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PrintableSnakePeel said: I live in Toledo, near where this took place.
THIS IS WHY I NEED TO GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE!!!!! Hey, at least it was an inanimate object. You could live in Wisconsin where guys screw dead deer on the side of the road.  "Let love be your perfect weapon..." ~~Andy Biersack | |
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a2grafix said: IstenSzek said:  ' "Table Fucker's" name is Art Price. Not Prince. dude, it was a joke  and true love lives on lollipops and crisps | |
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IstenSzek said: 
the way some of them go on i'm surprised no one just comes out and says "i live just a few blocks away, and if i would have stood on my roof with a telescope i might have been able to see him. and if i had, it might have appeared if he were shoving his cock right into my face. i'm mortified. lock that animal up"
all the while they might just be wearing their wives panties under their nice middle class reporter suit. I love you. You should become our Org Crime Reporter. I want MORE. |
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In the meantime; where can I view the tape? |
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Are they gonna carry the table in as evidence? 
...Did the table give consent? 
...The Umbrella is devastated and is filing for divorce 
...The Chairs are being called as witnesses 
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Probably won't be long before the "evidence" is posted on youtube. I didn't realize his back porch was that close to the school. "Let love be your perfect weapon..." ~~Andy Biersack | |
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I hear he's gonna ge banned from every garden centre inthe USA
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noimageatall said: Probably won't be long before the "evidence" is posted on youtube. I didn't realize his back porch was that close to the school. but how close was CLOSE? Was this something he was doing in easily accessible view..? As in folks could walk past or look out a window and see his naked ass humping an umbrella? Or was this something one would have togo through a bunch of maneuvers to seek out and detect? . If not, and the situation in question taking place on his private property , I think he should have been left alone. | |
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The video shows and describes it as 100 yards from a childrens playground in full open view of the children had they been out, between 10an and 12 noon.
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What is wrong with people? You can't tell me that table wouldn't fit inside his house.  Anyway who cares what he has sex with as long as he is not hurting anyone in the process. | |
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Steadwood said: The video shows and describes it as 100 yards from a childrens playground in full open view of the children had they been out, between 10an and 12 noon.
Yeah..that's what I saw. They showed the fence surrounding the schoolyard, and it had to be only yards from his porch. In plain view. I wouldn't give a damn if his house was on a farm, or off on two acres of land, or up in the mountains..he could screw the sheep, the trees, the pine cones, whatever. But, it seems like he "meant" to be seen if he walked out on his porch and did this. This is his back porch with the table clearly seen. The blurred white line in the foreground is the school fence. And he decided to do this between 10 am and 12 noon?? Come on...
Just why, man. Why??? Where were his wife and kids when he was doing this?[Edited 3/29/08 5:54am] "Let love be your perfect weapon..." ~~Andy Biersack | |
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noimageatall said: Steadwood said: The video shows and describes it as 100 yards from a childrens playground in full open view of the children had they been out, between 10an and 12 noon.
Yeah..that's what I saw. They showed the fence surrounding the schoolyard, and it had to be only yards from his porch. In plain view. I wouldn't give a damn if his house was on a farm, or off on two acres of land, or up in the mountains..he could screw the sheep, the trees, the pine cones, whatever. But, it seems like he "meant" to be seen if he walked out on his porch and did this. This is his back porch with the table clearly seen. The blurred white line in the foreground is the school fence. And he decided to do this between 10 am and 12 noon?? Come on...
Just why, man. Why??? Where were his wife and kids when he was doing this?
[Edited 3/29/08 5:54am] Okay, well there you have it then! That is something beyond waaay fetishism (and especially voyeurism) if he was doing this 100 yards IN PLAIN VIEW of a schoolyard  .
In all sincerity I thought this was one of those snoopy snoop nosey neighbor issues where people were actively prying to dig up something unsavory on somebody. Seeing where he chose to do his sexual business and in full view of these children is INSANE  | |
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noimageatall said: SnakePeel said: I live in Toledo, near where this took place.
THIS IS WHY I NEED TO GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE!!!!! Hey, at least it was an inanimate object. You could live in Wisconsin where guys screw dead deer on the side of the road. Exactly, so he's not that weird. Shit, I've heard about dudes having sex with vacuum cleaners. Doesn't say much for his wife that this cat has to f--k a table. The table must do anal. | |
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uPtoWnNY said: noimageatall said: Hey, at least it was an inanimate object. You could live in Wisconsin where guys screw dead deer on the side of the road. Exactly, so he's not that weird. Shit, I've heard about dudes having sex with vacuum cleaners. Doesn't say much for his wife that this cat has to f--k a table. The table must do anal. uptowny...  ...please tell me you seriously are not blaming the wife for this. I mean, you didn't post a  so I'm assuming...."Let love be your perfect weapon..." ~~Andy Biersack | |
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noimageatall said: Steadwood said: The video shows and describes it as 100 yards from a childrens playground in full open view of the children had they been out, between 10an and 12 noon.
Yeah..that's what I saw. They showed the fence surrounding the schoolyard, and it had to be only yards from his porch. In plain view. I wouldn't give a damn if his house was on a farm, or off on two acres of land, or up in the mountains..he could screw the sheep, the trees, the pine cones, whatever. But, it seems like he "meant" to be seen if he walked out on his porch and did this. This is his back porch with the table clearly seen. The blurred white line in the foreground is the school fence. And he decided to do this between 10 am and 12 noon?? Come on...
Just why, man. Why??? Where were his wife and kids when he was doing this?
[Edited 3/29/08 5:54am] Fully nekkid???? WTF!!!!  | |
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IstenSzek said: a2grafix said: ' "Table Fucker's" name is Art Price. Not Prince. dude, it was a joke I know, but I like saying Table Fucker. It has a certain ring to it.  | |
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I hear this on my local news last night.  | |
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I imagine it looked something like this...  
[Edited 3/30/08 5:45am]  wish U were here baby, on me--
Stuck like glue!  | |
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Table Fucker's charges have been dropped, according to the Huron County Prosecutor.
Charges against Art Price Jr., the 40-year-old Bellevue man who was allegedly caught on video having sex with a picnic table, were dismissed in Bellevue Municipal Court this morning. But that doesn't mean he's in the clear. Huron County Prosecutor Russ Leffler said his office is reviewing the case and expects Price will be arraigned on new charges in a matter of weeks. | |
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And there's more info on "Table Fucker." Seems he's had an interesting "sexual" past, and even though CHARGES HAVE BEEN DROPPED, additional "lewd" charges will be filed very soon. | |
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