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I'm going to be 30 on Monday! And I don't feel a thing.
Aren't I supposed to be depressed? Anxious? Grieving the loss of my youth? Purchasing estrogen supplements? Maybe on Sunday night it'll hit me and I'll need to drink a bottle of wine and obsessively check for gray hairs. But right now? I feel fucking great about where I am. I'm not one for long confessionals about my life, but suffice it to say I've survived a lot of bullshit in the last three decades. If anything that just allows me to appreciate all that I have now: My children are healthy, beautiful and happy. I am in an amazing relationship with the love of my life. I found the courage to leave my childhood home, my family and community to start a new life and a new family in a place where I will never have to shovel snow again. My tits are still holding up pretty great too. I think 30 is going to kick ass!  The Normal Whores Club | |
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I was a wreck when I turned 30.
Good for you.  |
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Feel great! 30 is the new 20! Happy birthday!
In fact, everything is the new ten-years-younger. So next year, when I turn 50, it will be like turning 40. | |
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30 is awesome...been there, done that!
Enjoy every minute of it! 
 "Love and compassion are necessities, not luxuries. Without them humanity cannot survive."
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FunkMistress said: And I don't feel a thing.
Aren't I supposed to be depressed? Anxious? Grieving the loss of my youth? Purchasing estrogen supplements? Maybe on Sunday night it'll hit me and I'll need to drink a bottle of wine and obsessively check for gray hairs. But right now? I feel fucking great about where I am. I'm not one for long confessionals about my life, but suffice it to say I've survived a lot of bullshit in the last three decades. If anything that just allows me to appreciate all that I have now: My children are healthy, beautiful and happy. I am in an amazing relationship with the love of my life. I found the courage to leave my childhood home, my family and community to start a new life and a new family in a place where I will never have to shovel snow again. My tits are still holding up pretty great too. I think 30 is going to kick ass! 
I don't really know you but have a Happy Birthday! 
Oh...I hate you that you're only turning 30.  | |
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RodeoSchro said: Feel great! 30 is the new 20! Happy birthday!
In fact, everything is the new ten-years-younger. So next year, when I turn 50, it will be like turning 40. 
Ahem...uh...sorry. "Love and compassion are necessities, not luxuries. Without them humanity cannot survive."
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I was late for work this morning because Chris and I had to meet with our kids' doctor. The administrative assistant kept emailing me asking when I was coming in, because the bosses needed to meet with me. She was evasive when I asked what the meeting was about.
I was all anxious, thinking the worst (I'm going to be fired for Orging at work, I know it!). When I got here, there was a birthday cake and a bunch of grownups singing "Happy Birthday."
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CarrieMpls said: I was a wreck when I turned 30.
Good for you. The Normal Whores Club | |
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Save it for when you turn 40. 30 is so fuckin young it's unreal 2010: Healing the Wounds of the Past.... http://prince.org/msg/8/325740 | |
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I so got my shit together in my 30s. Other than the new wrinkles, my 30s have been pretty great so far. | |
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Imago said: That's it? That's all I get?? I SAID MY TITS ARE HOLDING UP GREAT. Oh, that's right. You're all about the cock these days. The Normal Whores Club | |
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cubic61052 said: 30 is awesome...been there, done that!
Enjoy every minute of it!
The Normal Whores Club | |
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FunkMistress said: Imago said: That's it? That's all I get?? I SAID MY TITS ARE HOLDING UP GREAT. Oh, that's right. You're all about the cock these days.  2010: Healing the Wounds of the Past.... http://prince.org/msg/8/325740 | |
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SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: Save it for when you turn 40. 30 is so fuckin young it's unreal
That's how I feel! The Normal Whores Club | |
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SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: FunkMistress said: That's it? That's all I get?? I SAID MY TITS ARE HOLDING UP GREAT. Oh, that's right. You're all about the cock these days. What? The Normal Whores Club | |
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FunkMistress said: SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: What? Dangie's a fucking Whorg! 2010: Healing the Wounds of the Past.... http://prince.org/msg/8/325740 | |
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FunkMistress said: SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: Save it for when you turn 40. 30 is so fuckin young it's unreal
That's how I feel! Believe me, I just turned 38 and 40 will for sure be the new 30 2010: Healing the Wounds of the Past.... http://prince.org/msg/8/325740 | |
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FunkMistress said: Imago said: That's it? That's all I get?? I SAID MY TITS ARE HOLDING UP GREAT. Oh, that's right. You're all about the cock these days. As much as I've lusted after you the last 4 years, you went off and stold the man I lusted over too. It was like a double wammy of wrong. If I weren't so enamored by you still, I'd wish a half dozen skin tags to appear that day, but I love you still 
Turning 30 meant nothing to me. I looked 25 when I turned 30 and I kept forgetting my age anyways. | |
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JustErin said: I so got my shit together in my 30s. Other than the new wrinkles, my 30s have been pretty great so far.
