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I need to pay more attention when I'm getting ready (body lotion incident) So this morning I am liberally applying what I thought was body lotion on my body as I was getting ready for work. My wife got it like two weeks ago and I generally find myself using her gender-neutral body sprays and lotions on myself so that I will smell as good as I look. Any way, I was applying it on the various limbs/nether regions when I decided to look on the bottle to see what scent it was. Come to find out, it was not body lotion but some sort of exotic hair mousse/gel. So basically I have been rubbing hair gel all over my body for the last two weeks.
Come to think of it, my chest hair has been looking fuller and my back hair has been more manageable. All good things they say never last... | |
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GottaLetitgo said: So this morning I am liberally applying what I thought was body lotion on my body as I was getting ready for work. My wife got it like two weeks ago and I generally find myself using her gender-neutral body sprays and lotions on myself so that I will smell as good as I look. Any way, I was applying it on the various limbs/nether regions when I decided to look on the bottle to see what scent it was. Come to find out, it was not body lotion but some sort of exotic hair mousse/gel. So basically I have been rubbing hair gel all over my body for the last two weeks.
Come to think of it, my chest hair has been looking fuller and my back hair has been more manageable. Love it! Rhythm floods my heart♥The melody it feeds my soul | |
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It's all just goop, right?  My Legacy
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GottaLetitgo said: So this morning I am liberally applying what I thought was body lotion on my body as I was getting ready for work. My wife got it like two weeks ago and I generally find myself using her gender-neutral body sprays and lotions on myself so that I will smell as good as I look. Any way, I was applying it on the various limbs/nether regions when I decided to look on the bottle to see what scent it was. Come to find out, it was not body lotion but some sort of exotic hair mousse/gel. So basically I have been rubbing hair gel all over my body for the last two weeks.
Come to think of it, my chest hair has been looking fuller and my back hair has been more manageable. i think i jsut peed myself!!! hahahahah too funny Say it's just a dream...
U open up ur eyes and come 2 realize u simply imagined this So u lean over and give her a kiss Here on earth, here on earth, with u it's not so bad Here on earth, here on earth eye don't feel so sad Stay right here |
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I think I tell y'all too much. All good things they say never last... | |
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Good job it wasn't hair removal cream  oh mama I wish I could resist ... | |
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HotPaisleyGirl said: Good job it wasn't hair removal cream
Smooth as a baby's bottom | |
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GottaLetitgo said: I think I tell y'all too much.
But we love you for it  | |
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The thing is when I told my wife this morning she was like "Why aren't you all red or something?" since I was presumably spreading something that shouldn't have been spread on my person. Apparently my body does not respond to stupidity. My body would have let me do it until things started falling off.
I apparently have no "early warning system". All good things they say never last... | |
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you are so lucky you have the woman that you do!
i totally would have smacked you for using my stuff! sticky sweet smelling goof!   She couldn't stop crying 'cause she knew he was gone to stay | |
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i really like your threads. | |
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GottaLetitgo said: So this morning I am liberally applying what I thought was body lotion on my body as I was getting ready for work. My wife got it like two weeks ago and I generally find myself using her gender-neutral body sprays and lotions on myself so that I will smell as good as I look. Any way, I was applying it on the various limbs/nether regions when I decided to look on the bottle to see what scent it was. Come to find out, it was not body lotion but some sort of exotic hair mousse/gel. So basically I have been rubbing hair gel all over my body for the last two weeks.
Come to think of it, my chest hair has been looking fuller and my back hair has been more manageable.
I did the same with shampoo one day..until it started 2 hurt Straight Jacket Funk Affair
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I bet your Chest-Curl was bouncing and behaving though!  surviving on the thought of loving you, it's just like the water
I ain't felt this way in years... | |
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GottaLetitgo said: The thing is when I told my wife this morning she was like "Why aren't you all red or something?" since I was presumably spreading something that shouldn't have been spread on my person. Apparently my body does not respond to stupidity. My body would have let me do it until things started falling off.
I apparently have no "early warning system". i think you should do a reality show. life with GottaLetItGo & Co i'd watch! | |
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 I'm firmly planted in denial |
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Awesome. (Aren't you the same person who was wearing womens pants and didn't realize it either?) | |
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 Very funny!!!Proud Memaw to Seyhan Olivia Christine ,Zoey Cirilo Jaylee & Ellie Abigail Lillian  | |
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 Is that what P uses to get his porno chessfro just right
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GottaLetitgo said: So this morning I am liberally applying what I thought was body lotion on my body as I was getting ready for work. My wife got it like two weeks ago and I generally find myself using her gender-neutral body sprays and lotions on myself so that I will smell as good as I look. Any way, I was applying it on the various limbs/nether regions when I decided to look on the bottle to see what scent it was. Come to find out, it was not body lotion but some sort of exotic hair mousse/gel. So basically I have been rubbing hair gel all over my body for the last two weeks.
Come to think of it, my chest hair has been looking fuller and my back hair has been more manageable . | |
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wow.  HE'S COMING AGAIN | |
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Dance said: Is that what P uses to get his porno chessfro just right
nah he needs some Blue Magic for that taco meat  | |
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emm said: you are so lucky you have the woman that you do!
i totally would have smacked you for using my stuff! sticky sweet smelling goof! Most of the time, she doesn't even act surprised when I do these things. Not sure what that means. All good things they say never last... | |
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