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Printableso basically, what they're saying is that if you're a woman, any display of individuality is a total weenie shrinker.  | |
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greenpixies said: 4 Madonna
"After building a personal fortune on Top 40 pornography, Madonna traded pioneering sexuality for, like other old Jewish women, self-righteous bellyaching and rapid postnuptial deterioration. I like how this rag prints a blatantly anti-Semitic statement and no one bats an eye.  I guess Sarah Silverman was right: we really are losing control of the media (that's for all you fucking conspiracy-theory pushing, envious cowards).
As for Maxim, fuck you and the horse you rode in on.  |
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Anxiety said: so basically, what they're saying is that if you're a woman, any display of individuality is a total weenie shrinker.
This is a magazine with the collective I.Q. of Ann Coulters' twat. |
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CalhounSq said: HamsterHuey said: http://prince.org/msg/100/265320?jump=111&pg=4
Of course, the list is utter bullshit. Utter, utter male chauvinistic pig outlet, that magazine. I see beauty in all of these women, but adore the HELL out of Sandra Oh, who I think is freaking beautiful and has more class, style and grace in her little pinky than all the staff at Maxim's. 
I am so tired of all the media bashing based on looks. Very Brit.
[Edited 3/31/08 10:41am] I adore Sandra Oh, she's such a good actress. I think she's cute, don't know what that "boyish" shit is about. She looks great... 
 
I agree with the list. And they're not saying smart women are weenie shrinkers', they're saying ugly women are. It's a men's magazine. They're not talking about smarts or personality here. Looks. Maybe we can go to the movies and cry together | |
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Volitan said: CalhounSq said: I adore Sandra Oh, she's such a good actress. I think she's cute, don't know what that "boyish" shit is about. She looks great...
I agree with the list. And they're not saying smart women are weenie shrinkers', they're saying ugly women are. It's a men's magazine. They're not talking about smarts or personality here. Looks. FUCK YOU  | |
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foxyflawedhands said: Volitan said:
I agree with the list. And they're not saying smart women are weenie shrinkers', they're saying ugly women are. It's a men's magazine. They're not talking about smarts or personality here. Looks. FUCK YOU  Maybe we can go to the movies and cry together | |
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Volitan said: I agree with the list. And they're not saying smart women are weenie shrinkers', they're saying ugly women are. It's a men's magazine. They're not talking about smarts or personality here. Looks. i'm not saying they're calling smart women unsexy. i'm saying that they're calling INDIVIDUALISM unsexy. they don't look like cookie cutter fem-bots. ergo, they're hags. we get it.  | |
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Anxiety said: Volitan said: I agree with the list. And they're not saying smart women are weenie shrinkers', they're saying ugly women are. It's a men's magazine. They're not talking about smarts or personality here. Looks. i'm not saying they're calling smart women unsexy. i'm saying that they're calling INDIVIDUALISM unsexy. they don't look like cookie cutter fem-bots. ergo, they're hags. we get it. And the hilarity of it all is that the piece of shit that wrote that crap would fuck each and every one of those chicks if they asked them to Fuckin posers with sad weak egos 2010: Healing the Wounds of the Past.... http://prince.org/msg/8/325740 | |
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greenpixies said: Oh my gosh! After reading the Angelina Jolie thread about Sarah Jessica Parker landing the number one spot as unsexiest woman on the planet by Maxim magazine I looked into what they said. So here it is:
1 Sarah Jessica Parker "How the hell did this Barbaro-faced broad manage to be the least sexy woman in a group of very unsexy women and still star on a show with "sex" in the title? Pull your skirt down, Secretariat, we´d rather ride Chris Noth." 2 Amy Winehouse "When we first heard this chick boast about her reluctance to go to rehab we thought, Now there´s a girl we can party with! But upon beholding her openly hemorrhaging translucent skin, rat´s nest mane and lashes that look more like surgically attached bats, we were the ones screaming, "Nooo, nooo, nooo!" 3 Sandra Oh "The only thing worse than a show about doctors is a show about sappy chick doctors we´re forced to watch or else our girlfriends won´t have sex with us. We´re holding Dr. McSkinny, with her cold bedside manner and boyish figure, personally responsible." 4 Madonna "After building a personal fortune on Top 40 pornography, Madonna traded pioneering sexuality for, like other old Jewish women, self-righteous bellyaching and rapid postnuptial deterioration. Combine a Paris Hilton-like pet accessorizing fetish only for dirt-poor foreign babies with a mug that looks Euro-sealed to her skull, and you´ve got Willem Dafoe with hot flashes." 5 Britney Spears "Less than five years ago, Britney had a python wrapped around her well-toned torso onstage at the VMAs. Since then, she´s lost the ability to perform, but gained two kids, two useless ex-husbands, and about 23 pounds of Funyun pudge." The only thing confusing is Madonna being Jewish. I thought she was Catholic. 
Oh, this so damn funny, and on point. The only one I'm iffy on is Sandra Oh. In some shots, she looks good, others it's paper-bag time. She needs those bangs covering her forehead, because the Klingon look ain't workin'. How dare Maxim compare Sarah Jessica Crypt-Keeper to a beautiful horse like Barbaro.
And everyone has their own definition of what's sexy, so lighten up folks. Damn, don't take shit so personally. Women can be just as vicious as men when it comes to judging others' looks. |
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