just wait until he wants to, then put his hand on it to show him how to aim - you can put a ping pong ball in the toilet bowl and get him to aim for that, it bobs up and down, usually boys think that is fun, and less piss all over the walls

ZombieKitten said:

Oooh, this sounds fun! I should try that too!

ArielB said:

less mess for your housemate to clean up

ZombieKitten said:

Cool. Thanks!

just wait until he wants to, then put his hand on it to show him how to aim - you can put a ping pong ball in the toilet bowl and get him to aim for that, it bobs up and down, usually boys think that is fun, and less piss all over the walls

ZombieKitten said:

But then what happens to the ping pong ball?

I have a question too.

How am I supposed to teach my son how to pee standing up?

I'm asking because I just found out that my brother in law is trying to teach his 3 year old son not to touch it while he is peeing And he was basically yelling at him when he told him no This made me mad because it feels like he is going to attach some kind of shame connected to his penis and I really don't think that 3 years old is too young to learn that kind of lesson. I feel that my brother in law has some major sexual hangup or something

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

That may be a traumatic experience for that little boy. Supa, for that little boys emotional well being is there anything you can do to help him or stand up for him in some way?

JustErin said:

My sister and I held my nephews ding dings for them when they were toddlers and taught them how to hold it and shake it

Janfriend said:

We tried it tonight and it worked. I held it the first time then he held it the second time.

NDRU said:

nothing it won't flush

I have a question too.

How am I supposed to teach my son how to pee standing up?

JustErin said:

I put cheerios in the toilet and told him to hold his penis and shoot the cheerios. No prob.

you don't just aim a gun by opening the holster and letting the barrel flop out. no. you put the thing in your hand and point it where you want things to go. same with penii. you have to HOLD AND AIM.

plus i think it looks really stupid when guys are peeing and they're standing there with their hands at their sides. hold your junk. your sexuality issues aren't worth me having to deal with a piss-covered toilet seat the next time i need to take a poo.

Anxiety said:

You don't lace your fingers behind your head & lean back at the urinal? How odd!

NDRU said:

guys who act like they're getting a BJ when they're peeing are gross.

Do you hold your member when you pee or do you just let it hang and hope for the best? I don't think I'm in the minority when I say I hold it during that process to insure that it is aimed in the urinal/toilet. Depending on the strength of the stream it can be like a runaway hose

I'm asking because I just found out that my brother in law is trying to teach his 3 year old son not to touch it while he is peeing And he was basically yelling at him when he told him no This made me mad because it feels like he is going to attach some kind of shame connected to his penis and I really don't think that 3 years old is too young to learn that kind of lesson. I feel that my brother in law has some major sexual hangup or something.

Dads, is this a concern for you that your son not hold his member when peeing? If so why?.

I didn't know there were guys who don't hold it. It doesn't make any sense to me. You've gotta hold it and aim.

I never even knew men did that

i'm sure SOMEone had to have taught me how to pee, but i don't remember any rules or anyone telling me what i could or couldn't do with it. i think i just figured it out. from a design/function standpoint, there's not a whole lot of victory in NOT holding it whilst peeing.

Anxiety said:

There can be some victory in it, depending on who's standing at the next urinal.

Raze said:

considering where i live now, with my luck it would be larry craig.

Anxiety said:

I hear George Michael is going on tour...