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Reply #60 posted 04/03/08 7:35am

paintedlady

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CalhounSq said:

heybaby said:



reminds me of that Sex and the city episode where Carrie tried to leave stuff at Big's apartment. He brought her shit right back to her evillol

RIGHT?!! falloff falloff Man, I would give up ONE LOOP on my toothbrush holder & that's about it lol He already has an entire drawer in the nightstand on his side of the bed, he better make it useful evillol No cabinet space in the bathroom exclaim

With my last lover I was just like Big in that episode....

I tripped and stubbed my toe on one of his big ol' shoes he left next to my closet, so I put his shoes in a box and the rest of his crap and threatened to throw all of it out if he didn't come and get his stuff. He was pissed. But that was my last straw... he invaded my floor space.
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Reply #61 posted 04/03/08 8:50am

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paintedlady said:

CalhounSq said:


RIGHT?!! falloff falloff Man, I would give up ONE LOOP on my toothbrush holder & that's about it lol He already has an entire drawer in the nightstand on his side of the bed, he better make it useful evillol No cabinet space in the bathroom exclaim

With my last lover I was just like Big in that episode....

I tripped and stubbed my toe on one of his big ol' shoes he left next to my closet, so I put his shoes in a box and the rest of his crap and threatened to throw all of it out if he didn't come and get his stuff. He was pissed. But that was my last straw... he invaded my floor space.


lol nod

Carrie also had the same issue with Aidan invading her apartment then in frustration she called him out about his Rogaine use. falloff That wasn't right. lol
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Reply #62 posted 04/03/08 11:22am

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SCNDLS said:

paintedlady said:


With my last lover I was just like Big in that episode....

I tripped and stubbed my toe on one of his big ol' shoes he left next to my closet, so I put his shoes in a box and the rest of his crap and threatened to throw all of it out if he didn't come and get his stuff. He was pissed. But that was my last straw... he invaded my floor space.


lol nod

Carrie also had the same issue with Aidan invading her apartment then in frustration she called him out about his Rogaine use. falloff That wasn't right. lol

lol lol

OH! and another reason why I love being single.... I hate it when a man wants to take the side of the bed that is closest to the bathroom, listen..., this is MY place, and I do not want to have to climb over you if you want me to grab the washcloth to wipe your dick off, why do I always have to be the one on cleanup duty?

Yeah... I said it.
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Reply #63 posted 04/03/08 11:44am

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paintedlady said:

SCNDLS said:



lol nod

Carrie also had the same issue with Aidan invading her apartment then in frustration she called him out about his Rogaine use. falloff That wasn't right. lol

lol lol

OH! and another reason why I love being single.... I hate it when a man wants to take the side of the bed that is closest to the bathroom, listen..., this is MY place, and I do not want to have to climb over you if you want me to grab the washcloth to wipe your dick off, why do I always have to be the one on cleanup duty?

Yeah... I said it.

falloff Girl there's no question which side dude has to be on over here, I wish he would campaign for the side w/ all the remotes & the phone & shit (yes, closest to the door) falloff

LOVE that Rogaine episode too! lol After they scream @ each other, Carrie leaves & Aidan takes that concerned look in the mirror @ his hairline lol lol
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Reply #64 posted 04/03/08 11:50am

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CalhounSq said:

paintedlady said:


lol lol

OH! and another reason why I love being single.... I hate it when a man wants to take the side of the bed that is closest to the bathroom, listen..., this is MY place, and I do not want to have to climb over you if you want me to grab the washcloth to wipe your dick off, why do I always have to be the one on cleanup duty?

Yeah... I said it.

falloff Girl there's no question which side dude has to be on over here, I wish he would campaign for the side w/ all the remotes & the phone & shit (yes, closest to the door) falloff

LOVE that Rogaine episode too! lol After they scream @ each other, Carrie leaves & Aidan takes that concerned look in the mirror @ his hairline lol lol


Right! lol lol

Loved that episode too!
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Reply #65 posted 04/03/08 1:36pm

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paintedlady said:

SCNDLS said:



lol nod

Carrie also had the same issue with Aidan invading her apartment then in frustration she called him out about his Rogaine use. falloff That wasn't right. lol

lol lol

OH! and another reason why I love being single.... I hate it when a man wants to take the side of the bed that is closest to the bathroom, listen..., this is MY place, and I do not want to have to climb over you if you want me to grab the washcloth to wipe your dick off, why do I always have to be the one on cleanup duty?

Yeah... I said it.


I'm sorry honey but what kinda bustas are you dealing with???? disbelief I am NEVER on cleanup duty even in MY own house. Clean up is always the dude's job. I'll direct you to the clean washcloths (while still laying in bed cuz yeah, I'ma lazy bitch shhh) then I'll instruct you on how long to let the faucet run for the water to warm up and where to find the Dove shower gel. First you clean me then you wipe ya own damn dick! confused lol
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Reply #66 posted 04/03/08 1:49pm

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SCNDLS said:

paintedlady said:


lol lol

OH! and another reason why I love being single.... I hate it when a man wants to take the side of the bed that is closest to the bathroom, listen..., this is MY place, and I do not want to have to climb over you if you want me to grab the washcloth to wipe your dick off, why do I always have to be the one on cleanup duty?

