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A brand new day Today, I separated from my old company (Wells Fargo, best bank in the world!) and am now on my own. As you may recall, I have a plan to make $$$$millions from the subprime meltdown.
I got a commitment this morning from my first investor, who said he wants to fund everything I'll ever need. How can it get better than that? Well, he's just the first investor I've met with. I have 20 more to go, and I know all of them far better than I knew investor #1. Here we go! | |
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Can I borrow 20 bucks? | |
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I like money..... need someone to carry those bags of cash around for ya.... 
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JustErin said: Can I borrow 20 bucks?
Any time. | |
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RodeoSchro said: JustErin said: Can I borrow 20 bucks?
Any time. It's because she has boobs isn't it? 
Boobs = The downfall of mankind.....  | |
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pardonme4livin said: RodeoSchro said: Any time. It's because she has boobs isn't it?
Boobs = The downfall of mankind..... No, it's because she asked! And actually, I don't lend money to friends. I just give it to them. It's the only way to keep the friendship intact. | |
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pardonme4livin said: RodeoSchro said: Any time. It's because she has boobs isn't it?
Boobs = The downfall of mankind..... NO! It's not because of that!! He's a nice man. | |
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JustErin said: pardonme4livin said: It's because she has boobs isn't it?
Boobs = The downfall of mankind..... NO! It's not because of that!! He's a nice man. Thank you. | |
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Get a room you two.... | |
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RodeoSchro said: Today, I separated from my old company (Wells Fargo, best bank in the world!) and am now on my own. As you may recall, I have a plan to make $$$$millions from the subprime meltdown.
I got a commitment this morning from my first investor, who said he wants to fund everything I'll ever need. How can it get better than that? Well, he's just the first investor I've met with. I have 20 more to go, and I know all of them far better than I knew investor #1. Here we go! I am in need of $4500 pronto. I have to pay my divorce attorney. | |
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hokie said: RodeoSchro said: Today, I separated from my old company (Wells Fargo, best bank in the world!) and am now on my own. As you may recall, I have a plan to make $$$$millions from the subprime meltdown.
I got a commitment this morning from my first investor, who said he wants to fund everything I'll ever need. How can it get better than that? Well, he's just the first investor I've met with. I have 20 more to go, and I know all of them far better than I knew investor #1. Here we go! I am in need of $4500 pronto. I have to pay my divorce attorney. Well, since we are talking about real figures. I actually need about 10k. | |
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JustErin said: hokie said: I am in need of $4500 pronto. I have to pay my divorce attorney. Well, since we are talking about real figures. I actually need about 10k. 
Well, it sucks because I have been a stay at home mom so I have no income yet. I had to borrow the money to get divorced. 
I'll figure something out. I am so fortunate to have an amazingly wonderful mother who helped me. If it weren't for her I'd be screwed. She's awesome.  I love my mommy. | |
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If I win the lottery tonight, all your problems are solved.
Otherwise, give me 12 months or so. | |
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hokie said: JustErin said: Well, since we are talking about real figures. I actually need about 10k.
Well, it sucks because I have been a stay at home mom so I have no income yet. I had to borrow the money to get divorced.
I'll figure something out. I am so fortunate to have an amazingly wonderful mother who helped me. If it weren't for her I'd be screwed. She's awesome. I love my mommy.It'll work out, girl! I owe all that money to my parents as well - most of it was for a car...so it's not like I have creditors breathing down my back. Thankfully!! | |
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Awesome news. 
I love money. | |
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RodeoSchro said: If I win the lottery tonight, all your problems are solved.
Otherwise, give me 12 months or so.
Well, I only have a day to pay up. But, thanks anyway.  | |
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JustErin said: hokie said:
Well, it sucks because I have been a stay at home mom so I have no income yet. I had to borrow the money to get divorced.
I'll figure something out. I am so fortunate to have an amazingly wonderful mother who helped me. If it weren't for her I'd be screwed. She's awesome. I love my mommy.It'll work out, girl! I owe all that money to my parents as well - most of it was for a car...so it's not like I have creditors breathing down my back. Thankfully!! thank the good lord for awesome parents! I have the home that I do because of my parents.  | |
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RodeoSchro said: I don't lend money to friends. I just give it to them. It's the only way to keep the friendship intact.
Truer words were never spoken.
Best of luck with your new venture, my friend! | |
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