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Man has sex WITH a picnic table Yes, you read that right!!
http://www.fox19.com/Glob...v=menu63_2 (BELLEVUE, OH) -- Police say a man in Bellevue, Ohio was caught on tape having sex with a picnic table. Bellevue Police Captain Matt Johnson says Art Price, Jr., 40, was seen on four occasions between the hours of 10:30 a.m. and noon having sex with his picnic table. What makes this a felony, Johnson says, is that it took place in close proximity to a school, which made it likely that children could have seen Price. The neighbor -- who wishes to remain anonymous -- saw Price walk out onto his deck, stand a round metal table on its side and use the hole in the umbrella to have sex. The most recent instance took place March 14, we're told. A neighbor videotaped Price. "The first video we had, he was completely nude. He would use the hole from the umbrella and have sex with the table," Johnson says. Police say Price admitted to the crimes -- four charges of public indecency. Usually these sorts of things are misdemeanors, but in this case, they are felonies. "What boosts it up to a felony is that the statute says if it's likely to be viewed by a minor," Johnson explains. The Price family did not want to talk with us, but neighbors did. Some are not happy Price was released on his own recognizance. "He shouldn't be allowed just for the fact that he could do that again -- and nude that close to a school. That should be zero tolerance," says Brice Jacobs, a neighbor. Price is married with three school-aged children. Neighbors tell us they're now worried about the kids. "Hopefully it stays between the adults and the kids don't get a lot of the information so they aren't so cruel to the little kids," says Emily Grote, a neighbor. This case has police in this small town shaking their heads. "Once you think you've seen it all, something else comes around," Johnson says. Report: WTOL, Toledo | |
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It's no picnic having sex with a table. So I've heard...ahemm.... | |
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ArielB said: It's no picnic having sex with a table. So I've heard...ahemm....
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WTF
Smooches;) | |
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Dance said: My bad. I was laughing too hard to search for it. [Edited 3/30/08 17:08pm] | |
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Sick | |
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HUN ????? Smiling Makes Joy Come Alive........and Joy can never die ......... | |
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How the hell can a metal hole in a picnic table be a turn on? Crazy Perv! Somebody should have sharpened the metal around that hole..... Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian, any more than standing in a garage makes you a car. | |
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StillGotIt said: How the hell can a metal hole in a picnic table be a turn on? Crazy Perv! Somebody should have sharpened the metal around that hole.....
I can see that now....."Honey, there is shredded penis in the potato salad should I pluck it off or..." surviving on the thought of loving you, it's just like the water
I ain't felt this way in years... | |
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KidaDynamite said: StillGotIt said: How the hell can a metal hole in a picnic table be a turn on? Crazy Perv! Somebody should have sharpened the metal around that hole.....
I can see that now....."Honey, there is shredded penis in the potato salad should I pluck it off or..." girl....you are crazy! Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian, any more than standing in a garage makes you a car. | |
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StillGotIt said: KidaDynamite said: I can see that now....."Honey, there is shredded penis in the potato salad should I pluck it off or..." girl....you are crazy! surviving on the thought of loving you, it's just like the water
I ain't felt this way in years... | |
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Wtf. | |
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And a neighbor videotapped it. Jealous bastard. It's not Price's fault his picnic table was a sexy folding harlot. I'm afraid of Americans. I'm afraid of the world. | |
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There's already a thread on this. The scary part of this is not that he has some weird table fetish, but that he did this in plain view of a school that borders his property, butt nekid, I believe | |
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