Hey... that looks just like a penis, only smaller!" 
I'll have to remember that one. What a great insult! p.s no, I do not often look at mens penis's...seriously.  When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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IceNine said: MrBliss said: c'mon ppl.. my duck's in a lot of pain here..
I told you... Barbara Streisand is the key... NOBODY can listen to Barbara Streisand without throwing up! no can do buddy..i had all my Streisand cds out on the floor yesterday..and my humungus cock stomped all over them and destroyed them before he ran away.. 
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MrBliss said: IceNine said: MrBliss said: c'mon ppl.. my duck's in a lot of pain here..
I told you... Barbara Streisand is the key... NOBODY can listen to Barbara Streisand without throwing up! no can do buddy..i had all my Streisand cds out on the floor yesterday..and my humungus cock stomped all over them and destroyed them before he ran away..
Just as well... I hope you gave your cock a reward that night! SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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teller said: This reminds of one of my most pointless little anecdotes:
No, c'mon, really...she's there looking right at it, yet she can't see it because it's beyond her understanding!!! :LOL:Man: "My penis is beyond your understanding!!!" Woman: "How am I supposed to suck it? I can't even understand it!?" LOL...I crack myself up sometimes... :LOL: Fear is the mind-killer. | |
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