JustErin said:

my old boss used to do it all the time, "I'm talking pacifically about the sales targets"
now I think about it I think he may have had old timers disease.

I'm sorry but JustErin's huge cock signature

Imago said:

its not cute.


I don't say the word.

SCNDLS said:

Back in the 80s, when Dwight Gooden played for the NY METS, I would look forward to his interviews after the games, because he threw SKRIKES to win the games!

SKINN-DED....
"She was 5'5", had long brown hair, was light skinn-ded..."

I thought it's pronounced skiNNNNNed. NO D's!

violator said:

ambuhlams.....

myfavorite said:

i can't say or spell penitentiary

I haven't heard a sportscaster yet who could pronounce "Wisconsin" correctly. They all say, "Wesconsin."

Fuckwits.

I haven't seen anyone mention the most common verbal fuck up of all, nucular instead of nuclear. Drives me fuckin' insane. Especially when Bush does it.

SCNDLS said:

omg i can't believe i didn't think of that. it's sad when it's become the norm for people to mispronounce that word. i'm actually surprised anymore when i hear someone say it correctly.

Protege said:

I don't understand how Bush is STILL mispronouncing this when he prolly has to say it EVERY damn day. WTF???? Proves he's really retarded.

SCNDLS said:

OMG, full body shivers.

I can't believe Bush fucks that every time he says it. Especially since it's been parodied on SNL and various other shows.

sooooo embarrassing.

PurpleRighteous1 said:

Conceptually, this is one of my better threads.

fhqwhgads said:

every night. going to bed at 2:30 is actually kind of early for me

anyway, regarding the topic at the moment - i don't know HOW ON EARTH bush can keep fucking up the word nuclear when it has been made fun of countless times, etc. i mean...i'd see that shit, realize i was saying it wrong, and go hide underground for a few years.

and he just keeps saying it. it's painful to my brain.

SCNDLS said:

you shouldn't have access to nuclear weapons if you can't pronounce the word. His dad did this, too.

Obama was on Letterman delivering a top ten list of his campaign promises and one was to pronounce nuclear "nuclear."

But the way this world is going it's only a matter of time before the dictionary had two proper pronunciations of the word, to accomodate all those morons saying "nucular."

JustErin said:

I work for an Alzheimer's center and we get that a lot. Sometimes as a joke, sometimes not. We also get this one:

"I don't have Alzheimer's I just have part-timers."

NDRU said:

NDRU said:

i will just die if that happens.

Protege said:

Hell to the yeah. I can't believe, even taking into consideration that is IS GWB, that the President of The Unites States Of America says "nucular". I just can't believe it.



I know somebody who gets "lemon" and "lime" mixed up but I can't recall who.

chocolate1 said:

I hear that a lot. "She lookded hella good!"

What about Wednesday & February? Wensday & Febyooary?

Unless you're a banker, you might not find this funny.

There's a document called a "hold harmless" letter.

We had a guy that called it a "ho harminous" letter.

SCNDLS said:

and Skress = Stress

KidaDynamite said:

I used to work for a credit bureau designing their training and one of our trainers would say "credick" instead of "credit." All day EVERY day. I'm like, how/why do you add a "ck" to the end of that shit when the word "credit" is written repeatedly in all of the class materials, the software application, and the fucking building. Makes no sense. The killin' part is that he didn't do this with any other word that ended in "it." One day I purposely asked him to edit something for me and worded it so he'd paraphrase my request and he said "edit" just fine. WTF is that about???

myfavorite said:

oh shit

The cashier where I have lunch said receive instead of receipt

veronikka said:

jokingly, i call receipts "rih-sipituhs"

SCNDLS said:

I feel you...lawd!

I can't believe we've gotten this far and nobody has brought up cool wHip.

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