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Reply #30 posted 03/29/08 1:37am

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SnakePeel said:

I live in Toledo, near where this took place.

THIS IS WHY I NEED TO GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE!!!!!


Hey, at least it was an inanimate object. You could live in Wisconsin where guys screw dead deer on the side of the road. cool
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Reply #31 posted 03/29/08 2:30am

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a2grafix said:

IstenSzek said:



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"Table Fucker's" name is Art Price.

Not Prince.


dude, it was a joke

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Reply #32 posted 03/29/08 3:08am

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IstenSzek said:

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the way some of them go on i'm surprised no one just
comes out and says "i live just a few blocks away,
and if i would have stood on my roof with a telescope
i might have been able to see him. and if i had, it
might have appeared if he were shoving his cock right
into my face. i'm mortified. lock that animal up"

falloff


all the while they might just be wearing their wives
panties under their nice middle class reporter suit.



I love you. You should become our Org Crime Reporter. I want MORE.
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Reply #33 posted 03/29/08 3:09am

HamsterHuey

In the meantime; where can I view the tape?
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Reply #34 posted 03/29/08 3:51am

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Are they gonna carry the table in as evidence? eek

...Did the table give consent? confused

...The Umbrella is devastated and is filing for divorce neutral

...The Chairs are being called as witnesses biggrin


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Reply #35 posted 03/29/08 4:19am

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Probably won't be long before the "evidence" is posted on youtube. I didn't realize his back porch was that close to the school.
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Reply #36 posted 03/29/08 4:25am

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I hear he's gonna ge banned from every garden centre inthe USA eek


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Reply #37 posted 03/29/08 5:20am

Ottensen

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Probably won't be long before the "evidence" is posted on youtube. I didn't realize his back porch was that close to the school.


but how close was CLOSE? Was this something he was doing in easily accessible view..? As in folks could walk past or look out a window and see his naked ass humping an umbrella? Or was this something one would have togo through a bunch of maneuvers to seek out and detect? eek . If not, and the situation in question taking place on his private property , I think he should have been left alone.
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Reply #38 posted 03/29/08 5:26am

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The video shows and describes it as 100 yards from a childrens playground in full open view of the children had they been out, between 10an and 12 noon. confused


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Reply #39 posted 03/29/08 5:45am

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What is wrong with people? You can't tell me that table wouldn't fit inside his house. giggle Anyway who cares what he has sex with as long as he is not hurting anyone in the process.
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Reply #40 posted 03/29/08 5:49am

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Steadwood said:


The video shows and describes it as 100 yards from a childrens playground in full open view of the children had they been out, between 10an and 12 noon. confused


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Yeah..that's what I saw. They showed the fence surrounding the schoolyard, and it had to be only yards from his porch. In plain view. I wouldn't give a damn if his house was on a farm, or off on two acres of land, or up in the mountains..he could screw the sheep, the trees, the pine cones, whatever. But, it seems like he "meant" to be seen if he walked out on his porch and did this.

This is his back porch with the table clearly seen. The blurred white line in the foreground is the school fence. And he decided to do this between 10 am and 12 noon?? Come on... confused



Just why, man. Why??? eek Where were his wife and kids when he was doing this?
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Reply #41 posted 03/29/08 6:23am

Ottensen

noimageatall said:

Steadwood said:


The video shows and describes it as 100 yards from a childrens playground in full open view of the children had they been out, between 10an and 12 noon. confused


smile


Yeah..that's what I saw. They showed the fence surrounding the schoolyard, and it had to be only yards from his porch. In plain view. I wouldn't give a damn if his house was on a farm, or off on two acres of land, or up in the mountains..he could screw the sheep, the trees, the pine cones, whatever. But, it seems like he "meant" to be seen if he walked out on his porch and did this.

This is his back porch with the table clearly seen. The blurred white line in the foreground is the school fence. And he decided to do this between 10 am and 12 noon?? Come on... confused



Just why, man. Why??? eek Where were his wife and kids when he was doing this?
[Edited 3/29/08 5:54am]



Okay, well there you have it then! That is something beyond waaay fetishism (and especially voyeurism) if he was doing this 100 yards IN PLAIN VIEW of a schoolyard omg.

In all sincerity I thought this was one of those snoopy snoop nosey neighbor issues where people were actively prying to dig up something unsavory on somebody. Seeing where he chose to do his sexual business and in full view of these children is INSANE disbelief
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Reply #42 posted 03/29/08 6:58am

uPtoWnNY

noimageatall said:

SnakePeel said:

I live in Toledo, near where this took place.

THIS IS WHY I NEED TO GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE!!!!!


Hey, at least it was an inanimate object. You could live in Wisconsin where guys screw dead deer on the side of the road. cool



Exactly, so he's not that weird. Shit, I've heard about dudes having sex with vacuum cleaners. Doesn't say much for his wife that this cat has to f--k a table. The table must do anal.
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Reply #43 posted 03/29/08 8:52am

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uPtoWnNY said:

noimageatall said:



Hey, at least it was an inanimate object. You could live in Wisconsin where guys screw dead deer on the side of the road. cool



Exactly, so he's not that weird. Shit, I've heard about dudes having sex with vacuum cleaners. Doesn't say much for his wife that this cat has to f--k a table. The table must do anal.


uptowny... no no no! ...please tell me you seriously are not blaming the wife for this. confused I mean, you didn't post a razz so I'm assuming....
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Reply #44 posted 03/29/08 9:09am

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noimageatall said:

Steadwood said:


The video shows and describes it as 100 yards from a childrens playground in full open view of the children had they been out, between 10an and 12 noon. confused


smile


Yeah..that's what I saw. They showed the fence surrounding the schoolyard, and it had to be only yards from his porch. In plain view. I wouldn't give a damn if his house was on a farm, or off on two acres of land, or up in the mountains..he could screw the sheep, the trees, the pine cones, whatever. But, it seems like he "meant" to be seen if he walked out on his porch and did this.

This is his back porch with the table clearly seen. The blurred white line in the foreground is the school fence. And he decided to do this between 10 am and 12 noon?? Come on... confused



Just why, man. Why??? eek Where were his wife and kids when he was doing this?
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Fully nekkid???? WTF!!!! omfg
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Reply #45 posted 03/29/08 12:11pm

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IstenSzek said:

a2grafix said:


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"Table Fucker's" name is Art Price.

Not Prince.


dude, it was a joke

falloff


I know, but I like saying Table Fucker. It has a certain ring to it. lol
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Reply #46 posted 03/29/08 4:20pm

Statuesqque

I hear this on my local news last night. wacky
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Reply #47 posted 03/30/08 4:37am

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I imagine it looked something like this...jerkoffumbrella

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eye wish U were here baby, on me--
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Reply #48 posted 03/31/08 10:25pm

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Table Fucker's charges have been dropped, according to the Huron County Prosecutor.

Charges against Art Price Jr., the 40-year-old Bellevue man who was allegedly caught on video having sex with a picnic table, were dismissed in Bellevue Municipal Court this morning.

But that doesn't mean he's in the clear.

Huron County Prosecutor Russ Leffler said his office is reviewing the case and expects Price will be arraigned on new charges in a matter of weeks.
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Reply #49 posted 04/02/08 4:37pm

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And there's more info on "Table Fucker." Seems he's had an interesting "sexual" past, and even though CHARGES HAVE BEEN DROPPED, additional "lewd" charges will be filed very soon.
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