1. Don't have to bother with some dude making me stress AND cry. (like
recently).
2. I love being in charge of me!
3. I love not having to think about how to look better for that someone. (I do
fix myself up, but for me).
4. Focus more attention on my goals.
5. Coming soon...

i hate it abosolutely hate it

1. I can jump into my fleece pajamas as soon as I get home.
2. I can double dip my chips.
3. I can let my dirty clothes pile up behind my bathroom door.
4. I have the whole bed to myself (except when my cat tries to take all of it up.)
5. I can fart until my heart is content without someone telling me it's not hot. (Even though my farts are totally hot.)

Ya'll are kidding yourselves.

I can do all this shit whilst taken.

JuliePurplehead said:

lol well i can agree wit this list

Spookymuffin said:

I was gonna say... I'm no different in than out of a relationship. Except perhaps a bit more annoyingly mushy.

Spookymuffin said:

your farts are not hot.

evenstar said:

Oh snap!

JuliePurplehead said:

ever farted in front of the one you was wit????

evenstar said:

Nah, they're sort of more room temperature-ish.

Spookymuffin said:

wow

Spookymuffin said:

erm...let's not go there.

Gots2be said:

Never intentionally.

JuliePurplehead said:

wat was there initial response like

1. Don't have to share my bed (for sleep, that is)
2. Don't have to answer to a bf, or explain myself
3. I enjoy meeting new guys that might be potentials
4. I like that the devotion I have for my son is not having to be balanced out with being with a dude
5. Not being in in a serious relationship is just right for me right now...so that makes me happy.

1. I can do what I want!

2. I can do who I want.

3. Im stress free.

4. I dont have to say 'shut the fuck up' 30 times a day.

5. Dont feel like hearing lies.

DanceWme said:

shit

Gots2be said:

No, it was more like

No, it was more like "Damn, girl! What'd you have for lunch?"

DanceWme said:

great list

JustErin said:

I forgot to add that one to my list!

1. I can watch the Sound of Music and not give a flyin' fuck what anyone thinks when I do my like Frederick "Adou, Adou', to yuh and yuh and yuhuuuuhhh" routine.

2. I don't have to feel guilty about some of the really really really racy pictures you orgers have sent to me in orgnotes over the years--boy and girl

3. I don't need to get all 'Trading Spouses Dark Sided" on somebody's ass for using up all the hair mouse.

4. I do half as much laundry.

5. I can slowly acclimate myself to the thought of spending my ending days in peace and quiet, doing crossword puzzles , 'befriending' the hosts on Home Shopping network, spending my days napping and waiting for sweet Jesus to take me



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1. I can do what I want whenever I want!
2. No more drama!
3. Don't have to worry about potential palimony!
4. The odds of maintaining a healthy, long-term relationship in this day and age are very slim.
5. I never have a headache when I'm in the mood!

Ace said:

I'm gonna add "I never have to blow myself" to my list.

6. Socks on the floor? No problem!
7. Toilet seat? Always up!
8. Never have to watch a chick flick!
9. Romantic bullshit? Suck it!
10. More time for Orging.

JuliePurplehead said:

1. I'd make a horrible boyfriend.
2. No woman would want to be with me.
3. I'd drive some poor woman crazy.
4. I'm not boyfriend material.
5. I like to sleep alone.

ok alas here's my 5
1:i suck at relationships
2:i always mess things up
3:very indecisive even if i know wat i want \
4:i suck at relationships
5:i am a horrible boyfriend

I could pick up and move ... just like that.

Ace said:

ugh, i know, being actually together in a relationship sucked up all my orging time.
[Edited 4/1/08 20:41pm]

More food for me.