I tell this story every year, and it seems to fail every year but here goes...




So this woman went to see her doctor about the fact that she had not had sex in well over a year. Dr. Wong, her doctor was a rather straight shooting , pragmatic man, and liked to get straight to the point. He spoke perfect English, but with a very strong Asian accent, often slurring his consonants.

"Over a year?" he asked.
"Yes, Dr. Wong," She replied. "I have tried everything , but it seems I just never end up having sex."

"hmmmm" said Dr. Wong, " please take off all your clothes, and get on your hands and knees."

"What?" She asked.

"Take off all your clothes and get on your hands and knees." Dr Wong repeated.

So she took off all her clothes, and got on her hands and knees butt naked.

"Now, " Dr. Wong continued, "Crow from OVAH Here, to OVAH there on Dat side, Preeze."

"OK" she replied, crawling butt naked on her hands and knees to and fro away from and towards Dr. Wong several times.





"Ohhhhh, diagnosis not good. ", Dr. Wong finally admitted.

"What, Dr. Wong!!" she asked in a near state of panic. "What's wrong with me!!!???"

"You have ED ZAcKRY DiSease" Dr. Wong replied.


"What is Ed Zackry Disease?" She asked desperately.


Dr. Wong replied, "YOU Face Look EdZackry Like You Ass."

first! (i think)

i've known that joke for like forever

oh no. It's the wonder twins of thread jacking

No.

Imago said:

You know it

Imago said:

signature material

fhqwhgads said:

Protege said:

We're amazing

theodore said:

we are

to ourselves

Protege said:

REXTD

fhqwhgads said:

http://www.danonderdonk.c...nghell.mp3

Dan, you know there's a war on, right?

Protege said:

Your signature is so amazing

theodore said:

omg like, yours is too

Protege said:

2the9s said:

Is this some kind of liberal pussy ass reference to America's Next Top Model?

Imago said:

[Edited 3/24/08 20:26pm]