That's what I like to hear!  The Normal Whores Club | |
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30 is great, it really is...enjoy!!!  | |
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SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: FunkMistress said: What? Dangie's a fucking Whorg! Totally. The Normal Whores Club | |
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hokie said: FunkMistress said: And I don't feel a thing.
Aren't I supposed to be depressed? Anxious? Grieving the loss of my youth? Purchasing estrogen supplements? Maybe on Sunday night it'll hit me and I'll need to drink a bottle of wine and obsessively check for gray hairs. But right now? I feel fucking great about where I am. I'm not one for long confessionals about my life, but suffice it to say I've survived a lot of bullshit in the last three decades. If anything that just allows me to appreciate all that I have now: My children are healthy, beautiful and happy. I am in an amazing relationship with the love of my life. I found the courage to leave my childhood home, my family and community to start a new life and a new family in a place where I will never have to shovel snow again. My tits are still holding up pretty great too. I think 30 is going to kick ass!
I don't really know you but have a Happy Birthday!
Oh...I hate you that you're only turning 30. I hate you too! The Normal Whores Club | |
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Imago said: FunkMistress said: That's it? That's all I get?? I SAID MY TITS ARE HOLDING UP GREAT. Oh, that's right. You're all about the cock these days. As much as I've lusted after you the last 4 years, you went off and stold the man I lusted over too. It was like a double wammy of wrong. If I weren't so enamored by you still, I'd wish a half dozen skin tags to appear that day, but I love you still
Turning 30 meant nothing to me. I looked 25 when I turned 30 and I kept forgetting my age anyways. Aw, Danny. Buy me a beer and I'll close my eyes for thirty seconds so you can eye-fuck my Italian Stallion without fear of swift and horrible retribution.  The Normal Whores Club | |
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FunkMistress said: hokie said:
I don't really know you but have a Happy Birthday!
Oh...I hate you that you're only turning 30. I hate you too! | |
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hokie said: FunkMistress said: I hate you too! Just kidding. I remember you like the same kind of sexy bitch heels as I do, so you're wicked cool. The Normal Whores Club | |
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FunkMistress said: Imago said: As much as I've lusted after you the last 4 years, you went off and stold the man I lusted over too. It was like a double wammy of wrong. If I weren't so enamored by you still, I'd wish a half dozen skin tags to appear that day, but I love you still
Turning 30 meant nothing to me. I looked 25 when I turned 30 and I kept forgetting my age anyways. Aw, Danny. Buy me a beer and I'll close my eyes for thirty seconds so you can eye-fuck my Italian Stallion without fear of swift and horrible retribution.
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Imago said: FunkMistress said: Aw, Danny. Buy me a beer and I'll close my eyes for thirty seconds so you can eye-fuck my Italian Stallion without fear of swift and horrible retribution.
Wasn't the pain I conveyed to his snapvine voicemail enough? No. I'm a little bit crazy, you know.  The Normal Whores Club | |
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FunkMistress said: Imago said:
Wasn't the pain I conveyed to his snapvine voicemail enough? No. I'm a little bit crazy, you know. Dan, please try and move in on Jers. It would solve all kinds of problems  2010: Healing the Wounds of the Past.... http://prince.org/msg/8/325740 | |
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FunkMistress said: hokie said: Just kidding. I remember you like the same kind of sexy bitch heels as I do, so you're wicked cool.
Yeah...I don't get offended easily on this site. So, I figured you were just kidding. OMG....I WILL have a pair of Christian Louboutin platform heels before I die.  | |
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