you absolute cunt

i didn't cry ONCE - not when those bastards i told to fuck off outside security ended up behind me in the queue and started fucking teasing me, not when i got here and had a 1 1/2 hour wait through goddamn customs, BUT I AM NOW WTF YOU SUCK

and dan, trust me, it is sooo sooo much worse when you actually do it. the turning and walking away bit always makes me feel like my stomach's going to fall out

evenstar said:

You're better than me. I bawled every single time, starting in the car on the way to the airport. The walking away part is the WORST.

FunkMistress said:

wait.

Let me get this straight. Over Chris?

Imago said:

Shut up, yes.

Like a fucking baby.

And then for three days straight after I got home.

I still do it every day when he leaves for work.

FunkMistress said:

gross!

Imago said:

Well played!

Kind of.

evenstar said:

You're better than me. I bawled every single time, starting in the car on the way to the airport. The walking away part is the WORST.

FunkMistress said:

I'm not looking forward to my goodbye

Imago said:

It sux0rz.

Hey, look on the bright side! You might end up hating each other, in which case the goodbye will be a piece of cake.

FunkMistress said:

I'm not looking forward to my goodbye

Imago said:

just move there with me. one-way tickets are cheap, yo.

FunkMistress said:

awww i just kept telling myself that i'm an adult, and adults do not burst into massive crying fits for no apparent reason in public. that pretty much worked.

FunkMistress said:

evenstar said:

There was no way that was working on my ass. I just don't know why I kept insisting on applying eye makeup on goodbye mornings, knowing my track record.

:emomascara:

FunkMistress said:

i make a half-hearted makeup attempt and am always horrified at how i look once i'm on the plane

evenstar said:

I love how you two badasses are just admitting to be big 'ol pussies here.

evenstar said:

You're better than me. I bawled every single time, starting in the car on the way to the airport. The walking away part is the WORST.

evenstar said:

I love how you two badasses are just admitting to be big 'ol pussies here.

oh lawd, this is like watching a really bad Meg Ryan movie now.

Imago said:

btw, i want to steal your man now too because he is absolutely lovely and amazing.

so

evenstar said:

Name your price to make this happen Laurel....

Imago said:

i tried to stop drunk handsy ben from groping alun after this, but there was only so much i could do...

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

Stop it!!!

Imago said:

TOP. DOLLAR!

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

omg


You're gonna drive me to housequake.

Imago said:

Come on Miss Dainsy, let me open the backdoor for you....