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Due To A Power Outage, Only One Paramedic Responded To The Call The house was very dark so the paramedic asked Kathleen, a 3-yr old girl to hold a flashlight
high over her mommy so he could see while he helped deliver the baby. Very diligently, Kathleen did as she was asked. Heidi pushed and pushed and after a little while, Connor was born. The paramedic lifted him by his little feet and spanked him on his bottom. Connor began to cry. The paramedic then thanked Kathleen for her help and asked the wide-eyed 3-yr old what she thought about what she had just witnessed. Kathleen quickly responded, "He shouldn't have crawled in there in the first place .....smack his butt again!" | |
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so, theres no hope 4 me who cares seems that i was busy doing something close to nothing, but different than the day before | |
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I understood it immediately With a very special thank you to Tina: Is hammer already absolute, how much some people verändern...ICH hope is never so I will be! And if, then I hope that I would then have wen in my environment who joins me in the A.... | |
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prb said: so, theres no hope 4 me who cares Nevermind....no hope here either PRINCE IS WATCHING U U can't polish a turd.. but u can roll it in glitter In my Profile Pic | |
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Somebody Spank have been tryin' 2 crawl back in it 4 years ! PEACE.....It does not mean 2 be in a place where there is no noise,trouble,or hardwork.It means 2 be in the midst of those things and still be calm in your heart ! ![]() | |
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*oh almost forgot* Have a great weekend papi! [Edited 4/4/08 6:24am] | |
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i'm sorry happy friday funk m'dear [...i think i can, i think i can, i think i can...] | |
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chillichocaholic said: prb said: so, theres no hope 4 me who cares Nevermind....no hope here either did u suffer any damage in the winds the other nite chilli? seems that i was busy doing something close to nothing, but different than the day before | |
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ha! that was precious. | |
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