She's the founder of the Trinity Broadcast Network (TBN). You know, the Christian Channel. When she's on I can't help but become transfixed on her soothing voice, aimless conversations and unsurpassed fashion sense. She has to be pushing 70 yet she still wears form fitting body suits and her fabulous two-tone blonde and pink wig. She's the fucking best! She puts Tammy Faye Baker to shame. She gets me to watch! Here she is in all her glory-



and here are some useful links:

www.tbn.org

http://www.floridacp.com/...crouch.htm

and the best of all, http://members.tripod.com...usjan.html

Check her out!

I think the difference between her and Tammy Faye is that everyone was transfixed on the fact that Tammy Faye could go out in public with a face such as her...as if the makeup helped.

I swear she is really Satan in disguise.. but the bible says Satan is beautiful.

I dont think he would don pink and lavendar wigs, a facelift, boobjob and tammy faye baker eyelashes... unless he likes to dress in drag.

hmmm.

salaciousV said:

But yet all the images we have of Satan are of some ugly bastard.

I saw a religious dude wear a shirt saying "Satan is ugly as sin." Does that mean sin is beautiful? Or the makers of that shirt are just uncool and haven't read the Bible?

I bet Satan is one sexy bitch if he exists.

i LOVE her!

i swear, i'm going as her for halloween some year. and if i see anyone else out there dressed up as her before then, i'm going to be pissed!

look at her hands...she's a man.

Check out that tat blazin'

i remeber this lady on -sacramento cable public access- shes some old chick.. she does her show and preaches whilst wear Lingerie high heels and blowin out hair

heres a snippet from an article about this crazy ass old chick from sac.

"The Naked Preacher Lady is on the air.

Part aged bawdy stripper, part old-time preacher and part extravagant ’70s country crooner, Baby Rae mixes her self-invented personalities into a less-than-seamless television show that appears every Friday night on Sacramento’s public access cable channel.

During the show, she dances, sings and preaches the word of Jesus. Of course, if that were all there was to it, Baby Rae’s show would be virtually identical to the rest of Christian programming that finds its way on to the airwaves. But there’s the sex. And its proximity to God.

During the same show where she performs the simulated hand-job on a blow-up doll, Baby Rae stops between songs and begins to preach. Her voice has a Southern lilt to it, even though she was born and raised in the Sacramento region.

“There’s all kinds of those biggggg grandiose preachers that tell us if you don’t make the right choice, you ain’t gonna make it,” she starts. “Well, if Christ chose you tonight, He has never made a fucking mistake in His God-damned life. And if God chose you, you will never miss the mark of the prize of the high calling of Christ Jesus.”


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I really want to see her do a country music album and become the hugest thing out of Nashville since Shania.

damn she looks like she could be dolly partons twin

"This is a Jesus store," in her thick southern accent. She's one of a kind. I love seeing her wander around the Bible theme store picking up random items, "I've heard of this," and "Oh, isn't that just the most precious thing!?" I'm so glad that people actually know who I'm talking about. Aaron, your costume is gonna rule! You'd win any contest you entered.

thanks TRON that's sweet!

look for a new avatar coming your way soon

She is a freak and so is her Gucci clad - death threatening Nazi husband!

The only normal one in that family is Paul jr. Matt Crouch as issues too.

Awww!

I wanna get married...

TRON said:

Now that one is scary

MostBeautifulGrlNTheWorld said:

In my personal opinion...bad picture...contrast is off, brightness is off, blacks are to black and her skin tones are washed out.

You're being too kind Jess.

TRON said:

Nope just being an ass...excuse me I am just in one of those moods...

TRON said:

she reminds me of like lil kim

Christopher said:


LMAO! I can see that. Pink hair and completely fucking nuts!

Yup, it's a match!

At least Jan Crouch isn't running around with her cooter hanging out... I would be physically ill if I saw that

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lord jesus!
[This message was edited Mon Oct 28 22:56:23 PST 2002 by Christopher]

Having problems, dear Christopher?

Ok, she's either a man, or an alien disguised with a poorly-made people skin. She's a walking x-file.

Natsume said:

lol nope just edited out the lil kim pic from my post cause it was huge...

and i edited out a snippet from an article about the "naked preacher lady"..which i posted back up at the top of the thread with my orginal post about her