So this ant was walking along the grown looking for food, and it saw a big 'ol Elephant resting in the shade of a coconut tree.


The ant thought to it self, hey!!! It would be a great idea if I ran up there and buttfucked that elephant!! "


So the ant ran up to the elephant and proceeded to buttfuck the elephant, who of course didn't really pay much attention, having taken it anal from dominant top elephants all his life.

But just then a coconut falls from the tree and hits the elephant on it's head.


The elephant yells "OUUUUCCCCH!!!!!"


And the ant yells, "Yeah, that's right--take it bitch!!! "


































PS: I do not condone non consensual or degrading sex. This is strictly an ant/elephant buttfucking joke, and nothing more. Sorry if I offended anybody.
[Edited 3/31/08 10:39am]

DanceWme said:

Funkpill does these better.

Imago said:

did u make this up?

DanceWme said:

No, I saw it in a joke book, and thought I'd try to impress folks.

Imago said:

I promised funkpill yesterday I'll click on his joke threads from now on and I thought I could as well click on yours as well. Apparently not a good idea .

Imago said:

Did you mean ground???

Imago said:

ok first...throw that joke book in the trash.

did 9s make u post this? Lets be honest.

veronikka said:

god damnit

I tried to think of ways to make this joke funnier, to make this thread more entertaining.

It's impossible.

Mods, delete it please.

Take a page from Erin, Dan....

To make the joke GREAT... it should have been...

"Dan was resting under a coconut tree and Tim Gunn started to fuck him in the ass...."

JustErin said:

pardonme4livin said:

stop it!


She's not going to sleep with you so this is looking pathetic!

Imago said:

And Dan, he's not gonna sleep with you so this is looking pathetic!

JustErin said:

Erin, think about it.


1) A man
2) frequently posting
3) an an prince fansite
4) an unofficial one at that...

Imago said:

Ok, sure.

But I am sure that even gays have standards, right?

My statement still stands.

JustErin said:

Dan + Erin = BITCHES!!!!!

Imago said:

I am having a hard time with writing 'pardonme4livin' and 'standards' in the same sentence.

JustErin said:

HEY!!!!

Why am I being dragged in to this....just because you two are bored....

pardonme4livin said:

oh gawd, my stomach.

Imago said:

you got the joke wrong dude ...

actually the story is about a mouse, wandering about in the jungle.
he meets a monkey and asks if he can fuck her, the monkey says no and he moves on.
he meets a tiger and asks if he can fucker her. The tiger says no and he moves on.
he meets a hippo and asks if he can fuck her. the hippo says hell no and he moves on.
then he meets an elephant. She looks at the mouse and says "why not". While
he is giving his best, the monkey notices what is going on and picks
a coconut then throws it at the mouse, accidentally hitting the elephant in
the head.
The elephant says "ouch".
The mouse says "yeah, suffer bitch."

One4All4Ever said:

Oh, well now that is really funny.

foxyflawedhands said:

now isn't it
you know the difference between an oral and an anal thermometer ?

You know it could have been worse people!

I could have bludgeoned the animals as a punchline!

Imago said:

You just can't let your threads die a peaceful death can ya.....

Selfish.....