1.While exiting the wreckage of a plane crash you survived
Like the guy who got sucked into the engine in the first episode of "Lost." If you go like this, you know it wasn't meant to be.

2.Being killed by your kids
It says something about your parenting skills when one, or both, of your offspring takes an Easton to your skull. And yes, it's your fault if it happens.

3.Old Age
Get out there and do something. How humiliating is it to have spent 70+ years on this planet and not have done anything exciting enough to kill you.

4.Getting crushed by poorly-mounted plasma TV over your bed
Ceilings above beds are for mirrors. That way you can watch your boyfriend's churning ass while he plows you like a field. Prop up the pillows if you've just got to watch "George Lopez."

5.Like Goose in Top Gun
What could be a worse way to go out than snapping your neck while ejecting during a training exercise so Tom Cruise can overact his way through the last forty minutes of a movie.

6.Looking down the barrel of a gun to see if it's loaded...
...and getting hit by a car because you weren't looking as you crossed the street.

7. Like Bear Bryant
Winning the Liberty Bowl, retiring, and dying three fucking weeks later. The shortest retirement on record.

8.Getting your picture taken with a tiger
Why?! Seriously, what is the fucking point? Unless you killed it with your bare hands, why? You want a photo of you with a tiger so bad, I have Photoshop- call me. I'll put you in a picture with two tigers and Gary Busey riding a fucking unicorn.whatever you want. I can even airbrush out your deep-set eyes and drool, retard.

9.Getting your head cut off by a Hall of Fame running back
Becomes even more embarrassing when everybody and their mom knows he's guilty!And when Howard Stern makes jokes about it for the next decade.

10.Fat
It becomes even more embarrassing when your survivors have to shell out an extra couple of grand for a special, double-wide casket.

InsatiableCream said:

DUDE!

1. While reading a mirrorbestfriend thread.

Think about your loved ones seeing that shit on your computer when you're dead. Embarrassing.

Poor reception

Hey, this reminds me of a song I wrote a couple of years ago:

The Recipients Of An Unfortunate Way

CHORUS
We are the recipients of an unfortunate way
We don't get to see another day
If we had the choice we would have loved to stay
But our time is up and all we have to say
There's only one thing to know - that one day we have to go
It's the only guarantee - it happens to every man, woman and flee

VERSE 1
The other morning 'twas a beautiful sight
I put on some toast 'cos I felt like a bight
But I knew something wasn't right
When the toast was still soft and white
So I checked to take a peak - the toast popped and hit my cheek
Embaressing it was the most - when I was killed by flying toast!

CHORUS

VERSE 2
One day I stubbed my toe
And the tears started to flow
They ran down my throat
Too fast for me to slow
And I may have looked like a dill - but it was enought to cause a kill
So I overcame my fears - when I drowned on all my tears!

CHORUS

VERSE 3
I was once a wealthy buisness man
I used to manage Jackie Chan
One day I shook his hand
In an effort to protect him from an obsessed fan
But the static in his palm - began to cause me harm
And my life was suddenly muted - when I was static electrocuted!

CHORUS
[Edited 3/30/08 22:35pm]

I worry about slipping in the shower and busting my head open. I live alone and probably wouldn't be found for a few days. I'd be dead and naked when found.

Dying of bliss but being found with the vibrator still going...in the same place....oh boy....but at least I'll have a smile on my face!!!!

I was gonna say on the toilet.

Mars23 said:

I KNOW>>>>>I FUKKIN KNOW! ! ! ! !



.....Shyt, I'm going to the store, fukk grandma.....
[Edited 3/31/08 14:19pm]