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Printableevenstar said: NDRU said:  basically.
"hey there's a hole! Might as well put my dick in it!" it's not like women would see what we can't manage to fit inside to prove how small we are   L-I-E-S! 2010: Healing the Wounds of the Past.... http://prince.org/msg/8/325740 | |
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SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: Protege said: You laugh but you have no idea what we put it in My ex told me how he was carving a pumpkin for halloween, started thinking about the feeling of that goop on his hands and ended up fucking that pumpkin til he came! You should have seen the glow in his eyes when he told me how good it felt. I was like this 
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Protege said: NDRU said: basically.
"hey there's a hole! Might as well put my dick in it!" surviving on the thought of loving you, it's just like the water
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NDRU said: evenstar said: men are fucking weird.
basically.
"hey there's a hole! Might as well put my dick in it!"
It doesn't need a hole even. :smurfblanket:  | |
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Imago said: NDRU said: basically.
"hey there's a hole! Might as well put my dick in it!"
It doesn't need a hole even. :smurfblanket:  | |
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One4All4Ever said: IstenSzek said: dutch. why?  gewoon ff checken and true love lives on lollipops and crisps | |
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DanceWme said: Imago said:
It doesn't need a hole even. :smurfblanket: i'm gong DIE HE'S COMING AGAIN | |
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SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: Protege said: You laugh but you have no idea what we put it in My ex told me how he was carving a pumpkin for halloween, started thinking about the feeling of that goop on his hands and ended up fucking that pumpkin til he came! You should have seen the glow in his eyes when he told me how good it felt. I was like this
How in tha hell.....
Imago said: It doesn't need a hole even. :smurfblanket:
LAWD..... surviving on the thought of loving you, it's just like the water
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this is seriously one of the most interesting threads ever [Edited 4/3/08 15:53pm] HE'S COMING AGAIN | |
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SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: Protege said: You laugh but you have no idea what we put it in My ex told me how he was carving a pumpkin for halloween, started thinking about the feeling of that goop on his hands and ended up fucking that pumpkin til he came! You should have seen the glow in his eyes when he told me how good it felt. I was like this
i saw a movie like that once and all i could think was "look at all that thrusting, what if he thrusts into one of those sharp pointy seeds"
it took all the fun out of foodophelia for me  and true love lives on lollipops and crisps | |
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SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: evenstar said: it's not like women would see what we can't manage to fit inside to prove how small we are L-I-E-S! okay, MOST women. | |
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IstenSzek said: SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: You laugh but you have no idea what we put it in My ex told me how he was carving a pumpkin for halloween, started thinking about the feeling of that goop on his hands and ended up fucking that pumpkin til he came! You should have seen the glow in his eyes when he told me how good it felt. I was like this
i saw a movie like that once and all i could think was "look at all that thrusting, what if he thrusts into one of those sharp pointy seeds"
it took all the fun out of foodophelia for me Talk about revenge, getting carved up by the pumpkin you just carved!
And what the hell movie was that? 2010: Healing the Wounds of the Past.... http://prince.org/msg/8/325740 | |
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SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: IstenSzek said: i saw a movie like that once and all i could think was "look at all that thrusting, what if he thrusts into one of those sharp pointy seeds"
it took all the fun out of foodophelia for me Talk about revenge, getting carved up by the pumpkin you just carved!
And what the hell movie was that? i think it was called "tricks do treats"
seriously, i can't remember. altho i've actually sat and watched someone molest a pound of ground beef and later make meatballs out of it. needless to say, i didn't stay over for dinner and true love lives on lollipops and crisps | |
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SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: IstenSzek said: i saw a movie like that once and all i could think was "look at all that thrusting, what if he thrusts into one of those sharp pointy seeds"
it took all the fun out of foodophelia for me Talk about revenge, getting carved up by the pumpkin you just carved!
And what the hell movie was that? pumpkinhumpkin 1,2,3,4 or 5 ? | |
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IstenSzek said: SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: Talk about revenge, getting carved up by the pumpkin you just carved!
And what the hell movie was that? i think it was called "tricks do treats"
seriously, i can't remember. altho i've actually sat and watched someone molest a pound of ground beef and later make meatballs out of it. needless to say, i didn't stay over for dinner omg  HE'S COMING AGAIN | |
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IstenSzek said: SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: Talk about revenge, getting carved up by the pumpkin you just carved!
And what the hell movie was that? i think it was called "tricks do treats"
seriously, i can't remember. altho i've actually sat and watched someone molest a pound of ground beef and later make meatballs out of it. needless to say, i didn't stay over for dinner You mean your date actually fucked ground beef in your presence and then tried to serve it to you for dinner? Maybe I should never come to Holland 2010: Healing the Wounds of the Past.... http://prince.org/msg/8/325740 | |
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SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: Protege said: You laugh but you have no idea what we put it in My ex told me how he was carving a pumpkin for halloween, started thinking about the feeling of that goop on his hands and ended up fucking that pumpkin til he came! You should have seen the glow in his eyes when he told me how good it felt. I was like this :ee:
Back in the days, when I was 16 or 17, I knew a bunch of weird guys, also teenagers, who would occasionally visit a certain woman who lived on our block and who´d let all those horny teenagers fuck her one after another. Now, some of those guys also had the dubious honor and reputation of having intercourse with either watermelons and/or cow liver when that woman wasn´t available. Mind you,they used to do their thing with the watermelon in public, at swimming pools. Crazy youth memories. And no, I did not participate. " I´d rather be a stank ass hoe because I´m not stupid. Oh my goodness! I got more drugs! I´m always funny dude...I´m hilarious! Are we gonna smoke?" | |
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evenstar said: NDRU said: basically.
