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A Nice, Calm And Respectable Lady Went Into The Pharmacy Walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes,
and said, 'I would like to buy some cyanide.' > > The pharmacist asked, 'Why in the world do you need cyanide?' > > The lady replied, 'I need it to poison my husband.' > > The pharmacist's eyes got big and he exclaimed, 'Lord have mercy! I can't > give you cyanide to kill your husband. That's against the law! I'll lose my > license! They'll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things will > happen. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!' > > The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in > bed with the pharmacist's wife. > > The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, 'Well now, that's > different. You didn't tell me you had a prescription.'  | |
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Hi Funkpill  | |
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happy friday, funk hunny  [...i think i can, i think i can, i think i can...] | |
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It's Friday!  | |
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i heard this one. it's funny but true????? | |
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| good one funk honey
happy friday   She couldn't stop crying 'cause she knew he was gone to stay | |
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Happy Friday Funkhoney!!!
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