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MASTURBATION: What do you suppose that these historical figures fantasized about while masturbating? EXERCISE: Try to imagine what each of the following historical figures fantasized about while masturbating, if you believe that they got down with auto-erotic gratification:
Adolf Hitler Napoleon Bonaparte Jesus of Nazareth Buddha Abraham Lincoln Zapata Winston Churchill SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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IceNine said: EXERCISE: Try to imagine what each of the following historical figures fantasized about while masturbating, if you believe that they got down with auto-erotic gratification:
Hitler fanstasized about what it might be like to have a penis.Adolf Hitler Napoleon Bonaparte Jesus of Nazareth Buddha Abraham Lincoln Zapata Winston Churchill Fear is the mind-killer. | |
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IceNine said: EXERCISE: Try to imagine what each of the following historical figures fantasized about while masturbating, if you believe that they got down with auto-erotic gratification:
Buddha: nothing Zapata: rural loan banking ALT+PLS+RTN: Pure as a pane of ice. It's a gift. |
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and how about Jane Goodall and Hellen Keller? -------------------------------------------------
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Masturbating is same all time! Back those days and this day think of big ass! My name is Tibor and I am funky! | |
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IceNine said: EXERCISE: Try to imagine what each of the following historical figures fantasized about while masturbating, if you believe that they got down with auto-erotic gratification:
Adolf Hitler Someone with blonde hair and blue eyes. Napoleon Bonaparte Someone with long legs Jesus of Nazareth Jesus was tempted just like us, but he didn't give in. So he most likely didn't masturbate. But he loves everybody, so who knows? Buddha Was too fat to find his thingy. Abraham Lincoln The librarian at the library he walked all the way to to return that book. That's all I could come up with. | |
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IceNine said: EXERCISE: Try to imagine what each of the following historical figures fantasized about while masturbating, if you believe that they got down with auto-erotic gratification:
Adolf Hitler Napoleon Bonaparte Jesus of Nazareth Buddha Abraham Lincoln Zapata Winston Churchill Hitler - he was a 'mo. prob into s&m, maybe young boys. Napoleon - I can see him getting a pleasant tingling sensation every time he mounted his horse. Jesus - the supreme 'mo. who else could make giving up sex with women seem so effortless? Buddha - He probabbly jacked off with Mayo instead of hand lotion. Abe Lincoln - Abe is just screaming "big cock". I can see him being quite a pimp in his younger years so he prob didnt need to jo much. Zapata - I have no clue who this is Churchill - I really don't want to think about him pounding his pud. Tho I could see him having a diaper fetish. | |
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Hitler use to fantasize that his right hand was poland. | |
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I think this thread is proof that
an overdeveloped intellect with excessive education and highly imaginative use of language can be detriMENTAL. | |
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origmnd said: I think this thread is proof that
an overdeveloped intellect with excessive education and highly imaginative use of language can be detriMENTAL. Damn, I knew that I should have left Zapata off of that list! DAMN! :LOL: SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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this is gross..and probably untrue.. but someone once told me that hitler was into kinky stuff like having women shit in his mouth.. i know this much though..if there is any truth to the story.. i'm sure he wouldn't have had any trouble finding willing participants
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Adolf Hitler = Eva Braun or the excitement of owning the world.
Napoleon Bonaparte = His wife I suppose..winning a war? Jesus of Nazareth = That's a tough one... Buddha = The smell of candles. Abraham Lincoln = Winning the civil war. Zapata = His dog. Winston Churchill = Queen Elizabeth and her sister. === 
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