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Cooking with Brother Redwood... A Masterclass!..... Hi Guys 
It's been a while now since the family made an appearance 
...We've been busy developing the new seam of treacle we discovered way back ...Treacle and candy production has never been higher  :
...Anyway...This Easter Brother Redwood got it into his head that he was going to cook a meal 
I don't know 
What was he going to  
The answer was soon evident! Shephards pie... using only the finest quality Shephards 
So Brother Redwood took the lead and brought in his prize shephard 
and promptly set about the recepe, chopping his shephard into tiny pieces 
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We thought he could do with a little help as he set about his task...
So in came Ma Rosewood with the carrots
She likes a good carrot does Ma 
Then in came the twins... Ironwood and Yellowwood with the mushrooms
NO! Redwood... They aren't  Magic!  
Then in came myself and Pa Sandalwood with the pepper
Last but not least... came Cousin Donwood to Pass the Peas 
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Down to work then...
The Twins enjoying themselves preparing the mushrooms... 
Just look at their little faces! 
Ma wielded the knife and set into the onions 
Careful boys and girls... knives can be dangerous  
The onions made ma cry 
A lot!
But where oh where ad Brother Redwood got to? 
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The answer was soon apparent
He had hit the whisky ...  
Again! 
We finally wrestled it off him
...and set about the task of cooking again... under Redwoods observant eye
Ma stirred the pot  
But Wait!!!... What is Brother Redwood up to in the background?
It looks like he has one of his crazy ideas on the go
We find him peeling potatoes... 
What is he planning? 
We leave him to it and pray 
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Time passes by
Tick Tock Tick Tock Tick Tock Then we hear Brother Redwood calling us through The shephards pie... with finest quality Shephard... is cooked 
In the shape of..... 
AN IGLOO!!!..... WTF! 
CHARLOTTE!!! Mind you.... it looks tasty 
So we forgive Brother Redwood and finish off with Hot cross buns
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shephards pie? made from only the finest quality shephards??? 
this thread is scary | |
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Reki master Troll's cooking ROCKS  | |
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What if we want shepherds pie next week too? Is there an inexhaustible supply? Happy is he who finds out the causes for things.Virgil (70-19 BC). Virgil was such a lying bastard! | |
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Mach said:
Reki master Troll's cooking ROCKS even if it's a teensy bit scary | |
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PREDOMINANT said: What if we want shepherds pie next week too? Is there an inexhaustible supply?
just be careful if Steadwood invites you over for ORGer pie. then i'd watch out | |
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XxAxX said: shephards pie? made from only the finest quality shephards???
this thread is scary It is now
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Mach said:
Reki master Troll's cooking ROCKS
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PREDOMINANT said: What if we want shepherds pie next week too? Is there an inexhaustible supply?
Hell Yeah! We have our own Sheperds Farm... ...Just pop in the shop... There are a variety of shepherds to choose from 
Short ones... Fat ones... Tall ones... Smelly ones ... Just give us a shout... we'll throw one in for free
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shit.....  | |
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Steadwood, you are scaring me.
But I still adore you. | |
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YAY!!! Vive la !!! | |
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PaisleyPark5083 said: Steadwood, you are scaring me.
But I still adore you. troll dolls and giant knives | |
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XxAxX said:
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DanceWme said: shit.....
Where?
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PaisleyPark5083 said: Steadwood, you are scaring me.
But I still adore you. Just try and pretend it's only make beleive and it'll be ok
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applekisses said: YAY!!!
Vive la !!!Apples!!!
Yep... The Trolls are back...
...I don't know how often
...But they're back!
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The one with the knife is scary, but still !
And  for sharing.With a very special thank you to Tina: Is hammer already absolute, how much some people verändern...ICH hope is never so I will be! And if, then I hope that I would then have wen in my environment who joins me in the A.... | |
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Serious said: The one with the knife is scary, but still
!
And for sharing.Awwwww.. Brother Redwood's a kitten 
...There will be more....just don't know when
...Maybe I can do a "sound of Music" with the Trolls
Ok. Maybe not 
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Steadwood said: Serious said: The one with the knife is scary, but still
!
And for sharing.Awwwww.. Brother Redwood's a kitten
...There will be more....just don't know when
...Maybe I can do a "sound of Music" with the Trolls
Ok. Maybe not
Sound of music  With a very special thank you to Tina: Is hammer already absolute, how much some people verändern...ICH hope is never so I will be! And if, then I hope that I would then have wen in my environment who joins me in the A.... | |
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Serious said: Steadwood said: Awwwww.. Brother Redwood's a kitten
...There will be more....just don't know when
...Maybe I can do a "sound of Music" with the Trolls
Ok. Maybe not
Sound of music 
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Steadwood said: Serious said: Sound of music
With a very special thank you to Tina: Is hammer already absolute, how much some people verändern...ICH hope is never so I will be! And if, then I hope that I would then have wen in my environment who joins me in the A.... | |
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Steadwood said: PaisleyPark5083 said: Steadwood, you are scaring me.
But I still adore you. Just try and pretend it's only make beleive and it'll be ok
you are a gentle soul... | |
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Steadwood said: applekisses said: YAY!!!
Vive la !!!Apples!!!
Yep... The Trolls are back...
...I don't know how often
...But they're back!
YAY! | |
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Serious said: Steadwood said:
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