Yeah... I said it.


I'm sorry honey but what kinda bustas are you dealing with???? disbelief I am NEVER on cleanup duty even in MY own house. Clean up is always the dude's job. I'll direct you to the clean washcloths (while still laying in bed cuz yeah, I'ma lazy bitch shhh) then I'll instruct you on how long to let the faucet run for the water to warm up and where to find the Dove shower gel. First you clean me then you wipe ya own damn dick! confused lol


Y'all are 2 extremes lol everybody handles their own shit over here. bananadance
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Reply #67 posted 04/03/08 1:50pm

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CalhounSq said:

SCNDLS said:



I'm sorry honey but what kinda bustas are you dealing with???? disbelief I am NEVER on cleanup duty even in MY own house. Clean up is always the dude's job. I'll direct you to the clean washcloths (while still laying in bed cuz yeah, I'ma lazy bitch shhh) then I'll instruct you on how long to let the faucet run for the water to warm up and where to find the Dove shower gel. First you clean me then you wipe ya own damn dick! confused lol


Y'all are 2 extremes lol everybody handles their own shit over here. bananadance


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Reply #68 posted 04/03/08 3:46pm

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SCNDLS said:

paintedlady said:


lol lol

OH! and another reason why I love being single.... I hate it when a man wants to take the side of the bed that is closest to the bathroom, listen..., this is MY place, and I do not want to have to climb over you if you want me to grab the washcloth to wipe your dick off, why do I always have to be the one on cleanup duty?

Yeah... I said it.


I'm sorry honey but what kinda bustas are you dealing with???? disbelief I am NEVER on cleanup duty even in MY own house. Clean up is always the dude's job. I'll direct you to the clean washcloths (while still laying in bed cuz yeah, I'ma lazy bitch shhh) then I'll instruct you on how long to let the faucet run for the water to warm up and where to find the Dove shower gel. First you clean me then you wipe ya own damn dick! confused lol


See the kind of busta that doesn't know how to follow direction and use the special coochie soap (hispano soap- yellow and round) instead he'll use the olive oil soap, or the liquid hand antibacterial soap and have my coochie blow up in a yeast infection. pout

"The yellow soap papi! The one you always like to pick up and smell when you are in the bathroom." and he always did too... made me feel all weird and violated.
Felt like he was smelling my underwear. eek

lol lol Yes I am one of those women that has 5 different soaps in the bathroom for different things. I even have a foot soap that's mint.
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Reply #69 posted 04/03/08 4:43pm

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paintedlady said:

SCNDLS said:



I'm sorry honey but what kinda bustas are you dealing with???? disbelief I am NEVER on cleanup duty even in MY own house. Clean up is always the dude's job. I'll direct you to the clean washcloths (while still laying in bed cuz yeah, I'ma lazy bitch shhh) then I'll instruct you on how long to let the faucet run for the water to warm up and where to find the Dove shower gel. First you clean me then you wipe ya own damn dick! confused lol


See the kind of busta that doesn't know how to follow direction and use the special coochie soap (hispano soap- yellow and round) instead he'll use the olive oil soap, or the liquid hand antibacterial soap and have my coochie blow up in a yeast infection. pout

"The yellow soap papi! The one you always like to pick up and smell when you are in the bathroom." and he always did too... made me feel all weird and violated.
Felt like he was smelling my underwear. eek

lol lol Yes I am one of those women that has 5 different soaps in the bathroom for different things. I even have a foot soap that's mint.


OH.MY.GOD!!! spit falloff Girl, that's too funny and sad but true. nod lol
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Reply #70 posted 04/03/08 6:38pm

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Reply #71 posted 04/03/08 9:02pm

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I tried to think of 5 reasons why I'm happy to be single, and aside from the right to be selfish, I can't really think of any. I love my freedom, but I'd surrender it for the right person in the right place in the right time of my life (those last two are a pain).
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Reply #72 posted 04/03/08 9:09pm

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SnakePeel said:

I tried to think of 5 reasons why I'm happy to be single, and aside from the right to be selfish, I can't really think of any. I love my freedom, but I'd surrender it for the right person in the right place in the right time of my life (those last two are a pain).


That's what I've been telling myself for what seems like forever now...

More and more though, my fear of growing old alone is at the forefront of my thoughts on the subject.
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Reply #73 posted 04/03/08 10:32pm

Ocean

AsianBomb777 said:

1. I can watch the Sound of Music and not give a flyin' fuck what anyone thinks when I do my like Frederick "Adou, Adou', to yuh and yuh and yuhuuuuhhh" routine.

2. I don't have to feel guilty about some of the really really really racy pictures you orgers have sent to me in orgnotes over the years--boy and girl no no no!


3. I don't need to get all 'Trading Spouses Dark Sided" on somebody's ass for using up all the hair mouse.

4. I do half as much laundry.

5. I can slowly acclimate myself to the thought of spending my ending days in peace and quiet, doing crossword puzzles , 'befriending' the hosts on Home Shopping network, spending my days napping and waiting for sweet Jesus to take me mushy



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