KILLER BISCUITS WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER (the actual AP headline)

Sharon Burnett, 23, a resident of San Diego, was visiting her in-laws and while there went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries.

Several people noticed her sitting in her car with the windows rolled up and her eyes closed, with both hands behind the back of her head. One customer who had been at the store for a while became concerned and walked over to the car.

He noticed that Sharon's eyes were now open, and she looked very strange. He asked her if she was okay, and Sharon replied that she'd been shot in the back of the head, and had been holding her brains in for over an hour.

The man called the paramedics, who broke into the car because the doors were locked and Sharon refused to remove her hands from her head. When they finally got in, they found that Sharon had a wad of bread dough on the back
of her head.

A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from the heat,
making a loud noise that sounded like a gunshot, and the wad of dough hit her in the back of her head. When she reached back to find out what it was, she felt the dough and thought it was her brains. She initially passed out,
but quickly recovered and tried to hold her brains in for over an hour until someone noticed and came to her aid.

And, yes, Sharon is a blonde

no words...just

OK i am blonde and i think this is hysterical.. I have heard it before somewhere... Damn Funny!!!

Oh Pleeezzze! this is the 90's and everyone knows only ur hairdresser knows 4 sure. that could have been a brunette under that blonde color. plus I am only ONE example of a BLONDE (all natural of course...) who sported all b's and a's with some c's all through school. plus i will add (no shame...) that i never needed to study for tests. i'd read over the content to be tested on and it would generally ALL stay in my mind (especially if i did this BEFORE bed, as that's when u comprehend the most). so the next day, it was still in my mind and i'd pass! other smart blondes are;

• barbara walters (JOURNALIST)
• daryl hannah (ACTRESS)
• carolyn kennedy (JFK JR'S WIFE)
• kim basinger (OSCAR WINNER)
• hillary clinton (BILL'S WIFE)
• gloria steinham (FEMINIST)
• michelle pheiffer (ACTRESS)
• madonna (SINGER) yes, she's smart!
• catherine deneuve (ACTRESS)
• claudia schiffer (SUPER MODEL)
• glenn close (ACTRESS)

many more...

Oh yea, not to forget BETTE DAVIS, BARBRA STANWICK, MARILYN MONROE (MY FAV), yes SHE ALSO WAS smart! the "dumb blonde" jokes r a bit "old" and "totally uncool".

grandebelle said:

Daryl Hannah - have you seen her interviewed, she cant string a sentance together. I think you proved blondes are thick after all.

GoldiesParade said:

I dont think so dear. number of reasons; 1. just bcuz one dont do interviews well does not mean they r dumb! look at prince! he's very smart, and is shy with the press, which tends to make him SEEM otherwise. 2. if daryl was stupid, i highly doubt JFK JR. would have been with her all those years, as well as proposing to her. 3. last BUT NOT LEAST, daryls real hair color ISNT BLONDE! 4. oh yea, 1 more, i dont dis anyones choice of haircolor, AND we certainly know lots of dumb brunettes dont we? (some r UNDERNEATH that blonde hair color) but this site has an unusually lg. number of brunettes bcuz they think it's princes preference. i'll bet MANY of those are from the bottle! IMO, blondes have more fun! at least i do, & it's nice to be in a place that blondes r the minority 4 a change, amongst all the brunettes. PEACE.

until grandebelle's rant, it never occurd 2 me that blondes r INDEED dumber.

a dr had a convention 4 blondes 2 prove they were not all dumb. he said ladies and gentelman i will prove my case. so the audience was full of blondes, he asked one of them whats 2+2? she said 5. the blondes in the audience cried give her another chance. he said whats 1+1? she said 3, they said give her another chance dr please.
he said whats 5 +5? she said 10, all the blondes in the audience said please sir give her another chance.

grandebelle said:

it's the 90's eh? you sure bout that blondie? LOL

Shorty said:

I must confess, u got me there! that WAS a very dumb mistake! too bad it had to be THIS particular topic i screwed up on! i wasnt in a terribly good frame of mind when i wote this either. LOL.

SpcMs said:

So where does it say blondes cant rant?

There might be even more unintelligent dark-haired or red-haired people in the world, than there are unintelligent blondes! People just don't talk about them.. The fact that a person's hair color has an impact on someone's intelligence is quite ridiculous in my opinion..

And why are the "blondes" people talk about practically always women..?

grandebelle said:

Heavenly said:

I agree with you , but funny.

Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree?

A: Wave to her.

Hey it was just a joke. I said no offense, as to NOT CAUSE OFFENSE.

Thank you