white people are white

the alphabet has letters

pregnant people are going to have a baby

people in a car are going somewhere

bob george's first name is nelson

ears are for listening

if you're thirsty, u need a drink

fire can burn u!

water is wet

u can go in a door

or out


presenting

myle and ptorg state the obvious


god doesn't hold endermology symposiums in newbraska!

fish are not people

emoticons are funny
this is obvious cuz
it is

if u turn on a light switch, the light comes on

the floor is there on the ground so we won't fall right thru the earth

when u cook food, it gets hot

snails are slow

the elephant theme is ugly

if ur wrong, ur not right

if u're right, u're still wrong if i want u 2 be

women have vaginas

i am retarded!

cups don't have holes in them so ur drink won't fall out the bottom before u can drink it

babies are small

dessert comes after dinner
until u go 2 college

being hurt is painful

pain doesn't feel good

computers cant swim

good lawd is a funny phrase

food is to eat

the letter a starts with the letter a

it is not wise to play with murderers


stop signs mean stop

males are men

this is a sentence

my hair is hairy

if u have no hair, you're bald


if u cut something in half, it isn't whole anymore

extemporaneous is not easy to spell


if you're talking, u're making noise

but psittaceous isnt


oh lawd

it isn't

caps lock means u're typing in capitals

if u die ur not alive anymore

electricity is electric

michael is a name

number is not a number

mothers are women

if u're bleeding a lot, something is wrong

if ur dad says he wasn't asleep but he was snoring, he was asleep

if u forget ur password u must remember

kids are children

if u forget u dont remembre

when u're laughing u find something funny
i hope

u can sit in chairs

200 is a number!

(my avatar)

Just how the hell am I going to remember all that?!...

great and important stuff

i'd like to add:

musicians make music.

Clue No. 2.

and:

genius is not spelled like gebius

typos are when you screw up typing

noise is noisy

cats are not dogs

InsatiableCream said:

also

i love ur signature.

(obviousstatemnt) it says CHESS

Protege said:

piano is not food.







































unless u're myle

Protege said:

this is true

Are those lyrics to a new Prince song?

PurpleJedi said:

Protege said:

additions:

space is full of space.

since a minute ago, a minute has gone by.

repeating is repetitive.

Protogay said:

Unless they're -ing

Protogay said:

I made the list

I feel so privileged

Protege said:

You forgot (which means you're not remembering) that Prince is short

theodore said:

oh wow i did.

Protege said:

And SOMEone told us there is "Joy in Repetition"...

:men: is not an emoticon

theodore said:

but it should be.

Protege said:

Totally

for another obvious fact, see the bolded line in my signature.

Protege said:

I love it

Another obvious fact, if you post a sex tape of Mariah on youtube, she will hunt you down

theodore said:

OBVIOUS IS A WORD

Awesomosity is not just a word. In fact, it isn't a word.

if ur hungry, put da piano in yo ear

Black IS a colour. It's the colour black.

i replied to this topic.

to quote the kids mum in PR

U're Crazy