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Reply #30 posted 03/31/08 5:33am

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Imago said:

(The names used in the following joke are strictly fictional and any similarities to persons living are diseased are strictly coincidental)

After scarfing down a half pint of Ben & Jerrys Vanilla ice cream, Phil asked his wife, Val, "Honey, would you like some of this icecream?" batting eyes

"Sure, " Val replied, "but is it any good?"

"Well, " Phil said boldly, "It's as hard as my cock!!!!!" razz

"Ok sure, " Val responded, "pour me some."

razz

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Reply #31 posted 03/31/08 6:41am

Imago	shanti0608 said: Nice one Dan I don't like ice cream. oh, and Monigram--thanks for laughing at my awful jokes I blame the book I got it out of though.
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Reply #32 posted 03/31/08 6:42am

mdiver	Imago said: shanti0608 said: Nice one Dan I don't like ice cream. oh, and Monigram--thanks for laughing at my awful jokes I blame the book I got it out of though. fuck you Dan
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Reply #33 posted 03/31/08 6:45am

shanti0608	Imago said: shanti0608 said: Nice one Dan I don't like ice cream. oh, and Monigram--thanks for laughing at my awful jokes I blame the book I got it out of though. What book was that?? Being a Comedian for Dummies??
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Reply #34 posted 03/31/08 7:26am

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Reply #35 posted 03/31/08 7:27am

Imago	Jesus, these avatars have me thinking that I'm telling myself off.
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Reply #36 posted 03/31/08 7:32am

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Imago said:

Jesus, these avatars have me thinking that I'm telling myself off. lol

Yeah they are totally confusing rolleyes

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Reply #37 posted 03/31/08 7:34am

mdiver	Serious said: Imago said: Jesus, these avatars have me thinking that I'm telling myself off. Yeah they are totally confusing . Fuck you Dan
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Reply #38 posted 03/31/08 7:42am

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Reply #39 posted 03/31/08 7:43am

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Reply #40 posted 03/31/08 7:51am

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I don't get it. shrug

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Reply #41 posted 03/31/08 7:53am

mdiver	Genesia said: I don't get it. If you can pour ice cream it is soft=soft cock
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Reply #42 posted 03/31/08 7:56am

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mdiver said:

Genesia said:

I don't get it. shrug

If you can pour ice cream it is soft=soft cock neutral

Yeah, it came to me (no pun intended) right after I hit "post response." redface

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Reply #43 posted 03/31/08 7:58am

mdiver	Genesia said: mdiver said: If you can pour ice cream it is soft=soft cock Yeah, it came to me (no pun intended) right after I hit "post response." Nice pun actually that was funnier that that dick wad Dan's joke the miserable piece of shit
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Reply #44 posted 03/31/08 8:11am

pardonme4livin	mdiver said: Genesia said: Yeah, it came to me (no pun intended) right after I hit "post response." Nice pun actually that was funnier that that dick wad Dan's joke the miserable piece of shit All ya gotta do Phil, is send Dan a few pics from the honeymoon.... Oh and a pic of you kissing rushing07 in the ear....he'll cry like a bitch....
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Reply #45 posted 03/31/08 8:14am

mdiver	pardonme4livin said: mdiver said: Nice pun actually that was funnier that that dick wad Dan's joke the miserable piece of shit All ya gotta do Phil, is send Dan a few pics from the honeymoon.... Oh and a pic of you kissing rushing07 in the ear....he'll cry like a bitch.... I already sent him a pic of me kissing onenitealone
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Reply #46 posted 03/31/08 8:24am

pardonme4livin	mdiver said: pardonme4livin said: All ya gotta do Phil, is send Dan a few pics from the honeymoon.... Oh and a pic of you kissing rushing07 in the ear....he'll cry like a bitch.... I already sent him a pic of me kissing onenitealone He's gonna kill himself .....
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Reply #47 posted 03/31/08 8:26am

mdiver	pardonme4livin said: mdiver said: I already sent him a pic of me kissing onenitealone He's gonna kill himself ..... I can only pray
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Reply #48 posted 03/31/08 8:27am

pardonme4livin	mdiver said: pardonme4livin said: He's gonna kill himself ..... I can only pray Damn man.... that's cold.... and I DIG that about you....
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Reply #49 posted 03/31/08 8:28am

mdiver	pardonme4livin said: mdiver said: I can only pray Damn man.... that's cold.... and I DIG that about you....
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