He's played golf every day since his retirement 30 years ago.

One day he arrives home looking downcast. "That's it," he tells his wife.
"I'm giving up golf. My eyesight has gotten so bad...once I've hit the ball, I can't see where it went."

His wife sympathizes, and as they sit down, she says, "Why don't you take my brother with you, and give it one more try?"

"That's no good," sighs Arthur. "Your brother is a hundred and three. He can't help."

"He may be a hundred and three", says the wife, "but his eyesight is perfect."

So the next day, Arthur heads off to the golf course with his brother-in-law. He tees up, takes a mighty swing, and squints down the fairway.
He turns to the brother-in-law. "Did you see the ball?"

"Of course I did!" says the brother-in-law. "I have perfect eyesight."
"Where did it go?" asks Arthur.
"I can't remember."




dang!!! these jokes need a spring break

I look 4ward 2 Fridayz!

I can't remember

Good Friday to you funkpapi!

Happy Friday!!!

I am going to miss your Friday joke the next two weeks while we are away.

Take care and have a great weekend Funkpill

As a child of a well known golfer...I have to say it was a good one!

StillGotIt said:

Who? Who?

StillGotIt Nicklaus?
StillGotIt Norman?
StillGotIt Duval?

PANDURITO said:

like I'm gonna tell you my real name....LOL....not happening

StillGotIt said:

If you were Stillgotit Norman I'd tell Sergio Garcia.
He lives 10 minutes from me

OMG, I think I hit the nail

happy friday funk m'dear

PANDURITO said:

StillGotIt Ballesteros?

RodeoSchro said:

I wish
But HeLostIt loooong ago

I hunted down this Friday joke thread.



thanks, man.