Can you explain his irrational sensitivity to girls deserving diamonds?

I should say, Imago's the only orger I'd allow to post a picture of ground meat in such close proximity of a picture of me. He had me at... well, the Smiths t-shirt probably, though he had pretty much worn me down before that and I had to accept I was quite fond of him. Initially I thought he was an attention-seeking awful thread starting prick. Now I see that he is still that, but the difference is I've decided I like him.

A big broad smile comes across my face when I think of you, portagay. I'm reminded of days of yore when Deron/Raijuan and I would chat, back when some thought our nonsensical chatting was completely inane and without merit. I became aware of you, fruit, theo and the others and realised that inane, nonsensical chatting is still alive. You're carrying the torch and I can't help but get mushy over it.

I would love to sit down and have a few bears with him.

He has BIG HANDS!

Oh and I told him I wanted his wife I don't know if he remembers but I did.

My butthole is doing me proud!

Why do you always have to be so crass, Dan?












oh, and I fauxie.

and your baby bone jewelry. but that's a whole other thread.

oh hush. I you too. You're just crassity crass crass all the time.

You're so cute Carrie
I knew there was a reason why we dated for so long.

Are you implying we broke up and you didn't tell me?

Yes, and I wouldn't want to appear to shamelessly advertise babybonejewelrytothelimit, my eBay store.

there HAS to be some rule against forcing me to see dan's crotch in every thread.

has. to.