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Reply #60 posted 03/24/08 12:34pm

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DevotedPuppy said:

doh! How could I forget? I have second cousins named Cinnamon and Sterling. confused


I like Sterling. Like the baseball pitcher Sterling Hitchcock.

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Reply #61 posted 03/24/08 12:36pm

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1sexymf said:

SCNDLS said:



I actually like the name Sterling. A friend of mine in school was named Kristopher Sterling. His dad's first name is Sterling. I think it's classy.


I like Sterling too. I actually know a girl named Sterling.

Now Cinnamon - that's a stripper name. lol


I shouldn't have any kids because I would give all my girls stripper names--like Aurora and Topaz. I love those names. lol
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Reply #62 posted 03/24/08 1:29pm

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sextonseven said:

1sexymf said:



I like Sterling too. I actually know a girl named Sterling.

Now Cinnamon - that's a stripper name. lol


I shouldn't have any kids because I would give all my girls stripper names--like Aurora and Topaz. I love those names. lol


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Reply #63 posted 03/24/08 5:55pm

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Jason Lee named his kid Pilot Inspektor! whats with that! Thats not a name its a joke.....but thinking about it maybe they just gave the media that name and he really has a normal name when not dealing with the media?

At a place I used to work with there was a guy I talked with a fair bit on the phone and his name is Richard (Dick) Holder lol
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Reply #64 posted 03/24/08 6:00pm

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AnckSuNamun said:

I was looking at the list of employees I work with and this new girl is named Attache. lol

They call her Shay though.


you work with my second cousin?!? eek

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Reply #65 posted 03/30/08 5:51pm

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magnificentsynthesizer said:

AnckSuNamun said:

I was looking at the list of employees I work with and this new girl is named Attache. lol

They call her Shay though.


you work with my second cousin?!? eek

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Attache lol
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Reply #66 posted 03/30/08 5:53pm

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RodeoSchro said:

We've all heard of Nic Cage's son Kal-El (which was Superman's birth name on the planet Krypton).

I have heard of girls named "Fe-MALL-ee" (yes, spelled "Female") and "Semaj" (I guess either her dad is named James, or they really wanted a boy they could name "James").

I've known girls named Brucette; Floydella; and Michael.

Brucette? falloff falloff
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Reply #67 posted 03/30/08 8:50pm

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thekidsgirl said:

I feel bad for kids named after personality traits
like Charisma, Charm, Spirit, Sympathy etc. confused

Its like your parents are setting you up for failure


Don't feel bad for Charisma Carpenter.

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Reply #68 posted 03/30/08 8:53pm

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Dance said:

Pretty much any ghetto French or ghetto Russian name you can think of or any poor child named after liquor

I really want to slap the piss out of some of these parents.


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My son has a girl named "Hennessy" in his class.

He also has a "Heavnly" (no 'e' after the v).
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Reply #69 posted 03/30/08 9:15pm

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Lammastide said:

Some of the worst names I've heard of include...

Lemonjello and Orangejello (twins)
Lavivivivida
Major Threat
Crimefighter (I think this is magician Penn Jillette kid's name)
Dick Swett (Former New Hampshire congressman)
Temptress
Gigolo
Princesses (Yeah.. plural, but for a single girl)

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Reply #70 posted 03/30/08 9:53pm

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JuliePurplehead said:

There's an orthodontist in our town named Dr Dacock. His daughter's name is Edith Dacock. I shit you not.



LMAO
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Reply #71 posted 03/30/08 10:02pm

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Lammastide said:

Some of the worst names I've heard of include...

Lemonjello and Orangejello (twins)
Lavivivivida
Major Threat
Crimefighter (I think this is magician Penn Jillette kid's name)
Dick Swett (Former New Hampshire congressman)
Temptress
Gigolo
Princesses (Yeah.. plural, but for a single girl)


Those poor kids! neutral
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Reply #72 posted 03/31/08 1:50am

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Protege said:

sir and president are pretty bad neutral

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Reply #73 posted 03/31/08 1:58am

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I'm friends with a pair of sisters named Aphrodite and Artemis. In their defense, they're Greek. razz


I also know a Haakon and an Astrid, which could be normal in Europe but not western Canada.

I also know a girl anmed Dana who, if she'd been a boy, was going to be called Brock Lee (broccoli)
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Reply #74 posted 03/31/08 3:39am

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In Finland, if you're last name is Saukko, you better hope your parents aren't a buch of assholes and name you Anu.

When you say the whole name, it's the finnish word for anus hole.. disbelief
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