http://blessedherbs.com/b...stimonials

A friend is trying 2 talk me into a colon cleanse. Peep this site.
.....yikes.

Graycap23 said:

With that title and the word "yikes" in the post I think that I'll pass thank you.

paintedlady said:

U may want 2 check it out.

If you haven't had a colonoscophy, you should look into it. Men our age cannot afford to let those lapse.

DAMMIT GRAY!!!

You are going to pay for that! EEEEWWWWW!!!

Why Gray? Why did you make me look at that?

But to the topic...

I have healthy bowel movements everyday....EVERYDAY! And I drink two tablespoons of applecider vinegar and eat raw garlic, a trick I learned from old healthy folks. Ifyou don't poo a lot daily, this is something you should look into.

Applecider vinegar is a natural way to get rid of heartburn completely.

Garlic kills bacteria and parasites also helps to maintain a healthy colon.

Both take getting used to, but easy to do, and readily available everywhere.

paintedlady said:

It's 4 your own GOOD.

Graycap23 said:

I know, but that stuff would only knock me outta balance and give me diarrhea,

I watched Oprah... she said your bowel movements should be long and umm fill the toilet.... if they don't then you are backed up, and that is detrimental to your health.... well I already shit like that. If I use something like that, my food will not digest properly. If you do not go EVERY day then you should definately do a colon cleanse.

OK... I have just ventured into TMI territory here.

paintedlady said:

lol...

Speaking of that .... how do people eat everyday, but not poop every day?

paintedlady said:

Good question.

And right now both my and Graycap's siggy's have a different significance in a thread like this.

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if you get one, nobody can tell you that you're full of shit!!

paintedlady said:

lol.....good one.

I am due for another "Master Cleanse"!!

I have thought about doing something like this, but I know that I all I really need to do is change my diet.

i have always been a skeptic when it comes to things like this ...

i didnt check out the site (i am at work and i have a few things i HAVE TO do ) but i would say this : I recently read from Dr dean o dell (i think that is his name ) to BEWARE of things like this ... the colon cleans itself out in like 24 hours (in a normal person) so alot of this stuff is just crap ... parden the pun ...

Poo is NOT supposed to look like that when you are healthy.

They are lying, and notice how all the testimonials have little asterisks after their quote?

Healthy poo is one solid, firm, almost odourless 'sausage' - not that stringy alien intestines shit.

this thread is SHIT !!!

paintedlady said:

btw...garlic and vinegar!

"Yikes" is my most favorite word ever.

Graycap23 said:

colon cleansing is a scam just like magic strength potions in old carnivals. Just call up as many doctors that specialize in gastrointestinal health as you want... and ask them.

ufoclub said:

U don't think it will do the body any good? I'd don't really believe in them. Humans have survived 1,000's of years without them. But is seems 2 have some merit.

Graycap23 said:

I think considering all the processed foods we eat, and the gluten rich diets... some of need to do whatever we can to stay regular.

but some of these "miracle cures" are just simple remedies that are already found in other sources. Fiber rich foods, a well balanced diet, exercise, water, and the vinegar and garlic thing that I mentioned for starters, should be great.

BTW... men, this is another reason why some of us ladies will not make anal sex a regular habit.

after watching a scary late night ad i checked out the concept of a colon cleanse with my physician.

she told me that yes, most people have "five to six pounds of impacted fecal matter" in their system.

i tried the cleanse. it worked. i will never go back

I saw this on Amazon and the reviewer said it totally works!

This stuff REALLY works!, September 3, 2007
By Prometheus
Last week I took a full dose of the Total Body Rapid Cleanse. I had been partying hard for about a month and decided I needed to clean up my act. (You know how it goes some months, what with hanging with the guys and staying up all night drinking and then limping into work the next day--- it can leave a guy feeling sorta sideways.) Anyway, what ultimately happened was that I spent three hours cleaning up my bathroom and trying to calm down my dog.

Let me explain---I have never done one of these cleanses before and I thought I would just shoot an extra poop or two and be done with it. I followed the directions and took the stuff just as I was supposed to. Then about 9:00 at night just before Survivor was starting on TV, I started feeling like I had to go #2, so I figure, heck, I can just drop a klunker during the commercials and be back before Jessica gets all up in Rocky's face and one of them gets voted off the island.

So I'm setting there on the can watching the clock and tapping my foot, thinking, darn it, I'm gonna miss the part where they catch you up on what happened last week when my stomach starts roiling and gurgling and I thought I was going to drop an oversized log---but as I sat there, preparing to pinch a humongous loaf, I heard the sound of rolling thunder coming from my rectum and I swear, I crapped out something that looked like my dachshund Tobie. Thank my lucky stars, he was outside the bathroom door barking furiously and didn't get chance to see it or who knows what might have happened. I sat there for a few minutes riding out the storm and swaying like a drunken sailor, until everything seemed to calm down.

Thinking there couldn't possibly be anything else left in my bowels, I stood up to flush when, much to my surprise, I squirted out another gigantic turd. I mean it was a monster, (with the consistency of Cream of Wheat) and exploded from my buttocks with such a force that it propelled me forward and I whacked my head on the edge of the sink and went down like a sack of nickels. I regained consciousness lying on the tile surrounded by a pool of stool about size of the Quabbin Reservoir. Lurching to my feet I caught a glimpse of myself in the mirror. It looked like I had just gone ten rounds in a mud wrestling match. You can imagine the smell!

The damage control took me about three hours with a mop and a can of Lysol to put things right. Needless to say, I missed Survivor--- but soaking in a nice hot tub after the cleanup, I reflected on my experience and came to the conclusion that despite all the tribulations, it was the best damn dumper I had ever taken and I feel about ten pounds lighter. I would HIGHLY recommend this product and next time I intend to bring along a six pack and make a Saturday night of it. Five Stars!!!

Dude

paintedlady said:

No offense, but don't you stink all day long from the garlic? Raw garlic is nasty and smells like shit!

CarrieLee said:

you gotta eat alot of garlic to make your shit smell like that