"hey there's a hole! Might as well put my dick in it!" it's not like women would see what we can't manage to fit inside to prove how small we are Well, a woman might take an object like a cucumber that actually resembles a penis in size & shape, but they aren't looking at, say toilet paper rolls, and asking "could that fuck me? There's some kindling, could that fuck me? This tube of toothpaste is lookin' kinda hot!" My Legacy
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KoolEaze said: SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: You laugh but you have no idea what we put it in My ex told me how he was carving a pumpkin for halloween, started thinking about the feeling of that goop on his hands and ended up fucking that pumpkin til he came! You should have seen the glow in his eyes when he told me how good it felt. I was like this :ee:
Back in the days, when I was 16 or 17, I knew a bunch of weird guys, also teenagers, who would occasionally visit a certain woman who lived on our block and who´d let all those horny teenagers fuck her one after another. Now, some of those guys also had the dubious honor and reputation of having intercourse with either watermelons and/or cow liver when that woman wasn´t available. Mind you,they used to do their thing with the watermelon in public, at swimming pools. Crazy youth memories. And no, I did not participate. | |
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KoolEaze said: SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: You laugh but you have no idea what we put it in My ex told me how he was carving a pumpkin for halloween, started thinking about the feeling of that goop on his hands and ended up fucking that pumpkin til he came! You should have seen the glow in his eyes when he told me how good it felt. I was like this :ee:
Back in the days, when I was 16 or 17, I knew a bunch of weird guys, also teenagers, who would occasionally visit a certain woman who lived on our block and who´d let all those horny teenagers fuck her one after another. Now, some of those guys also had the dubious honor and reputation of having intercourse with either watermelons and/or cow liver when that woman wasn´t available. Mind you,they used to do their thing with the watermelon in public, at swimming pools. Crazy youth memories. And no, I did not participate. I don't know what's more disturbing ... the lady, the fruits or the organs | |
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SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: IstenSzek said: i think it was called "tricks do treats"
seriously, i can't remember. altho i've actually sat and watched someone molest a pound of ground beef and later make meatballs out of it. needless to say, i didn't stay over for dinner You mean your date actually fucked ground beef in your presence and then tried to serve it to you for dinner? Maybe I should never come to Holland well no i have to be honest, he didn't try to serve it to me for dinner. altho he didn't say that i could not stay over either lol. and it's not a typical dutch custom to molest your supper when you have guests over. it's just that this typical friend of mine and me always dared each other to do crazy stuff and one day we just sat talking about weird stuff that people put their willy into and somehow he ended up heating up the ground beef in the micro wave and i ended up drinking a glass of beer and eating a beef jerky as he tucked the ground beef into a plastic bag and humped the hell out of it.
i guess the only good thing about this entire story is that for once, this wasn't a date of mine but just a regular friend  and true love lives on lollipops and crisps | |
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NDRU said: evenstar said: it's not like women would see what we can't manage to fit inside to prove how small we are Well, a woman might take an object like a cucumber that actually resembles a penis in size & shape, but they aren't looking at, say toilet paper rolls, and asking "could that fuck me? There's some kindling, could that fuck me? This tube of toothpaste is lookin' kinda hot!" Hey look ... a shift gear ...  | |
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IstenSzek said: SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: Talk about revenge, getting carved up by the pumpkin you just carved!
And what the hell movie was that? i think it was called "tricks do treats"
seriously, i can't remember. altho i've actually sat and watched someone molest a pound of ground beef and later make meatballs out of it. needless to say, i didn't stay over for dinner  OH MY GOD...I think i'm dying surviving on the thought of loving you, it's just like the water
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One4All4Ever said: So someone at work asked whether or not my dick (in ready state) would fit
into a toilet role ... I said yes, it would easily go through ... much to my astonishment, while trying just now ... it didn't
how about yours ? Where the hell do you work!?! And can I get an application form? A friend at school once told me that he used to masturbate with a toilet roll that was filled with warm wet toilet paper round the edges on the inside ...god, that felt great! A poor person's 80's fleshlight  "There is no such thing in life as normal..." | |
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stevenpottle said: A poor person's 80's fleshlight
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Who thinks up this kind of shit....? | |
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One4All4Ever said: for the ladies :
does the roll fit in your ... no, even after I folded it a couple of times. what did I win? | |
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Statuesqque said: One4All4Ever said: for the ladies :
does the roll fit in your ... no, even after I folded it a couple of times. what did I win? Oh My God
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