My friends & I call oral sex "shopping downtown".

J: So did U guys go shopping downtown?
L: ... and he hit ALL the stores!

J & L:

post lube = using an emoticon to soften a post.

For example:

You're a total fucking idiot! <--- post lube

I've had a couple of entries published in Viz comics swearing dictionary Rogers Profanisaurus Does that count?

My favorite:-

Ahead On Pints :- To be in an advanced state of inebriation but still standing, just. When you are ahead on pints the previous ten rounds have taken their told such an extent that the next glass of Knock Out Punch may well send you to the canvas and out for the count.

words ending in "ain" now end in "ayun."

- When my friends wanna go out drinking..they say "lets go play laser tag"

- cough drops = weed.

- When we see a guy with really short shorts on, we would say he has on the "Jack Trippers"




ok thats all i got. I need new friends

Genesia said:

My friend & I refer to girls we don't like as hoochenheimers.

Back in high school (over 12 years ago ), I had a friend who was dating this guy named Troy. She lost her virginity to him and then came to me and my friends to brag about how big his dick was. I'm no longer friends with that girl but whenever my friends and I come across an object that is large we say it's "bigger than Troy's dick".

JuliePurplehead said:

that's amazing

it started out as a bad typo, but now if i "heave" to do something, it means i need to get it done right away.

JuliePurplehead said:

Hoochimamas and Chicopapas

i need to make myself a dictionary

mouth volcano = someone extremely loud (though it started out because my brother laughed so hard at something i said to him that he barfed on the floor and i called him that)

the origins of that are "penis volcano" - see "enormous cumshot"

Damage = Dammit i.e. when you drop something and break it, you say damage instead of the curse word.....between hubby and me .. special treatment = means just that i.e. can I get some special treatment tonight?

skidge = slime, scum, gunk.

ex.: "oh ew, someone hand me a wet-wipe, there's skidge all over my iPod!"

skanktrocious = self explanatory

ex.: see imago.

Protege said:

greta = great


otra = protege's typo for her type ota

Protege said:

mouth volcano

theodore said:

a tyop of a tyop

otra i still can't get over making a typo of a typo that's actually a word far from the one i was looking for.

Protege said:

And if you keep the 'otra' going as a little private joke, then the typos of that, in the end you might end up using 'xzqpt' or something as a typo for what was originally 'totally'.

Fauxie said:

otra.

i love being ridiculous.

Protege said:

Just imagine, a year from now you and the odor will be finishing your posts with

:garte:

:oart:

:intouguh!:

Since nobody else will keep up with it you'll be even more ridiculous.

Fauxie said:

:mewn:
[Edited 3/26/08 21:29pm]

Protege said:

theodore said:

my wifey!

theodore said:

The Dannynator! Sent back from the future... because some people weren't likin' it.

Fauxie said:

i wanna know how some people couldn't be likin it

Protege said:

Protege said:

What, the future? Because it's full of robot skeletons with red eyes and all the buildings are made out of broken buildings or something.

Fauxie said:

i can certainly understand people not likin the future.

danny is a different story

chocolate1 said:

haha my one friend and i call sex- going to the grocery store-just in front of her kids...

the kids prolly wonder why their fridge and cabinets arent filled with more food

Protege said:

Protege said:

Danny IS the future... VOTE FOR DANNY